The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Xavi6

A Thunderdome thread about Al? This I gotta see.....

EDIT: Well that was a waste of five minutes

ShiverinEskimo

Xavi6 wrote: »

A Thunderdome thread about Al? This I gotta see.....

EDIT: Well that was a waste of five minutes

Total anti-climax, really expected that to turn into a thread of pure unadulterated hatred.

Instead its like a few pansies flapping at each other over the last vodka martini at charity event.

Mr Alan

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Total anti-climax, really expected that to turn into a thread of pure unadulterated hatred.

I'm all about the love brother :cool:

ShiverinEskimo

Lover, not a fighter eh?

Hippies have no place within these walls.

Mr Alan

you, my friend, should come hang around outside pubs smoking with me, twill calm ya down no end

Xavi6

I want the five minutes back that I spent reading that thread. I DEMAND it.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

you, my friend, should come hang around outside pubs smoking with me, twill calm ya down no end

You smoke?

What brand?

Mr Alan

Xavi6 wrote: »

I want the five minutes back that I spent reading that thread. I DEMAND it.

nothing to do with me mate, sorry

DesF wrote: »

You smoke?

What brand?

John Player Blue.

that ok?

Xavi6

Filthy habit. You should be ashamed of yourselves, especially you Mr. Johnny Blue. As you said to me the other day - 10? 12?

Mr Alan

12

Nalz

why do PMs change Requirement specs when by back is turned?

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Johnny Blue?

Scumbag.

Do you wear a cap at a 90 degree on your head?

Shiney Tracksuit?

Wait, of course you do. You are pretending to be scouse.

Mr Alan

:)LOL:)

There is a beautiful irony to you calling me a scumbag

no cap or tracksuits with me Des.

wat do you smoke so?

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

:)LOL:)

There is a beautiful irony to you calling me a scumbag

no cap or tracksuits with me Des.

wat do you smoke so?

Penis

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Mr Alan wrote: »

There is a beautiful irony to you calling me a scumbag

Sorry massa.

Mr Alan wrote: »

no cap or tracksuits with me Des.

Do you wear a shirt and tie to work?

rofl

I can imagine you, typing in the ManYoo and Liverpool threads, all hot under the collar, loosening your tie as PHB posts yet again about Gilet and Hicks

Mr Alan wrote: »

wat do you smoke so?

Camel. Proper tobacco flavour.

And rollies at home. Light Blue Drum. Green skins.

Mr Alan

DesF wrote: »

Do you wear a shirt and tie to work?

rofl

I can imagine you, typing in the ManYoo and Liverpool threads, all hot under the collar, loosening your tie as PHB posts yet again about Gilet and Hicks

Pretty much spot on tbh!

Mitch Connor

DesF wrote: »

Sorry massa.


Do you wear a shirt and tie to work?

rofl

I can imagine you, typing in the ManYoo and Liverpool threads, all hot under the collar, loosening your tie as PHB posts yet again about Gilet and Hicks






Camel. Proper tobacco flavour.

And rollies at home. Light Blue Drum. Green skins.

anyone know where PHB has disappeared to?

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Tauren wrote: »

anyone know where PHB has disappeared to?

Exams.

Mr Alan

Tauren wrote: »

anyone know where PHB has disappeared to?

ya miss him?

Sherifu

Morning homos.

Mitch Connor

yeah - myself and niel are trying to keep the ManUnited thread going, but its tought without PHB posting every couple of minutes!

(yet I still only manage to be the second highest poster!!)

ibh

DesF wrote: »

Camel. Proper tobacco flavour.

And rollies at home. Light Blue Drum. Green skins.

Did you hear the joke about the old women smoking??

2 old women outside bingo having a smoke. One whips out a condom and puts a hole in the end of it and puts it over her fag. The other woman asks what it is. She tells her its a condom and its great for keeping her fag dry. Tells her to get them in the chemist.

2nd old woman goes to the chemist the next day and asks the guy serving her for some condoms. He asks if she has any particular preference. She says "as long as it fits on a camel, i don't mind..."
Shop attendant faints...



Jesus that took a lot of typing............

Spud83

Tauren wrote: »

yeah - myself and niel are trying to keep the ManUnited thread going, but its tought without PHB posting every couple of minutes!

(yet I still only manage to be the second highest poster!!)

I try unfortunantly my job and "real" life get in the way. Besides there isn't a lot to talk about apart from the daily ronaldo rumors which have grown tiresome already.

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Well, this is fúcking brilliant altogether.

Wages were due today, and the cúnts never paid me.

****.

I'm off tomorrow, due to be going away for the bank holiday weekend.

You know what the HR girl said?

She said she's off to hide in her office, because nobody got paid.

For jaysiy sake.

Mitch Connor

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I try unfortunantly my job and "real" life get in the way. Besides there isn't a lot to talk about apart from the daily ronaldo rumors which have grown tiresome already.

you have your priorities arseways.

my job has been pretty easy these last two weeks, and most of the time, so I get plenty of time!

Sherifu

Cashflow problems ftl.

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Tauren wrote: »

you have your priorities arseways.

True

Tauren wrote: »

my job has been pretty easy these last two weeks, and most of the time, so I get plenty of time!

My job is easy every day.

And the fact that I'm on a go-slow until they pay me.

Des

Posting on message boards. Not getting paid to do it. :mad::mad:

Spud83

DesF wrote: »

Well, this is fúcking brilliant altogether.

Wages were due today, and the cúnts never paid me.

