The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

DaveyGem

DesF wrote: »

I'll be telling her to ignore you lot of perverts. She's only 17 lads ffs.

If she's ble....em nevermind :pac:

DesF

DesF wrote: »

I'll be telling her to ignore you lot of perverts. She's only 17 lads ffs.

In fairness Des I was actually going by the sort of stuff that was said to her in the feedback thread when using those examples.


17 is too old for me anyway :pac::pac::D:eek:




Discalimer: I do not in any way condone the actions suggested or implied in this thread or in my posts. I was merely highlighting the potentail ban infractions that could result if and when she posts here, with a hint of attempted humour, cue tumbleweed pic IrishMIke!! My preference for women actually lies in women my own age and I do not condone anything other than the "half your age plus 7" rule in any way.

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

I sold nobody up any river.

By the way

Fail



At posting images

No idea what you mean

Xavi6

DaveyGem wrote: »

If she's ble....em nevermind :pac:

Deleted User wrote: »

17 is too old for me anyway :pac::pac::D:eek:

Lol this is exactly what I was talking about!

Mr Alan

DaveyGem wrote: »

If she's ble....em nevermind :pac:

:eek:

Deleted User wrote: »

[I do not condone the "half your age plus 7" rule in any way.

50% of 23 = 11.5

11.5 + 7 = 18.5.

****ing superb rule that.

dont ****ing diss it Neil its solid as pie that ****!

Sherifu

DesF wrote: »

I'll be telling her to ignore you lot of perverts. She's only 17 lads ffs.

Fresh meat.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

:eek:

50% of 23 = 11.5

11.5 + 7 = 18.5.

****ing superb rule that.

dont ****ing diss it Neil its solid as pie that ****!

Disclaimer edited to reflect my true feelings!! :D

Xavi6

Hmmm I always thought it was half your age plus 5.......

John Mason

Xavi6 wrote: »

*PM's post #1485 to Irishbird*

:eek::eek:

DesF wrote: »

Whatever happened to lads sticking together?

yeah, me

DesF wrote: »

I'll be telling her to ignore you lot of perverts. She's only 17 lads ffs.

you will do no such thing

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Older women lads.

Can't be beat.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Hmmm I always thought it was half your age plus 5.......

Why not just half your age?

Spud83

DaveyGem wrote: »

If she's ble....em nevermind :pac:

This is a soccer forum keep it on topic.

If there is grass on the pitch.....*

Mr Alan wrote: »

:eek:



50% of 23 = 11.5

11.5 + 7 = 18.5.

****ing superb rule that.

dont ****ing diss it Neil its solid as pie that ****!

She is only 17 looks like you are out (i now see you were working that out for Neil sorry.). Though I dont believe in the rule, there are legal heads for this kind of thing, and the have obviously decided that 17 is all good.*

May not be my actually beliefs

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irishbird wrote: »

you will do no such thing

You need to read my post after your last one darling.:cool:

Mr Alan

pah, i laugh in the face of rules!

(bet she never posts here after seeing this thread )

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Older women lads.

Can't be beat.

Indeed. Yore ma's a beast :pac:

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

pah, i laugh in the face of rules!

(bet she never posts here after seeing this thread )

Do u reckon she has the self control to not stop in to call us all "gay"?

DaveyGem

Mr Alan wrote: »

pah, i laugh in the face of rules!

(bet she never posts here after seeing this thread )

Its to long she couldn't handle it....the thread of course

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DaveyGem wrote: »

Its to long she couldn't handle it....the thread of course

Certainly isn't yours anyway.

John Mason

DesF wrote: »

Certainly isn't yours anyway.

and how would you know this ?

Sherifu

/me wonders why there aren't more girls around :pac:

DaveyGem

DesF wrote: »

Certainly isn't yours anyway.

Who are you my mammy haha

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

/me wonders why there aren't more girls around :pac:

In fairness the spread in the Ladies Lounge is nearly 50-50 at times, its a bloody cock fest everywhere u go around here!! :pac::pac:

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irishbird wrote: »

and how would you know this ?

er.....

Hi.

DaveyGem

DaveyGem wrote: »

Who are you my mammy haha

I sure hope your mammys not the only one who can answer that question!!



**Wonders if Des is in fact Daveys mother?

irishbird wrote: »

and how would you know this ?

Sorted so, Des is secretly Daveys ma!

Xavi6

DaveyGem

DesF wrote: »

er.....

Hi.

Well played,

Don't make any sudden movements

Sherifu

Deleted User wrote: »

In fairness the spread in the Ladies Lounge is nearly 50-50 at times, its a bloody cock fest everywhere u go around here!! :pac::pac:

John Mason

I always knew there was more to this soccer thing then just kicking balls

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

Haha! im livin the e-life at the moment. The only girls I see are the 18 year olds around the library studying for their leaving certs! And Im 23!!

My e-ego has taken quite a beating!

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Deleted User wrote: »

Haha! im livin the e-life at the moment. The only girls I see are the 18 year olds around the library studying for their leaving certs! And Im 23!!

Stop hanging around libraries at LC time then.

also.

Stealth photos with the mobile phone please.

Skoolgurl Upskirts ftw.

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

Haha! im livin the e-life at the moment. The only girls I see are the 18 year olds around the library studying for their leaving certs! And Im 23!!

My e-ego has taken quite a beating!

I fail to see your point/problem


*waits for fail pic*

Sherifu

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I fail to see your point/problem


*waits for fail pic*

DaveyGem

Deleted User wrote: »

I sure hope your mammys not the only one who can answer that question!!



**Wonders if Des is in fact Daveys mother?




Sorted so, Des is secretly Daveys ma!

Hang on, i feel i may have been left out of the loop,

Ah well its a hip hop world keep up etc...

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Stop hanging around libraries at LC time then.

also.

Stealth photos with the mobile phone please.

Skoolgurl Upskirts ftw.

DesF

DesF wrote: »

Stop hanging around libraries at LC time then.

also.

Stealth photos with the mobile phone please.

Skoolgurl Upskirts ftw.

Ill see what I can do. I have a packet of Werthers Originals in my bag, Ill try my luck!

alanmurphy83 wrote:

I fail to see your point/problem


*waits for fail pic*

These LC girls are out of my maturity range. Eye candy and nothing more!!

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I fail to see your point/problem


*waits for fail pic*

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

These LC girls are out of my maturity range. Eye candy and nothing more!!

I presume you mean they are more mature.

Fail

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I presume you mean they are more mature.

Of course.

Shaque attack

this blank posting malarky seems like alot of fun, may start to give it a try.

Shaque attack

Shaque attack wrote: »

this blank posting malarky seems like alot of fun, may start to give it a try.

Is that an attempt to belittle our OT ramblings?! If so


FAIL!!

Spud83

Shaque attack wrote: »

this blank posting malarky seems like alot of fun, may start to give it a try.

Not seeing pics = FAIL

MrJoeSoap

Deleted User wrote: »

Fail

Ah Trigger Happy. What a show.

Xavi6

Well time for me to make like an donkey's dick and hit the road. The leaba is calling.

Shaque attack

lol that didn't take long, its all clear now!

Rejoice i can see

trigger happy ftw

DaveyGem

Shaque attack wrote: »

lol that didn't take long, its all clear now!

Rejoice i can see

trigger happy ftw

Haha take that company internet usage policy

IrishMike

DaveyGem wrote: »

Haha take that company internet usage policy

:eek:

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Well time for me to make like an donkey's dick and hit the road. The leaba is calling.

Night night Xavi!!

xxxxxx:eek::eek::eek:

This thread has become the FAIL.gif thread!


***waits for another one my way to add to the collection.

MrJoeSoap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xqm7gmBjs

KdjaCL

Whats fail about the bird?


seems kinda odd in there



kdjac