The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Charlie

2 Girls 1 cup.

Ummmmmm.....Chocolate Milkshake :pac::pac::pac:

Xavi6

Feckin youtube videos :mad:

~Rebel~

i feel broken. my soul hurts. stupid paddy's day. i take that back.





Alan, i'll see your 'the band' (which was awesome) and raise you a pearl jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

its a 'misheadrd lyrics' kinda thing, so just try n ignore their hilarity and enjoy the music (was the best quality sound clip i could find..though the 'potato wave' nearly made me wet myself..). I think subway may be in order to fix me..any offers to just bring it to my house in cork, put it in my mouth and rub my throat?

Mr Alan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQV7agBFtE

I'll see your pearl jam and blow you outta the water with The Boss busking

gucci

Jesus a full Thursday to Monday on the beer.......man the dump i left in the office jacks this morning....i thought the ****in factory was gonna explode if i plugged in the kettle in the adjoining kitchen. It was sorta like that atmospheric pressure experiment in Science class in school, the walls were practically caving in in the cubicle from lack of air

gucci

DesF wrote: »

Metallica mostly.

Bit of Megadeth.
Bit of Slayer.
Bit of Pantera.
Bit of King Diamond.

Good ould pantera, cant beat them with a big stick, do you ever listen to Down? Im going to see them in Birmingham in a couple of weeks, cant fricking wait, pity my hair is short for it :mad:

MrJoeSoap

gucci wrote: »

Jesus a full Thursday to Monday on the beer.......man the dump i left in the office jacks this morning....i thought the ****in factory was gonna explode if i plugged in the kettle in the adjoining kitchen. It was sorta like that atmospheric pressure experiment in Science class in school, the walls were practically caving in in the cubicle from lack of air

What wrong with Ray d'Arcy?

gucci

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

What wrong with Ray d'Arcy?

Thats the sort of thing that deserves its own thread...infact it does! and i have posted a number of whines in it in the past!

He's the real life owen mc-love, except hes not funny. I detest radio that involves about 30 people in a studio all talking muck and reading out text messages that are usually along the lines of
"Ray do you know what? I just seen a yield sign on a road but it said ield instead because the Y fell off.....how mad is that?"
Or
"which is nicer heinz or chef ketchup?" and that will be the discussion for the day, and he will sit on the fence and not declare which one he likes.....when obviously chef is the best

MrJoeSoap

What radio station woud you listen to in the morning so? d'Arcy is a close second to Moncrieff in my books.

gucci

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

What radio station woud you listen to in the morning so? d'Arcy is a close second to Moncrieff in my books.

I dont generally listen to the radio in the mornings (well beyond the 7-30 to 8-30 getting up and driving to work routine) but Moncrieff is good enough. I dunno Ray just really gets my back up how he almost always sits on the fence.

MrJoeSoap

gucci wrote: »

I dont generally listen to the radio in the mornings (well beyond the 7-30 to 8-30 getting up and driving to work routine) but Moncrieff is good enough. I dunno Ray just really gets my back up how he almost always sits on the fence.

If its fence sitting you want, theres only one man for the job! Well two, really...

Adrian and Jeremy. One agrees with a callers point, the other disagrees. The world keeps a spinnin'.

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BBC Radio kicks all ass.

I wake up to Moyles, then have to endure Claire and Ger for the commute, back to Moyles then Jo Whiley in the mornings.

Then Joe Duffy if I'm in the mood, but more than likely Moncrieff.

eZe^

A fairly sh*te guitar player. =P

gucci

DesF wrote: »

BBC Radio kicks all ass.

I wake up to Moyles, then have to endure Claire and Ger for the commute, back to Moyles then Jo Whiley in the mornings.

Then Joe Duffy if I'm in the mood, but more than likely Moncrieff.