****.

I'm off tomorrow, due to be going away for the bank holiday weekend.

You know what the HR girl said?

She said she's off to hide in her office, because nobody got paid.

For jaysiy sake.

Ha ha ha ha. Nothing worse then when your wages gets screwed up especially on a bank holiday weekend when it wont be sorted till Tuesday probably. Time to rent your ass out.

Tauren wrote: »

you have your priorities arseways.

my job has been pretty easy these last two weeks, and most of the time, so I get plenty of time!

Well my job has been pretty meaningless lately but my post count goes to sh!t during weeknights and weekends.

EDIT: So what do we all do?

Software Developer here thats when the sales people actually get customers.

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alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Ha ha ha ha. Nothing worse then when your wages gets screwed up especially on a bank holiday weekend when it wont be sorted till Tuesday probably. Time to rent your ass out.

Phoenix Park, here I cum.

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

EDIT: So what do we all do?

Software Developer here thats when the sales people actually get customers.

I kick people off the network of the ISP I work for.

In Ireland, Spain and Belgium.

Xavi6

I'm a journalist. A very skint one at the moment, despite having a staff job. The lower rungs don't pay that well.

patmac

DesF wrote: »

Well, this is fúcking brilliant altogether.

Wages were due today, and the cúnts never paid me.

****.

I'm off tomorrow, due to be going away for the bank holiday weekend.

You know what the HR girl said?

She said she's off to hide in her office, because nobody got paid.

For jaysiy sake.

Sounds iffy TBH find out if it's an admin error but if it happens again soon be careful.

Mr Alan

Insurance company. boring.

Mitch Connor

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Ha ha ha ha. Nothing worse then when your wages gets screwed up especially on a bank holiday weekend when it wont be sorted till Tuesday probably. Time to rent your ass out.



Well my job has been pretty meaningless lately but my post count goes to sh!t during weeknights and weekends.

EDIT: So what do we all do?

Software Developer here thats when the sales people actually get customers.

Work in computers too - I suppose I am a software consultant technicaly, but i wouldn't say my job is that advanced, to be really called a consultant. I check peoples systems are setup correctly, make recommendations if they are not and try to solve customer problems through specific message 2 weeks out of 6.

ibh

I'm getting ready to hand in my notice tomorrow.. Got offered a job today. Still means working in Northern Ireland unfortunately. Can't get anything in Dublin. Of course as soon as i'm ready to leave this sh1thole work starts getting more interesting. But it doesn't disguise the fact that I hate this job more than I ever thought possible. No more 100mile round trip driving every day. Bring on the 100 mile round trip by train!!

Pro's of current job: Access to Boards all day, listen to youtube playlist all day
Con's of current job: Everything else.

Oh yea, I'm a Mechanical Engineer by day, bad amatuer footballer at the weekends and Dundalk FC fan 24/7........... Haven't heard any of those adverts recently..

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ibh wrote: »

Pro's of current job: Access to Boards all day

You know, if I was changing jobs, this would be a consideration in if I took it or not.

Spud83

DesF wrote: »

You know, if I was changing jobs, this would be a consideration in if I took it or not.

Yeah imagine that in the interview.

Interviewer: Do you have any questions for us?
DesF: Just one, do you provide access to boards.ie and can I sit on it all day.
Interviewer; Eh, no!
DesF: Well screw you then.

ibh

DesF wrote: »

You know, if I was changing jobs, this would be a consideration in if I took it or not.

Yea it was.. They were offering gym membership of some rubbish like that.. Just crossed it out on the contract and added in full Boards.ie access. Easy.

This does actually mean that i am entering my final month of daytime posting and youtube..

Xavi6

I've posted 4,500 times since January.....when I got an office job.

Mr Alan

i thought i was onto a winner when you started saying you were going to overtake my post count.....how wrong was i?

Spud83

Xavi6 wrote: »

I've posted 4,500 times since January.....when I got an office job.

Thats impressive considering you are in like a 7 hour different time zone to the majority of users around here.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

how wrong was i?

Very, as usual.

Mr Alan

shut up betty

Xavi6

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Thats impressive considering you are in like a 7 hour different time zone to the majority of users around here.

Yeah but the problem is there's no one on during my work hours so I find myself reading and posting in the most obscure of threads just to quell the boredom. I mean, Fashion & Appearances for feck sake!

Spud83

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yeah but the problem is there's no one on during my work hours so I find myself reading and posting in the most obscure of threads just to quell the boredom. I mean, Fashion & Appearances for feck sake!

Must have a look through your post history and see what random stuff you get up to.

patmac

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yeah but the problem is there's no one on during my work hours so I find myself reading and posting in the most obscure of threads just to quell the boredom. I mean, Fashion & Appearances for feck sake!

Seen the Sex and the City movie yet, after the Elton John gig.....
A text was read out on Newstalk this morning a guy is at the food counter in the cinema going to see said movie and all he can see is Hairstyles and Hairdressers and the smell of perfume was overwhelming so he went back and changed the tickets to Ironman, she wasn't impressed when they sat down to watch the movie!

Sherifu

Ironman kicks ass.

patmac

Anyone hungry?
http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/media/08/0505

gucci

Sherifu wrote: »

Ironman kicks ass.

Totally
and a -1 for indiana jones.

John Mason

hello football people

all happy here as usual a see.

the title of this thread should be changed to Grumpy young men

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irishbird wrote: »

the title of this thread should be changed to Grumpy young men

+ a happy old woman.