The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

John Mason

I have €3.67 in my bank account i dont get paid for another 19 days and des is expecting a big birthday present

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Deleted User wrote: »

So we're both scorpios,

We're both what?

I had a girl tell me one time that we were incompatible because we were both the same star sign.

Idiot.

We were incompatible because you read that shíte and I think it's a load of codswallop.

Codswallop.

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

Mr Alan

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

and des is expecting a big birthday present

i'm sure you can use your imagination :eek:

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

nope.

i was in the presence of a mackeral being walloped though.

John Mason

Scorpio's feelings are intense, passionate and last for eternity. Scorpio has an all or nothing attitude to sex and deep, powerful and tempestuous instincts. Scorpios enjoy giving, withholding, delaying and releasing pleasure and can scratch and bite.

There is a sense of urgency to their desire which adds to their intensity. Not surprisingly their more timid partners may feel safer under the bed than under the covers. Drawn to all that is mysterious, forbidden and taboo, Scorpio will leave no area unexplored in their search for ultimate sexual satisfaction.

Scorpio is also associated with the pelvis, buttocks and genital apparatus and these areas should be given special attention and handled regularly and with sensitivity.
How to score with a Scorpio: Scorpio can read others like a book so be direct and honest. If they like you you’ll know; they’ll reciprocate increasingly intimate physical contact.
Ideal date: Scorpios don't mind a little danger and mystery and the risk of discovery can turn them on. Take them on a trip on the Orient Express.

Des

Des wrote: »

We're both what?

I had a girl tell me one time that we were incompatible because we were both the same star sign.

Idiot.

We were incompatible because you read that shíte and I think it's a load of codswallop.

Codswallop.

Anyone ever wallop a cod?

It is nonsense altogether. I find it funny watching some people who won't leave home without reading them!

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

It is nonsense altogether.

+1
Along with fortune tellers.

pink fluffy bunny

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

Scorpio's feelings are intense, passionate and last for eternity. Scorpio has an all or nothing attitude to sex and deep, powerful and tempestuous instincts. Scorpios enjoy giving, withholding, delaying and releasing pleasure and can scratch and bite.

There is a sense of urgency to their desire which adds to their intensity. Not surprisingly their more timid partners may feel safer under the bed than under the covers. Drawn to all that is mysterious, forbidden and taboo, Scorpio will leave no area unexplored in their search for ultimate sexual satisfaction.

Scorpio is also associated with the pelvis, buttocks and genital apparatus and these areas should be given special attention and handled regularly and with sensitivity.
How to score with a Scorpio: Scorpio can read others like a book so be direct and honest. If they like you you’ll know; they’ll reciprocate increasingly intimate physical contact.
Ideal date: Scorpios don't mind a little danger and mystery and the risk of discovery can turn them on. Take them on a trip on the Orient Express.

Hahahaha! :pac:

What about bipolar scorpios?

Agrophobic scorpios?

Reclusive scorpios?

Slutty scorpios?!

Tell me u don't buy into that drivel pfb!



Though some of that stuff applies to me!! :eek::D:pac:

Spud83

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

Frisbee

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

You've just painted a bullseye on your chops for a serious busting...

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

Where?

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Is it just me or Des bustin a lot of chops today?

No, you're just not bustin enough. That's all.

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Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

Stalker is such a harsh word.
I prefer sociopath

Spud83

Des wrote: »

Well folks.

I have myself a stalker.

I think PFP would prefer if you called her your girlfriend.

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I think she would prefer if you called her your girlfriend.

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

John Mason

Des wrote: »

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

LOL

Do you want me to come down to work and sort them out for you :cool:

Spud83

Des wrote: »

lol

No, check out my profile comments.

:eek::eek:

Well they are not wrong get back to work!!!

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Well they are not wrong get back to work!!!

you quit your chop bustin and get back to work!

Xavi6

Lol at Des' stalker

Just bought myself a new laptop. Sweet as.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Jsut bought myself a new laptop. Sweet as.

Vista is it?

Bring it back now, save yourself the hassle.

Xavi6

Tis Vista. What's so bad about it?

Frisbee

Just saw Madden 08 on Play for 9.99.
Worth a buy anyone?

Mr Alan

nothing Xavi.....Vista is cool.
Des just doesnt like change me reckons.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Tis Vista. What's so bad about it?

There's a 10,000 character limit on posts.

I don't have enough space to tell you.

Xavi6

Frisbee wrote: »

Just saw Madden 08 on Play for 9.99.
Worth a buy anyone?

Most definitely. Fantastic game.

Des wrote: »

There's a 10,000 character limit on posts.

I don't have enough space to tell you.

Hmm well I never usually have rants that long so should be ok.

Frisbee

Xavi6 wrote: »

Most definitely. Fantastic game.

Haven't played one of those games in years. Just wondering, how do they work multiplayer now?
I mean if your mate is sitting beside you looking at the screen your picking your play on surely he can just set up his D in a perfect cover for your O?
And vice versa

Xavi6

Frisbee wrote: »

Haven't played one of those games in years. Just wondering, how do they work multiplayer now?
I mean if your mate is sitting beside you looking at the screen your picking your play on surely he can just set up his D in a perfect cover for your O?
And vice versa

Honestly couldn't tell you. None of my mates here are into it so I just play on my own.

The game play is superb though, especially in the career mode.

Frisbee

Xavi6 wrote: »

Honestly couldn't tell you. None of my mates here are into it so I just play on my own.

The game play is superb though, especially in the career mode.

Aight cool. Cheers. Main reason I'd get it is for Multiplayer. Assuming my brother would let me near his XBox of course... little ass****

Spud83

Haven't used Vista myself but I can tell you I will never be going near another windows machine for personal use. I hate the fact that I am stuck with it in work.

ShiverinEskimo

Xavi6 wrote: »

Tis Vista. What's so bad about it?

Seriously it's awful. Why do you think MS are making shapes for Windows 7 only a year or two after releasing Vista - XP has been around 8 years. Vista's life cycle will be about 3.

Even MS think it's shíte.

Xavi6

So what are the other choices? Mac?

Get me out of this place.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

So what are the other choices? Mac?

or an XP machine.

Or a Linux box

Necronomicon

I got a loan of a new laptop for my postgrad. It has a Vista sticker on it, but as far as I can tell it's XP. Never really used Vista so can't comment on the criticisms, but happy enough with XP.

Has anyone ever used a MacBook? My friend swears by them.

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Necronomicon wrote: »

I got a loan of a new laptop for my postgrad. It has a Vista sticker on it, but as far as I can tell it's XP.

You can tell by the start button

If it's green, it's xp

if it's roundy with the windows flag, it's vista

Xavi6

Hmmmm all I can do is give it a go I suppose. Feckin thing is takin ages to load itself up though.

Kold

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Get yourself one of these Necronomicon. I mine. Oh, and I've finished editing the Freakscene video, just need burn it up and get paid >_<

Necronomicon

Kold wrote: »

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Get yourself one of these Necronomicon. I mine. Oh, and I've finished editing the Freakscene video, just need burn it up and get paid >_<

Sweet. Are they gonna put it on their website? I'd love to see it. Must get the echo later, the photographer got myself and my friend a few times.

Xavi6

Any techies got a rough idea how long it should take for a new laptop to prepare its system? Mine's been running an hour now.....

EDIT: Nevermind, she's motorin now.

Spud83

Necronomicon wrote: »

Has anyone ever used a MacBook? My friend swears by them.

Yeah I got a Macbook pro last Feb and I now swear by it too. I get pissed off having to use XP in work so much, can't imagine what I would be like if they forced me on to Vista.

Unfortunately with the business world still largely controlled by Windows I will prob be stuck with them professionally for life.

ShiverinEskimo

Ever read the quotes on www.bash.org?

Great way to pass time. And one of the top 100 ones reminds me of the above conversations.

Jim - name one thing your PC can do that My Mac can't.
Bob- right click.

ibh

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Ever read the quotes on www.bash.org?

Great way to pass time. And one of the top 100 ones reminds me of the above conversations.

Jim - name one thing your PC can do that My Mac can't.
Bob- right click.

Computer nerd joke, or i just don't get it.?.

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ibh wrote: »

Computer nerd joke, or i just don't get it.?.

There's only 10 type of people who get computer jokes.

A Mac mouse only has one button.

ibh

Des wrote: »

There's only 10 type of people who get computer jokes.

A Mac mouse only has one button.

Proper order too. That button on the right does fcuk all.

My 2c on the Xp versus Vista debate is; Vista is sh'te and XP is much better cause my missus said so.;) Apparently this is close to being true anyway. She set up my sisters new laptop and said it was damn hard to use..

Edit: Just noticed the 10 people get computer jokes thing. WTF??? I can only guess this refers to binary or something. I know electronic programming uses binary so I’d guess computers do as well.

Spud83

ibh wrote: »

Proper order too. That button on the right does fcuk all.

My 2c on the Xp versus Vista debate is; Vista is sh'te and XP is much better cause my missus said so.;) Apparently this is close to being true anyway. She set up my sisters new laptop and said it was damn hard to use..

Edit: Just noticed the 10 people get computer jokes thing. WTF??? I can only guess this refers to binary or something. I know electronic programming uses binary so I’d guess computers do as well.

10 is binary for 2 so well done.

Kold

ibh wrote: »

Proper order too. That button on the right does fcuk all.

Whut? I be right clicking all the time. How else you gonna scope?

ShiverinEskimo

I right click very often. Especially when I'm too lazy to extended my left arm and use ctrl-c, ctrl-v to copy/paste. Which is often.

~Rebel~

newer macs, while only having 1 button, made it so you can click the right side or left side if you want 2 different functions, so it works a treat, easier then hitting the 'apple' key every time you click. Ill def be getting an apple next, can run windows beside MacOS on the same computer so theres no reason not to really.

Necronomicon, was just looking at the freakscene site, you and your buddy in all yer glory!

Frisbee

Kold wrote: »

Whut? I be right clicking all the time. How else you gonna scope?

Exactly what I was wondering. How you gonna awp someone in the face no aim??