The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Im_No_Superman

Edinburgh is a great city was there over Paddys day, Id defo go back. Got a 2-1 in my exams, happy days.

gucci

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Edinburgh is a great city was there over Paddys day, Id defo go back. Got a 2-1 in my exams, happy days.

Fair play. Now go get a job you big hippy!

estebancambias

DesF wrote: »

I'm just back in work after a weekend break in Killarney with the missus.

Ah, twas nice to get away from it all I spose.

Mmmmmmm Exotic.

Had a class game last night in a trial for a club I'm thinking of joining. Loads of old lads(30 plus)

Can someone tell me is there such thing as Under-18's, or is it now senior football for moi.

Time goes too quick...it only feels like yesterday I was playing for Shelbourne getting beaten every week back in 99'

Charlie

+1 on the Sky+ front. The only live tv I watch these days is sport, news, and the odd sprinkling of Sky Sports News.

I felt so lost when ours broke a while back.

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estebancambias wrote: »

Mmmmmmm Exotic.

You know it.

estebancambias wrote: »

Had a class game last night in a trial for a club I'm thinking of joining. Loads of old lads(30 plus)

Is it Roma?

Tell me it's Roma

estebancambias wrote: »

Time goes too quick...it only feels like yesterday I was playing for Shelbourne getting beaten every week back in 99'

You played for the u7s?

estebancambias

I think it might have been under 8's.

I was on the same team as Samantha Mumba's brother. The lad was ****ing class.


And for a matter of fact it wasn't Roma. I will write to them in 2010, and tell them I'm a late bloomer, so can I have a trial please. Then I'll catch the eye of Giovanni(if he's still coaching Ireland) and be called up for the 2012 European cup.

Nalz

I'm just back from the jacks after a ruby murry

ah Its great to have a good oul sh!t now and again, especially in work.

Im_No_Superman

gucci wrote: »

Fair play. Now go get a job you big hippy!

Cheers. Ah Ill be working for "The Man" long enough, all in good time!

gucci

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Cheers. Ah Ill be working for "The Man" long enough, all in good time!

Yeah but make sure you can get a job like Trilla where you can go and take a good healthy 15minute dump break and noone will be annoying you!!

Im_No_Superman

gucci wrote: »

Yeah but make sure you can get a job like Trilla where you can go and take a good healthy 15minute dump break and noone will be annoying you!!

Oh there will have to be a 15 minute dump break clause in my contract alright! :pac:

ibh

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Edinburgh is a great city was there over Paddys day, Id defo go back. Got a 2-1 in my exams, happy days.

well done on the exam results. Just don't go doing something stupid now like a post grad or working. Get ur ass down the dole until September minimum. thats the best advice i can give.

Im_No_Superman

ibh wrote: »

well done on the exam results. Just don't go doing something stupid now like a post grad or working. Get ur ass down the dole until September minimum. thats the best advice i can give.

High ho high ho its on the dole I go..... :pac:

Nalz

new word: celecrating

definition: celebrating with a crate

you read it first here

Mr Alan

well done I'm_No_Superman. fair play to ya

Sherifu

Time for bed, damn these late movies.

Im_No_Superman

Cheers Al, just home from a massive feed (steak ) and afew pints, saving the getiing hammered and celebrating till saturday, my birthday! Talk about perfect timing!

Mr Alan

Am training workmate at my desk today. nightmare. means i cant post on boards really

ibh

Mr Alan wrote: »

Am training workmate at my desk today. nightmare. means i cant post on boards really

I'm in the same situation from this arvo onwards. Leaving in a couple of weeks and have to train the newbie..

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Mr Alan wrote: »

Am training workmate at my desk today. nightmare. means i cant post on boards really

Aw man, I really fúcking hate when that happens.

*HI NEW GUY!!* :D

Here Al, is he a 'pool fan, or what?

Get him to join boards.

Sherifu

Poor Mr. Alan.

Xavi6

[rant] Right I don't care how 'un-PC' or whatever else it is but I fucking hate fat, ugly , loud women.

Made the schoolboy error of forgetting my iPod today and God suitably punished me by placing the absolute geebags beside on the train on the way home. The whole journey was filled with tall tales about exploits with various fellas, how they left their eyes open when kissing, wouldn't hold hands in public etc. All at the very top of their voices. I just felt like telling them that they hadn't a hope in hell of getting a bloke unless they went pimping themselves at the local deaf and blind school.

Seriously these birds were beaten with the ugly stick numerous times and just ate to help erase the memories. I was tempted to get off a couple of stops early and wait the 5 minutes for the next train.

Note: I don't normally comment on people's weight but if you're going to be a loud, annoying pleb then I'm gonna pounce on every other downfall you have.[/rant]

kryogen

nice rant there Xavi! hope you feel a bit better!

i had a great day yesterday, played my first game of ball in 8 months! i was struggling after about 7 minutes, but then pushed on through the wall and ended the game strong. Scored a hattrick! well chuffed

my legs are in bits today but it was worth it!

didnt realise how much i missed playing till i got out there

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Am training workmate at my desk today. nightmare. means i cant post on boards really

Have ya seen my brother floatin about at all!! that workmate of yours needs to learn the ropes, post on boards, show em how it goes!!

ShiverinEskimo

Yea, some ugly birds think they have to make up for the ugliness by being loud and "funny".

You would think they would try to bring less attention to themselves.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

[rant] Right I don't care how 'un-PC' or whatever else it is but I fucking hate fat, ugly , loud women.

Made the schoolboy error of forgetting my iPod today and God suitably punished me by placing the absolute geebags beside on the train on the way home. The whole journey was filled with tall tales about exploits with various fellas, how they left their eyes open when kissing, wouldn't hold hands in public etc. All at the very top of their voices. I just felt like telling them that they hadn't a hope in hell of getting a bloke unless they went pimping themselves at the local deaf and blind school.

Seriously these birds were beaten with the ugly stick numerous times and just ate to help erase the memories. I was tempted to get off a couple of stops early and wait the 5 minutes for the next train.

Note: I don't normally comment on people's weight but if you're going to be a loud, annoying pleb then I'm gonna pounce on every other downfall you have.[/rant]

In other words youd kick em in the face if God hadnt beaten you to it!!

I agree though, or the ugly ones that give u attitude if u accidently make eye contact, because somewhere deep depp in their perverse brains they think theyre hot.


Damned annoying.

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Walks into the room
Feels like a big balloon I said,
Hey girls you are beautiful'

Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees screamin,
Big girls you are beautiful'

You take your skinny girl
Feel like I'm gonna die
'Cause a real woman
Needs a real man here's why

You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lot of woman
Needs a whole lot more

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
Where the girls are round
And curves in all the right places

Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful

Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful'

Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees screamin,
Big girls you are beautiful'

You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lot of woman
Needs a whole lot more

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
Where the girls are round
And curves in all the right places

Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering hole
Where the girls are round
And curves in all the right places

Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Oh you are beautiful

Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And they'll be calling you baby

No need to fantasize
Since I was in my braces
A watering the hole
Where the girls are round
And curves in all the right places

Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Yea, some ugly birds think they have to make up for the ugliness by being loud and "funny".

You would think they would try to bring less attention to themselves.

Yes and others make up for it by convincing themselves that theyre "a ten" :mad::mad:

Xavi6

The lyrics of an ugly bastard or a gay, and he's a bit of both.

ibh

Got a bit of an overhang this morning. 5 hrs sleep is not enough, especially when you have to drive 50 miles to work...

Went to see my little cousin play his first gig last night. Music was very impressive considering his shyness, craic was good considering all his family came along for support and the wee pub was full to the rafters, and the Guinness was top notch.
Didn't even get a bite of dinner last night cause I was playing footie. Think it could be part of the reason why I feel like shite after not that many beers.

Luckily I don't give a fcuk about work cause i'm leaving, so at least I'm not stressed..

ShiverinEskimo

I love the "couldn't care less cos I'm leaving" mentality. Alas its been too long since I've had it.

ibh

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I love the "couldn't care less cos I'm leaving" mentality. Alas its been too long since I've had it.

Yea just as i finished typing I thought, why did i bother coming in today??

Kold

DesF wrote: »

Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful
Big girls you are beautiful

All very well for a funboy. I have big Sennheisers on me most of the time and the louder people get, the louder I pump Aphex Twin.

ShiverinEskimo

Indeed - no one would suspect a hangover at this stage of the week.

I'm sitting in work Dosed with a cold I picked up at the weekend. Sucks.

ibh

ibh wrote: »

Yea just as i finished typing I thought, why did i bother coming in today??

Screw you guys, Im going home!

ibh

Deleted User wrote: »

Screw you guys, Im going home!

Oh the temptation. I did kinda fcuk them over by not bothering to book friday and monday off when i'm heading to Vienna.
Supposed to give 2 weeks notice. I managed 4 days.

Kold

ibh wrote: »

Oh the temptation. I did kinda fcuk them over by not bothering to book friday and monday off when i'm heading to Vienna.
Supposed to give 2 weeks notice. I managed 4 days.

Vienna's a beautiful city. Do enjoy. I'm off to Amsterdam on Wednesday. Woop.

Kold

Kold wrote: »

Vienna's a beautiful city. Do enjoy. I'm off to Amsterdam on Wednesday. Woop.

Amsterdam is great but I got sick of it after about 4 days.....

ShiverinEskimo

Anyone know who the extremely goregeous classy hot chick was in the crowd at last night's game? Showed her with about 10 mins to go. Looked like a WAG type girl as she really stood out.

Charlie

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Yea, some ugly birds think they have to make up for the ugliness by being loud and "funny".

What's it that they call it these days, oh yeah, she's 'bubbly'. :rolleyes:

estebancambias

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Anyone know who the extremely goregeous classy hot chick was in the crowd at last night's game? Showed her with about 10 mins to go. Looked like a WAG type girl as she really stood out.

I may be wrong but I believe its Mrs. De Rossi.

ShiverinEskimo

estebancambias wrote: »

I may be wrong but I believe its Mrs. De Rossi.

Would make sense to show her at that stage - it was him that scored the (cruelly deflected but henry deserves it IMO) second goal yes?

EDIT/ OH Lord I just put "Mrs. De Rossi" into google to start and got listings about Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi. *Shudder*

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estebancambias wrote: »

I may be wrong but I believe its Mrs. De Rossi.

ShiverinEskimo

Tamara De Rossi is DeRossi's woman. And most pics I can find she is blonde - this girl was distinctively a classy Brunette.

She was proper gorge and the highlight to an otherwise dull match.

estebancambias

Yeah she isn't that good looking. Normal.

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estebancambias wrote: »

Yeah she isn't that good looking. Normal.

Bit your good self estie?

Nalz

rain = no soccer in herbert park this savo

:=[

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Trilla wrote: »

rain = no soccer in herbert park this savo

wtf does that mean?

Im_No_Superman

DesF wrote: »

wtf does that mean?

This afternoon I presume. Such a ****ty day out, its mid June ffs sake and im in a hoody, cant wait to go on holday somwhere warm!

ShiverinEskimo

australians use this avo for afternoon. Never heard Savo being used.

gucci

I remember them picking out a nice lady alright, and they showed about an inch of the chicks face beside her, who obviously must have been horrendous when the camera man didnt zoom out to show them both.

rte.ie have a little bit of a selection of WAGS here, for those of you who have a better memory than me might be able to pick her out if she is in this?

In fairness, its pretty poor line-up of poor pictures, they obviously weren't prepared to pay for the best photos of the women in question!Christian Wilhelmsson girlfriend is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm