The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Kold · 21-06-2008 10:46pm

^^ OLD.

Sherifu · 21-06-2008 10:49pm

Kold wrote: »

^^ OLD.

I hadn't the heart to tell him.

DeadSkin · 21-06-2008 11:12pm

Anyone watchin the boxing on ITV there, some Irish dude named Gomez fighting Khan. Not a bad fight.

Pepe LeFrits · 21-06-2008 11:21pm

DeadSkin wrote: »

Anyone watchin the boxing on ITV there, some Irish dude named Gomez fighting Khan. Not a bad fight.

Khan eh, sounds Japanese.

DeadSkin · 21-06-2008 11:37pm

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Khan eh, sounds Japanese.

I really think so......:D

Kold · 21-06-2008 11:38pm

Irish my arse. Kahn is some speedy fighter.

DeadSkin · 21-06-2008 11:46pm

Kold wrote: »

Irish my arse.

My thoughts exactly when I stumbled across the fight, somethin' very Cascarino about it

Dub13 · 21-06-2008 11:50pm

DeadSkin wrote: »

My thoughts exactly when I stumbled across the fight, somethin' very Cascarino about it

He is Irish alright I think he is a Traveller who moved to the UK when he was young.

Sherifu · 21-06-2008 11:57pm

DeadSkin wrote: »

My thoughts exactly when I stumbled across the fight, somethin' very Cascarino about it

DeadSkin · 22-06-2008 12:02am

Hmmm, I need more booze. Is it ok to mix vodka & milk?

Dub13 · 22-06-2008 12:04am

DeadSkin wrote: »

Hmmm, I need more booze. Is it ok to mix vodka & milk?

Why not....

Kold · 22-06-2008 12:29am

DeadSkin wrote: »

Hmmm, I need more booze. Is it ok to mix vodka & milk?

Yup, all you need is some Kahlua and you gots yourself a White Russian. Tastes like awesome. I'm knackered, last night was really quite nuts. Ended up walking home from a house party at 6am in the pissing rain in just a Tshirt. Surprised I'm not in bed with hypothermia.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 22-06-2008 12:43am

I remember when I was young enough to do that. I used to just ditch the t mind, used to not have a dryer.

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 5:39pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ1ECPw23lc

ok serious question, i'm 23, how old is too old lady wise?
35?40?

ShoulderChip · 22-06-2008 5:40pm

38 would be asking questions,
if you can cope with questions 43

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 5:41pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

ok serious question, i'm 23, how old is too old lady wise?
35?40?

When I was 21-23 I was having an affair with a woman who was 38-40.

She thought me a thing or two, I can tell you.

ShoulderChip · 22-06-2008 5:42pm

cool like what?

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 5:43pm

woman in question is 35.

was your one married Des?

ShoulderChip wrote: »

cool like what?

i actuall spit my ice cream out when i read that LOL

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 5:45pm

ShoulderChip wrote: »

cool like what?

Differentiation.

Geometry.

What do you think?

Mr Alan wrote: »

woman in question is 35.

Go for it.

Mr Alan wrote: »

was your one married Des?

Not married as such, but she did live with the father of her 2 kids. (18 y/o daughter, what a threesome that would have been:p), but they were no longer a couple.

Is your one married? Have you done anything yet?

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 5:46pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

i actuall spit my ice cream out

Do you have jelly?

I'd love some icecream and jelly.

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 5:51pm

no jelly i'm afraid.

no she aint married. and i went home with her last night.

i was just curious as to peoples opinion on the age thing.

she actually straight up propositioned me...left the bar, then came back a minute later, walked up to me, and flat out said, "would you like to come home with me"

now i do know her and she is great friends with a friend of mine, but i was a little taken aback.

very strange night altogether.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSEnISxhLg

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 5:55pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

no jelly i'm afraid.

BOO!

Mr Alan wrote: »

no she aint married. and i went home with her last night.

I hope you used protection.

Mr Alan wrote: »

she actually straight up propositioned me...left the bar, then came back a minute later, walked up to me, and flat out said, "would you like to come home with me"

Sounds like a woman who knows what she wants. Nice one

Mr Alan wrote: »

very strange night altogether.

You getting laid, yeah, I'd call that strange alright.

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 6:00pm

be nice Des, feel a little tender today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCeN6ZA3V4

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 6:04pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

be nice Des, feel a little tender today.

That kind of night was it.

LOL, nice one man.

You seeing her again?

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 6:09pm

thats wat i was getting at, dont think its too practical with the age thing. nice girl though.we'll see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r1deISngIQ

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 6:11pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

thats wat i was getting at, dont think its too practical with the age thing. nice girl though.we'll see.

Keep it going as long as you can.

I wouldn't see it as anything long term though.

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 6:13pm

she is minted too :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRc9KByM2E

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 6:17pm

Mr Alan wrote: »

she is minted too :cool:

So are you though.

:pac:

Here's my advice.

Keep it strictly no strings attached. The minute she becomes clingy, leg it. Or if you start to get feelings of more than it's just a shag, leg it.

Don't become too attached, and make sure she knows it's not an exclusive relationship.

If you can deal with that, all good. If you can deal with her shagging other blokes, grand. If she can deal with the possibility of you shagging other girls, grand (small possibility as it is, but there you go).

Then, when you meet some one more suitable, a girl closer to your own age who you can see yourself with properly, there's no problems.

Now, this is scarily close to a PI for my liking.

Mr Alan · 22-06-2008 6:20pm

I am not rich.

yes the above sounds like a plan.

pvt.joker · 22-06-2008 6:22pm

DesF wrote: »

If she can deal with the possibility of you shagging other girls, grand (small possibility as it is)
.

:D:D

ShoulderChip · 22-06-2008 6:23pm

I misse dout last night on creating a thread after russia won with the title

"Oh no He Dinnik"

Does anyone think that would be funny?

missingtime · 22-06-2008 6:24pm

DesF wrote: »

Differentiation.

Geometry.

What do you think?

Thanks for that des. It made my sunday evening.

_blank_ · 22-06-2008 6:24pm

ShoulderChip wrote: »

I misse dout last night on creating a thread after russia won with the title

"Oh no He Dinnik"

Does anyone think that would be funny?

No.