The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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IrishMike wrote: »

Divorce cake anyone?

:eek:

We aren't married.

Sherifu

Deleted User wrote: »

Is there a dily thanks quota?

10 in 24 hours.

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Xavi since that thread is closed I cant put thanks in on those FAIL pics put my oh my, excellent work son!

AFAIK it's still possible to thank when the thread is closed. I have the option to.

Anyway, as you can see I do very little with my work day.

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

:eek:

We aren't married.

errr.....actually......remember that night you got really drunk and passed out well, i may have drugged you and married you


tat ta


that's a great funny story to tell our grand children isnt it

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

10 in 24 hours.

That would elicit a thanks but Im what they call a serial thanker, I need another hit!!

DaveyGem

DaveyGem wrote: »

As funny an intro to the soccer forum as anyone is likely to see.

Still I don't think she last... such is the nature of this place

How did those exams of yours go Neil(1984)?

She's gonna be an asset to the forum, I cant wait!!:D


Im startin tomorrow, pain in d @ss at this stage. Finished Friday tho so can resume normal service of my 9 to half 5's in the office spending most of my day in here and somehow managing to multi task and get work done at the same time!:cool:

Xavi6 wrote:

AFAIK it's still possible to thank when the thread is closed. I have the option to.

Anyway, as you can see I do very little with my work day.

I think i exceeded my thanks quota in a UFC thread!! :o:o

IrishMike

DesF wrote: »

:eek:

We aren't married.

Hate to break it to you Des but on boards you are !:pac:

lordgoat

Man that thread was hilarious, laughed my ass off at it.

DaveyGem

Deleted User wrote: »

She's gonna be an asset to the forum, I cant wait!!:D


Im startin tomorrow, pain in d @ss at this stage. Finished Friday tho so can resume normal service of my 9 to half 5's in the office spending most of my day in here and somehow managing to multi task and get work done at the same time!:cool:

Unlucky i'd say UCD is a lonely place this time of year you still studying out there??

She blew a head gasket over not being able to post in here, thats just a simple mistake that anyone can make, just wait till something actually goes wrong

Xavi6

Tis a massive contender for 'Thread of the Year'

Mr Alan

10 euro says she is a Utd fan........

Spud83

Is there anything funnier than a good "fight da power" feedback thread, always makes me smile.

DaveyGem

Mr Alan wrote: »

10 euro says she is a Utd fan........

I'll take that bet

Mr Alan

you're on Davey

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Tis a massive contender for 'Thread of the Year'

And I was involved in it.

I'm a cunny funt actually.

Remember the "Cats are more important than people" thread in feedback?

I was involved in that too.
:cool::cool:

Sherifu

DaveyGem wrote: »

She blew a head gasket over not being able to post in here, thats just a simple mistake that anyone can make, just wait till something actually goes wrong

I fear for her if anyone decides to troll her.

IrishMike

Mr Alan wrote: »

10 euro says she is a Utd fan........

Another tenner says she drinks Stella!

Xavi6

Well I have my cat pics ready for when she makes her first post

DaveyGem

Xavi6 wrote: »

Well I have my cat pics ready for when she makes her first post

can't wait...*looks at clock*

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

10 euro says she is a Utd fan........

She said shes a Hammerette. 10 says shes supports WHU.

Did u just selectively read the thread?! her use of the "gay" insult was staggeringly funny! Cant wait till she shows up in here, gonna be a fun few hours!!

Spud83

Xavi6 wrote: »

Well I have my cat pics ready for when she makes her first post

I would keep them for the feedback thread that will surely start after her first posts gets her a slap with the ban stick.

DaveyGem

Deleted User wrote: »

She said shes a Hammerette. 10 says shes supports WHU.

Did u just selectively read the thread?! her use of the "gay" insult was staggeringly funny! Cant wait till she shows up in here, gonna be a fun few hours!!

Realistically it will probably only be a few minutes though....shame really

DaveyGem

DaveyGem wrote: »

Unlucky i'd say UCD is a lonely place this time of year you still studying out there??

She blew a head gasket over not being able to post in here, thats just a simple mistake that anyone can make, just wait till something actually goes wrong

Unfortunately. The place is full of Leaving Certers.....although.....debates whether to state the bleedin obvious!!


*decides against it, ya'll know what I mean anyway! Ah well, Friday and Im not gonna be setting foot in the place again anytime soon! Giggity!!


Cant wait till someone makes fun of her team!

