The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

John Mason

Deleted User wrote: »

Were ya queuin long to get the blood drawn ibh!?

behave you

ibh

Deleted User wrote: »

Were ya queuin long to get the blood drawn ibh!?

Got there at 9 and was out by half 10. That included a visit to the doc as well. Was in a really small surgery in Crossmaglen and it was fooking hilarious to hear the old men in the waiting room talking about American having a 'young coloured fella' as their president!!:D

I really don't mind the needle tbh. The nurse told me not to look at it going in cause she said she wasn't driving me home after i faint!

How was your hospital visit? Hate these things especially waiting for results. Not life threatening though so gotta be thankful for that.

ibh

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

behave you

John Mason

ibh wrote: »

just ignore that post, i got confused, i have two screens open thought i was posting in a different thraed :o

John Mason

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

which girl did we make cry (did i do it) that night went on several more hours for me after i left you guys at the kebab shop so my memory is kinda fuzzy. Hope yourself and dimitri the pimps friend (des) are doing well.

the one that wanted your brother and came up from cork just to see him and we were trying to figure out how to get rid of her, in front of her

Bounty Hunter

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

the one that wanted your brother and came up from cork just to see him and we were trying to figure out how to get rid of her, in front of her

o yeah that was freakin hilarious (in a kinda sadistic way), dont think we made her cry tho, think it was the repeated rejection. You woulda thought she woulda got the idea the first time he declined her advances.

love it boards has spell check now

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Bounty Hunter wrote: »

love it boards has spell check now

No it doesn't.

You must be using Firefox.

Bounty Hunter

true that des thinkk its the only reason im suddely able to log in... hows the form man?

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Bounty Hunter wrote: »

true that des thinkk its the only reason im suddely able to log in... hows the form man?

Daycent

Necronomicon

I didn't like that spell check on Firefox myself. Too many football names not recognised, red lines all over the place.

Xavi6

Never used any spell check myself. It'd annoy me.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Never used any spell check myself. It'd annoy me.

Eye dont youse a spelcheckur eider.

Bounty Hunter

tbh i havent altered any of my posts thus far just though ooo look ive mispelt several things now to press post

Dub13

You should checkout ieSpell,its a free Internet Explorer browser extension that spell checks text input boxes on a webpage.

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Internet Explorer is teh ghey.

Kold

Time for a change bitches.

Charlie

Kold wrote: »

Time for a change bitches.

Why? Did you sh/t your pants?

Charlie

Xavi, you're post in that Ah thread

Xavi6 wrote: »

The only thing worse than an egg chasin rugger bugger is an egg chasin rugger bugger from Cork.

I lol'd good and hard a that one.

Xavi6

Oh man I've had some good craic with the 'biys' in there.

Peyton Manning

Tucked away from public access, abiding by strict charters,
There was a Soccer forum where us soccer fans did banter.
Joking, kidding, chatting, fighting, stirring **** like diarrhea,
Sure none of us take it serious like, well at least that was the idea.

See now these days no thread is safe, they all eventually fall,
Sure it doesn't even matter if its about a youth team in Donegal,
Cos inevitably it will end up with "Ronaldo's a diving poncebag"
Cue youtube clips and GIF's and "Sure Gerrard's twice as bad"!

And the biggest racists in the world all happen to follow Rangers,
Dirty filthy scumbags, the complete opposite of Celtic's "angels",
Sure why do ya follow Celtic anyway, I thought that you were Irish?
Why dont you send me on your number, we'll meet and you can fight me!

Its like the ghetto, we cant escape, doomed to do no good,
We can only aspire to emulate one who's already fleed the football 'hood.
His model wife, his two ferraris, he's a multiple homeowner,
Yes where were you that faithful day when Este signed for Roma?

Mornin girls.

Went to see "Saw 5" last night. Tbh I wasn't paying that much attention but from what I saw through my limited attention span I thought it was sh1te.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Mornin girls.

Went to see "Saw 5" last night. Tbh I wasn't paying that much attention but from what I saw through my limited attention span I thought it was sh1te.

wtf?

This "Saw" franchise is getting as bit silly.

No movie should ever go past a third installment, at the very most.

Des

Des wrote: »

wtf?

This "Saw" franchise is getting as bit silly.

No movie should ever go past a third installment, at the very most.

After efforts 4 and 5 respectively I have to 100% agree.

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Deleted User wrote: »

After efforts 4 and 5 respectively I have to 100% agree.

If you thought 4 was shít, why did you then bother with 5?

Des

Des wrote: »

If you thought 4 was shít, why did you then bother with 5?

Cos there was always meant to be 5. So I figured if u take it as one movie, now you enjoyed the 1st 60% of it, it dwindled for 20%, would u get up and leave without seeing what happened?


Unfortunately it didnt end with any kind of substance or at least i dont think it did. like I said, was only half watching.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Cos there was always meant to be 5.

Is this true, or was it some marketing ploy to make you pay for 5 films?

Was Saw 1 a standalone movie, with a beginning, middle and end?

Des

Des wrote: »

Is this true, or was it some marketing ploy to make you pay for 5 films?

Was Saw 1 a standalone movie, with a beginning, middle and end?

Yea I heard there were gonna be 5 after seeing the 1st one. They were all "standalone" but all of them have the kind of ending that screams "sequel".

Charlie

Horror series in one too many sequels shocker! :eek:

Morning lads.

Spud83

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Horror series in one too many sequels shocker! :eek:

Morning lads.

It shocking they made it to the cinema and not straight to dvd.

Id have to agree. The last 2 were poor no matter how low your standards are.

Charlie

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

It shocking they made it to the cinema and not straight to dvd.

As long as there is young fellas looking to get up a girls shirt, these sorts of films will always be a cash cow for the cinemas.

Frisbee

SAW was good because of the shock value.
SAW2 was ok because it was a little more gruesome.

The rest have been ****e

ShiverinEskimo

charlie mchugh wrote: »

As long as there is young fellas looking to get up a girls shirt, these sorts of films will always be a cash cow for the cinemas.

qft.

Morning ladies. Thank the Lord it's thursday, another week's back broken. People around me are already planning their weekends but it's a week since I got paid and I have 100 euro to do me the month.

I think I may be living beyond my means because this is the 3rd month this situation has found me.

Mr Alan

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

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Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

I couldn't watch any film with that fúcking twat-headed cúntflap in it.

ShiverinEskimo

Des wrote: »

I couldn't watch any film with that fúcking twat-headed cúntflap in it.

"twat-headed cúntflap"

Intriguing. A vagina's wall with the head of a vagina. Not a fan then?

Frisbee

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

Yeah girlfriend rented it a few weeks ago when I let her go into Xtravision on her own (i know, my first mistake) was good though I thought. Not great, but it gave me a couple of laughs

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

Fuckin great film! So many laughs in it and Mila Kunis is unbelievable in it.

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

it's a week since I got paid and I have 100 euro to do me the month.

I think I may be living beyond my means because this is the 3rd month this situation has found me.

+ 1.

I've been spending money I don't have since May!

Finally out of debt and I'm already lookin likely to go back into debt before the end of the month!

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Deleted User wrote: »

Finally out of debt and I'm already lookin likely to go back into debt before the end of the month!

Don't borrow any money.

Stop doing things you can't afford to do.

Stop spending money you don't have.

Simple willpower.

You went to the cinema last night. How much did that cost you?

Tickets and munchies.

Des

Des wrote: »

Don't borrow any money.

Stop doing things you can't afford to do.

Stop spending money you don't have.

Simple willpower.

You went to the cinema last night. How much did that cost you?

Tickets and munchies.

I'm out of debt as of 2 weeks ago.

I'm only goin on the p1ss once this month and thats next weekend for my brithday which I think I should allow myself to do!

I wont be goin into any massive debt (like i got into back in May and have been payin off ever since) but I'm just curious whether I'll make it to the next paycheque without borrowing.

Cinema cost me €15 for ticket and munch.

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Deleted User wrote: »

I'm only goin on the p1ss once this month and thats next weekend for my brithday which I think I should allow myself to do!

This weekend coming, or the one after?

My Birthday soon too

Deleted User wrote: »

Cinema cost me €15 for ticket and munch.

So, that's fifteen quid you could have in your pocket now if you'd stayed in with your gf and had a cup of tea and some biscuits instead.

ibh

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"?

have to admit, saw it last week and thought it was gonna be ****e, but man i enjoyed it

I was exactly the same. I was expecting it to be rubbish but it was better than I expected and got quite a few laughs from me. Actually more laughs from me than from herself…:o

ibh

Deleted User wrote: »

Fuckin great film! So many laughs in it and Mila Kunis is unbelievable in it.

I presume you mean unbelievably hot in it. And yeah she is. Love that 70's show..

Frisbee

Nice!

Boggles

2 Words

brav O

Des

Des wrote: »

This weekend coming, or the one after?

My Birthday soon too

The one after. My birthdays on Tuesday but gonna go out next Friday. When's yours?

Des wrote: »

So, that's fifteen quid you could have in your pocket now if you'd stayed in with your gf and had a cup of tea and some biscuits instead.

Yes I know. We've been doin that a lot lately cos we're both broke so that was a splurge!

ibh wrote: »

I presume you mean unbelievably hot in it.

Of course, what else would I mean! :pac:

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Deleted User wrote: »

The one after. My birthdays on Tuesday but gonna go out next Friday. When's yours?

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

ibh

Des wrote: »

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

Hopefully not involving any of the same people!:D

Des

Des wrote: »

Wednesday week.

You do realise we are both the product of a night of valentine's lovin'!

Do the maths dude.

You know it's true.

Yea I know!

I was due on the 18th apparently....yea right. You're the 19th then yea?! I always tease my mum saying I was definitely due on the 14th!! :pac:

So we're both scorpios, that makes us what now!? I'm unaware of characteristics associated with star signs (cos they're rubbish)