Cannot stand Moyles either, see I'm a narky fecker in the mornings!! So it doesn't take much to annoy me. I'm moving to England at end of the month so I'm gonna have to learn to deal with him i guess :pac::pac:

Unearthly

Xbox 360 packed it in today

What am I supposed to do now? Go outside pffff

MrJoeSoap

Unearthly wrote: »

Xbox 360 packed it in today

What am I supposed to do now? Go outside pffff

Under warranty? How long did it take to self-combust?

Unearthly

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Under warranty? How long did it take to self-combust?

Yeah got the famous 3 red lights error so I was given the 3 years warranty. Got it Christmas 2006 and didn't play it that much, which just goes to show how shockingly produced they are.

dr.bollocko

Well the problems with the three red lights of doom were in earlier model 360's AFAIK. Some of them still knocking about. I dont think that the problem is still an ongoing one because the poor manufacturing quality at the start resulted in forcing them to extend warrantys and ship for free. Contact them and its normally about a 3 week turnaround.

Necronomicon

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Well the problems with the three red lights of doom were in earlier model 360's AFAIK. Some of them still knocking about. I dont think that the problem is still an ongoing one because the poor manufacturing quality at the start resulted in forcing them to extend warrantys and ship for free. Contact them and its normally about a 3 week turnaround.

Not just the earlier ones. There was a thread recently in the Xbox forum about failure rates, the stats are just shocking. I'm on my second one myself, and that's good compared to a lot of people.

dr.bollocko

Jaysus.
Still though. Its worth it really. And the girlfriend never minds when the video games are off the agenda for a few weeks.

Mr Alan

anyone know if you can buy "worms 2" for the PC/XBox360 anywhere anymore????

Necronomicon

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone know if you can buy "worms 2" for the PC/XBox360 anywhere anymore????

This the one you're looking for al?

http://www.freeworldgroup.com/pcgames/worms2.html

dr.bollocko

Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone know if you can buy "worms 2" for the PC/XBox360 anywhere anymore????

HERE!

Mr Alan

cheers lads!

ditpoker

why cant i inbed img files in the soccer forum!?

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ditpoker wrote: »

why cant i inbed img files in the soccer forum!?

Images are turned off, incase the natives get antsy about "hilarious" pictures.

ditpoker

DesF wrote: »

Images are turned off, incase the natives get antsy about "hilarious" pictures.

thats what a i thought, didnt know you could do that... mods/boards are crazeeee!

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ditpoker wrote: »

mods/boards are crazeeee!

I resent that tbh.

It's nothing to do with the mods, in general, or of the Soccer forum.

In fact, a Soccer mod has asked that they be turned back on.

It's the admin that are Crazy :eek::pac:

yom 1

Boss arrived into the office this morning with a shopping bag and asks does anyone fancy some sausages. He then heads to the kitchen to cook us all a big fry up:p

Was quality. You gotta love a good fry!

ditpoker

DesF wrote: »

I resent that tbh.

It's nothing to do with the mods, in general, or of the Soccer forum.

In fact, a Soccer mod has asked that they be turned back on.

It's the admin that are Crazy :eek::pac:

sorry, didnt mean anything by it! soccer mods ftw imo... most thankless job going, and they do a great job!

lordgoat

So what's everyone's favourite sandwich?

Mine, well one of mine is: white bread, mayo, chicken (usually spicy) peppers, and cheese. Yum. Accompanied by sensation spicy crisps and cadburys turkish delight! Yum again.

GuanYin

Wow and to think I was going to close the thread if it went 5 days with no traffic

The one I get from the local deli, is crab cake, cajun sauce, avocado, lettuce, tomato and egg mayo.

Sherifu

Hard to beat a BLT, mmmm. Lightly toasted of course. PSI: for shame, give it 7 days at least :pac:

Xavi6

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

lordgoat

PSI: Las Vegas wrote: »

Wow and to think I was going to close the thread if it went 5 days with no traffic

The one I get from the local deli, is crab cake, cajun sauce, avocado, lettuce, tomato and egg mayo.

No way, it's here to stay!

And where do you live that your local deli has crab cakes? Your sandwuxh does sound like a force to be recokned with however!

lordgoat

Xavi6 wrote: »

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

I'll agree with you on the lettuce but mayo is the business.

GuanYin

lordgoat wrote: »

And where do you live that your local deli has crab cakes?

Somewhere wonderful.

gucci

Xavi6 wrote: »

None of that mayo or grass sh*t for me. Meat and cheese all the way i.e. footlong BMT with swiss cheese and sweet chilli sauce (toasted). Mmmmmmm.

Man how do you eat that sweet chili sh1t? Its absolutely foul! One of the most disgusting and fake tasting products thats absolutely being dumped on everything everywhere lately! Dont get me wrong, i love chili, just not that sauce.

Best sambo you can make is ham or bacon, with salami, cheese (irish) bit of onion and a sprinkling of tabasco.mmmmmmmmmmmm im hungry now, wish i had some salami in the house (insert salami joke here!)

Peyton Manning

Kick in the balls lads, gather round and I tell ye a heartbreaking tale.

Been going out with the (ex) girlfriend for 3 years, but we broke up last week. So my first proper night on the pull in over 3 years, and I got talkin to this bird in the smoking area of one of the clubs. She was smoking hot, short blonde hair, piercing eyes - quality stuff altogether, I was shocked she was showing interest but naturally I had a few drinks down me and I was playing the cocky f*cker like. Now this bird was up front about everything - extremely suggestive ("I ride horses, but I havent ridden in a few days I need some practise tonight!"). Girls sure have come a long way in 3 years... but anyway one of my mates was chattin up her mate, and her third mate was the designated driver so the 5 of us went out to her car to go to another club. So I was Don Juanning it, giving her a neck massage in the car and everything. Got to the club, found out there was a Formal after party (like a Debs after party). Turns out she knows the bouncer, goes over to try get us in and succeeds. But the designated driver suddenly has to go, and now that me and my mate are broke, is our only way of getting home. So I get this girls number and we're gonna meet up another time. Left it a couple of days, went to text her - lo and f*cking behold, Ive taken down her number wrong and am a digit short.

Like I said....

Kick in the balls lads.

Sherifu

Ouch! Should have gotten her to ring you there and then.

Peyton Manning

Sherifu wrote: »

Ouch! Should have gotten her to ring you there and then.

The amount of 'should have's going through my head mate.... It wouldnt bother me if it was just a normal chick......but this girl was at least a 9, maybe a 9.5....

Xavi6

If she knew the bouncer then why not pop back to the club and have a word with him?

Im_No_Superman

Aw man that sucks! How sure are you that she didnt leave a digit out on purpose!

Peyton Manning

lol Im sure man, she offered her number before I even had the chance to ask. It was while I was up in Belfast - Im home now for Easter holidays but Im thinking of heading back up earlier than expected, see if I can meet her again cos God knows Im doing sweet f*ck all at home here, who knows - might even get some study done up there!

Im_No_Superman

Yeah go for it. Dont talk to me about study, really got to start into that tomorrow!

Xavi6

Study? Ha. Cheat notes FTW. Got me through college.

jank

So did Tiger win again?

lordgoat

Archimedes wrote: »

lol Im sure man, she offered her number before I even had the chance to ask. It was while I was up in Belfast - Im home now for Easter holidays but Im thinking of heading back up earlier than expected, see if I can meet her again cos God knows Im doing sweet f*ck all at home here, who knows - might even get some study done up there!

That is well harsh. keep that piece of paper with her number so if you do run into her again you can say look i was a total idiot (stimpy) and i would have called...

Anyways it's late lordG is officially one year older and now needs his beauty sleeps.

And possibly one of those sandwichs mentioned earlier. and a job. definitiely a job.

ShoulderChip

ho no bets xavi6 will turn up here soon.

Xavi6

ShoulderChip wrote: »

ho no bets xavi6 will turn up here soon.

You called? Work is rather slow today.