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I would keep them for the feedback thread that will surely start after her first posts gets her a slap with the ban stick.

Which is possibly the only thread that might put any competition towards the other one for thread of the year!

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'm sure she'll be along after school

Nah she went on the hop for the day.

Xavi6

I'm sure she'll be along after school

Mr Alan

West Ham United

safe as houses :cool:

is requesting pics inappropriate when she does come along......?

Sherifu

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'm sure she'll be along after school

No home & away today. Should be soon.

Mr Alan wrote: »

West Ham United

safe as houses :cool:

is requesting pics inappropriate when she does come along......?

For you, no.

DaveyGem

Deleted User wrote: »

Unfortunately. The place is full of Leaving Certers.....although.....debates whether to state the bleedin obvious!!


*decides against it, ya'll know what I mean anyway! Ah well, Friday and Im not gonna be setting foot in the place again anytime soon! Giggity!!


Cant wait till someone makes fun of her team!

Didn't they used to do the......open days.....during term time. Until the great pregnancy pandemic of 2001 of course...

If she is A "Hammerette" it won't be long, if memory serves you reserveed a a bit of hatred for them and the Tevez debacle...

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Mr Alan wrote: »

is requesting pics inappropriate when she does come along......?

Nope.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

West Ham United

safe as houses :cool:

is requesting pics inappropriate when she does come along......?

Generic statement ftw! We all know u were talking about Colchester United, their fans are notoriously aggressive!

DesF

DesF wrote: »

Nope.

Judging by your little love in with her in that thread Id be willing to bet that u already have pics!! :pac::pac::pac:

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

is requesting pics inappropriate when she does come along......?

as long as u share them after the bant stick gets dealt then its fair game!


PS apologies for the double post.

Xavi6

I can see bans afoot for some of us when she gets here!

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Deleted User wrote: »

Judging by your little love in with her in that thread Id be willing to bet that u already have pics!! :pac::pac::pac:

:cool:

Maybe I do.

DesF

DesF wrote: »

:cool:

Maybe I do.

PM me! :pac:

Xavi6 wrote: »

I can see bans afoot for some of us when she gets here!

Yea was just thinkin that. From the moment she arrives, she might last longer than some of us!

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Why?

Xavi6

*PM's post #1485 to Irishbird*

lordgoat

Xavi6 wrote: »

I can see bans afoot for some of us when she gets here!

Worth it?

Totally

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Why?

Blatant trolling for a start. Also an almost immediate barrage of "Pic or gtfo" comments. Ban stick looms.

Mr Alan

is asking for pics of new bints that post here a bannable offence!?

shocking! me thinks the charter could do with a revision to excuse that kinda thing

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Xavi6 wrote: »

*PM's post #1485 to Irishbird*

You bastard.

Whatever happened to lads sticking together?

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Blatant trolling for a start. Also an almost immediate barrage of "Pic or gtfo" comments. Ban stick looms.

That and the inevitable "gay" references, FAIL pics and a whole host of other things like A/S/L, "PM me the nudes" etc etc. Could go south. I might lay low and casually observe!!!

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

is asking for pics of new bints that post here a bannable offence!?

shocking! me thinks the charter could do with a revision to excuse that kinda thing

In fairness its the soccer forum, we're not used to girls posting here (except PSI who;s really one of the lads!!) so u have to expect certain charcaters to become testosterone fuelled lions when a girl shows herself in the soccer forums!!

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Deleted User wrote: »

That and the inevitable "gay" references, FAIL pics and a whole host of other things like A/S/L, "PM me the nudes" etc etc. Could go south. I might lay low and casually observe!!!

I'll be telling her to ignore you lot of perverts. She's only 17 lads ffs.

Mr Alan

Des, your bint reads these pages man! you have nowhere to hide!

always watching, waiting, judging

Spud83

Can we start a poll on how many posts she will actually get to make before getting herself banned?

And then a second poll for the number of minutes from ban to new feedback thread?


I go with 4 posts (mods are slow these days), and 5 mins before feedback.

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

You bastard.

Whatever happened to lads sticking together?

You ended all that by selling us up the river in that feedback thread. Solidarity my hoop.

DaveyGem

Deleted User wrote: »

"PM me the nudes"

FTW

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Xavi6 wrote: »

You ended all that by selling us up the river in that feedback thread. Solidarity my hoop.

I sold nobody up any river.

By the way

Fail



At posting images

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

Could go south.

Ya durty fecker.:eek: