The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Mr Alan

Rib steaks sliced in a ciabatta with grated cheese....

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

Kold

Necronomicon wrote: »

Gonna be a long day. Out celebrating results last night, got back around half 3 and was locked out of my house for about 20 minutes. My family could sleep through a bloody hurricane. In work for 9 then.

Unlucky. My boss/brother is out of the office so another long day of wikipedia and boards ahead of me.

Necronomicon

Kold wrote: »

Unlucky. My boss/brother is out of the office so another long day of wikipedia and boards ahead of me.

Actually it could be worse, my boss is out of the office as well today.

Where'd you say you worked? :pac:

Kold

Necronomicon wrote: »

Actually it could be worse, my boss is out of the office as well today.

Where'd you say you worked? :pac:

I didn't but I doubt you're in the same offices. Unless you're one of 3 barely attractive but insanely quiet chicks.


Seriously, I'm scared to take a dump at work because I can hear them type from the jacks. These chicks need to stick on the radio or some ****. I CAN'T KEEP SAVING MY POOS! I've taken to going to places where you can sit down to eat just so I can use the crappers instead of getting my hot chicken rolls and watching youtube for lunch.

ShiverinEskimo

If you were playing indoor football tonight and you had a choice between ham +cheese toastie at home (free) chicken goujons with chips (€9) or chicken curry with rice and a croquette (€10) which would you eat?

I won't be eating again before I play at 8 so I want something with maximum energy and maximum filling cos I don't want to be hungry.

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Kold wrote: »

I didn't but I doubt you're in the same offices. Unless you're one of 3 barely attractive but insanely quiet chicks.


Seriously, I'm scared to take a dump at work because I can hear them type from the jacks. These chicks need to stick on the radio or some ****. I CAN'T KEEP SAVING MY POOS! I've taken to going to places where you can sit down to eat just so I can use the crappers instead of getting my hot chicken rolls and watching youtube for lunch.

Dude, just shíte and be damned ffs.

Barely attractive you say? Who cares if they smell your crap?

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ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

If you were playing indoor football tonight and you had a choice between ham +cheese toastie at home (free) chicken goujons with chips (€9) or chicken curry with rice and a croquette (€10) which would you eat?

I won't be eating again before I play at 8 so I want something with maximum energy and maximum filling cos I don't want to be hungry.

Deffo the rice.

Kold

DesF wrote: »

Dude, just shíte and be damned ffs.

Barely attractive you say? Who cares if they smell your crap?

It's not the smell, it's the sound. I know if I heard a few loud farts followed by a couple of Kerplunks, I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face. That may say something about my maturity but seriously... Lol.

ShiverinEskimo

DesF wrote: »

Deffo the rice.

Rice it is then.

ShoulderChip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc3ZAs17uAg

great video.

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I'm sure it is.

ShiverinEskimo

I assume its better with sound. Which I have none in work.

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ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I assume its better with sound. Which I have none in work.

I don't get it.

Some French dude singing,.

What?

ShoulderChip

he's not french he's from Santa Fe New Mexico, and he is very good.

monkey9

Kold wrote: »

I didn't but I doubt you're in the same offices. Unless you're one of 3 barely attractive but insanely quiet chicks.


Seriously, I'm scared to take a dump at work because I can hear them type from the jacks. These chicks need to stick on the radio or some ****. I CAN'T KEEP SAVING MY POOS! I've taken to going to places where you can sit down to eat just so I can use the crappers instead of getting my hot chicken rolls and watching youtube for lunch.

Yeah, but if you don't go and keep saving it, you'll probably get cancer of the ar$e or something and then your death will be on their conscience. So really, it's in their best interests for you to go in there with a newspaper and a smile and really let rip. Give them their lives back. Don't put that burden of guilt upon them. Let them live man, oh won't you please let them live!

ShiverinEskimo

You could always just construct toilet paper island and aim at that for a landing pad...

DeadSkin

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

You could always just construct toilet paper island and aim at that for a landing pad...

Nah, too risky. The first one to land will probably destroy the island.

Kold

I'm actually busting for a crap now. My stomach is making odd noises. May have to try this TP island but it's the farts I'm worried about.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Enough paper and it will be unbreakable. Possibly also unflushable mind.

monkey9

It's like an episode of Lost in here at the moment

Kold

What an unsatisfying crap, contracting my ass everytime something feels like it might make a slight bit of noise. What's really f*cking dodge is that it smelt... nice? Exactly like the pizza and garlic bread I had last night. Might be a sign that I need to change the aul' diet.

But thanks for the advice.

kryogen

not sure where to post this, dont wanna start a thread on it, its not strictly football related

but Khalid Bouhlarouz daughter has died, he is going to stay in the Dutch squad though, sad news. cant believe he is staying at the euros! surely he wont be in the right frame of mind for this, and his wife must surely need him more right now

theres a link to the story on the football365 website homepage

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kryogen wrote: »

not sure where to post this, dont wanna start a thread on it, its not strictly football related

but Khalid Bouhlarouz daughter has died, he is going to stay in the Dutch squad though, sad news. cant believe he is staying at the euros! surely he wont be in the right frame of mind for this, and his wife must surely need him more right now

theres a link to the story on the football365 website homepage

He should go home.

Some things are more important than football.

edit : the story was removed from F365

kryogen

DesF wrote: »

He should go home.

Some things are more important than football.

edit : the story was removed from F365

its still there for me Des

it links to an external website, the last link on the main page headlines

this is what it says

and linky! http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3710659,00.html

Khalid Boulahrouz will remain with Holland's Euro 2008 squad despite the death of his prematurely-born daughter.

The defender, who started all three of Holland's group games, left training on Wednesday after his wife was hospitalised with pregnancy complications.

And the Dutch Football Federation has now said in a statement that Boulahrouz's daughter, Anissa, has died.

The statement said: "Players and staff of the Dutch team are upset by the death of Anissa, the daughter of Khalid Boulahrouz and his wife Sabia, who was born prematurely."

Holland, who are due to face Russia in the quarter-finals on Saturday, cancelled all activities which had been scheduled for Thursday afternoon.

Support

Coach Marco van Basten said: "I understand it is very difficult for Khalid and we will all try to support him however we can."

Van Basten added that the defender would be given the freedom to leave the team's hotel whenever he wanted.

"He can always go to be with his wife," said the coach. "These are important matters, we all realise that only too well.

"He thanked everyone for their support. I think he acted very maturely."

CHD

only in here could people be talking about goin toilet and someones daughter dying.

sad news though

Auvers

http://www.stevenageborofc.com/index_news_det.php?news_id=675

gucci

Auvers wrote: »

http://www.stevenageborofc.com/index_news_det.php?news_id=675

Proper glitz and glamour!!

gucci

Thats awful about Khalid Boulahrouz's daughter.....

Kold

I kinda feel bad about the abuse I've directed towards him. Should definitely go home tbh. He's got more tournaments in him and the Dutch look like they're going to get better.

kryogen

i was of the same opinion, i dont see how he can fully focus on the team now, so it would just make sense all round for him to be with his wife, she needs him more then football

Mr Alan

Monkeyman; this is the song that i hear in my head when i'm reading your posts.

good tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qeNP6cOa1Y

~Rebel~

A little night music.

King Crimson - I talk to the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUVFY1aWIuk

monkey9

Mr Alan wrote: »

Monkeyman; this is the song that i hear in my head when i'm reading your posts.

good tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qeNP6cOa1Y

Hey, Dylan's singing it. I'm honoured!!!!

Mr Alan

obviously not honoured enough to spell his name right!

cheeky scamp!

monkey9

You're some ****ing bollix. I thought i edited it just in time, and there you were, waiting at the gates of Hell

kryogen

Hey Al, gis a hug in here will ya, off the thread/battlefield so you know im not gonna be meaning anything i say as a personal slight towards you, in my love in mood i will confirm that i enjoy your input to the forum and even though you generally try to wind me up in the united thread, you seem like a good guy!

man hug?

~Rebel~

kryogen wrote:

Hey Al, gis a hug in here will ya, off the thread/battlefield so you know im not gonna be meaning anything i say as a personal slight towards you, in my love in mood i will confirm that i enjoy your input to the forum and even though you generally try to wind me up in the united thread, you seem like a good guy!

man hug?

Mr Alan

lol, dont worry kryogen, no hard feelings, i get where you're coming from, you're in love with a man named Christiano, but mate, you're gonna have to accept it, he doesnt love you anymore and is mounting the **** out of that spanish chick across the road!

kryogen

im actually not in love with him tbh, im just arguing the point for the opposition as we have so many judas fans apparently

if he goes we will survive, i just havent ever believed he will go this year so i stick to my guns!

his spanish chick is frikkin hot by the way!

Xavi6

Evening ladies. Awful whiff of homosexuality in here.

Mr Alan

Xavi; check out Guilliem Ballagues website and in particular, a nice new interview he has up. A really excellent read

Xavi6

Lol excellent news! I'll fly the plane over to Madrid myself.

Mr Alan

i bags co-pilot!

kryogen

maybe you can jerk each other off on the way

Xavi6

Ronaldo to Madrid AND a ****? Sounds like the perfect day tbh.

Mr Alan

:DLOL:D

kryogen

LOL, enjoy it then

heres a vid for you to watch as you in flight movie, you should enjoy it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7414182.stm

it will be obsolite if you are indeed on that plane so you may aswell have something to laugh at while you have a hand full of cock!

Mr Alan

Kryogen, that vid is quite outdated, he gave an interview tonight to GB the most respected football journalist on all matters spanish and was not quite as clear as that video. just so you know

Off the topic of the sleazy Portgeezey,hes talked about enough, but now this is a real sportsman, tiger woods won the US Open on Monday in a playoff, despite being in very visible pain for much of the tournament, its been discovered today that he has a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament that will require reconstructive surgery and was also playing had a double stress fracture of his left tibia.

Wat a ****ing legend. truely remarkable, now...THERE is a modern sporting great.

Xavi6

Injured from playing golf. Lol

kryogen

that video is relevant as its a couple of weeks old and is the last official comment he made on the matter!

lol now i do agree with you on the Tiger Woods subject, **** me that man is good

EDIT!come on GB! respectable like! haha

Tiger Woods is a hero Xavi, you gotta love him even if you dont love golf imo