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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • #3552
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    ShiverinEskimo wrote: »
    Ah I remember that - luckily most of my memories are like this though:

    346759873a5299490393l.jpg

    Really most of mine are like this.
    vb.jpg

    trove_delicato_boxes.jpg

    Jagermeister_bottle.jpg


  • #3553
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    VB = shít. FACT!

    lol boxes of wine.


  • #3554
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    they're fighting in the Utd thread, and its not even over me, i'm so proud :)


    its always over you, somehow you are definately to blame

    in fact, i have reported you to the life mods to perma ban you for being the root of all evil!


    ;)


  • #3555
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    root of all evil?!

    I've actually been accused of worse in that thread! :)


  • #3556
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    DesF wrote: »
    VB = shít. FACT!

    lol boxes of wine.
    The proper term is "Goon".

    A box of Goon.


  • #3557
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    DesF wrote: »
    VB = shít. FACT!

    lol boxes of wine.

    oi you - well :mad:


  • #3558
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    VB is terrible. The aussies call it Vaginal Backwash - and I'd be inclined to agree. Still though, beats Toohey's New and Carlton. All crap to be honest - Aussies don't have a clue how to make beer.


  • #3559
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    just for an update;

    for tonights proceedings i picked up;

    -Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
    -Stranger Than Fiction

    and

    -Reign Over Me

    as well as a copy of Ryan Adams "Gold" to put on the stereo :cool:


  • #3560
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    KKBB and Stranger than Fiction are very watchable. Enjoyed both - Val Kilmer's stint as a Gay P.I. was of particular note.


  • #3561
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    DesF wrote: »
    VB = shít. FACT!

    lol boxes of wine.
    Ruby is where it's at.


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  • #3562
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    I've seen all three, the idea is that i wont have to concentrate :)


  • #3563
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    I've seen all three, the idea is that i wont have to concentrate :)
    I missed the majority of this current plot line in your dramatic life Alan - I gather you're welcoming a girl round tonight am I correct? Is this a first date or are you progressing along?


  • #3564
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    I cant bellieve VB is getting such a beating. Normally just went for the cheapest crate which alot of the times was VB.

    Also the aussies can make a nice beer, 6.5% too.

    Tooheys_Extra_Dry_P_largejp.jpg

    And yes the box wine of wine is called goon, and gets you completely fuc*king smashed for really really cheap. A really really messy drunk on that stuff.

    It also has fish eggs in it.:eek:


  • #3565
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    ShiverinEskimo wrote: »
    I gather you're welcoming a girl round tonight am I correct? Is this a first date or are you progressing along?

    Check out post 2815 and subsequent conversation.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055253671&page=188

    and also last nights "asking for a recommendation"


  • #3566
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Reign Over Me is excellent and suitably emotional to have her cuddling u!

    Kiss Kiss bang bang, anyone who doesnt find that funny, isnt my friend!


  • #3567
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »

    ok serious question, i'm 23, how old is too old lady wise?
    35?40?

    how old is he Al? u dog!!


  • #3568
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    DesF wrote: »
    VB = shít. FACT!

    lol boxes of wine.

    Des does Tiger beer have all those chemicals u talked about the other day?!


  • #3569
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    she is 35.

    i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and presume that was a typo! ;)


  • #3570
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    Check out post 2815 and subsequent conversation.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055253671&page=188

    and also last nights "asking for a recommendation"
    Go to your control panel and change your number of posts per page to 40 or 50 or something - your page numbers mean nothing to me.


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  • #3571
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Des does Tiger beer have all those chemicals u talked about the other day?!

    Don't be fooled.

    Tiger beer is brewed in England.

    Buy Polish


  • #3572
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    she is 35.

    :D:D I typo'd "he"! Well im leavin it at that now cos its funny!!



    As for the age, excellent work Al. Old = experienced :cool:


  • #3573
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    35 is old?

    :eek:


  • #3574
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    ShiverinEskimo wrote: »
    Go to your control panel and change your number of posts per page to 40 or 50 or something - your page numbers mean nothing to me.

    OR you could just back to the evening of the 22nd.


  • #3575
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    DesF wrote: »
    35 is old?

    :eek:

    ****ing ancient.

    i better not break her hip :)


  • #3576
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    DesF wrote: »
    35 is old?

    :eek:

    When seeing a woman, when you're 23, Id classify 35 as an "older woman". Nothing wrong with that. :cool:


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  • #3577
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    ****ing ancient.

    i better not break her hip :)

    Or her fake teeth!! :D


  • #3578
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    Stop it! not funny now


  • #3579
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    OR you could just back to the evening of the 22nd.
    The reason I asked for a short synopsis of the situation was to avoid such rummaging. I've just completed said rummaging and now am fully up to speed with your current love affair with one of the golden girls.

    On my point of 'posts-per-page' setting - you should seriously consider it - less pages means less clicking between them.

    BTW - when I was reviewing the initial posts I notice you posted a Paul McCartney video in every post. wtf?


  • #3580
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    I was hung over on the couch and watching his gig from Anfield the other week. sharing is caring.

    (which Rafa was at btw and had to point at the stage over and over to tell some people in the crowd to look at the band and not him! legend)


  • #3581
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Rafa has no place within these walls. This is an off-topic thread.


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  • #3582
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    which Rafa was at btw and had to point at the stage over and over to tell some people in the crowd to look at the band and not him! legend

    How do u stumble across such useless information?!! seriously!


  • #3583
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    other forums i use, which are frequented by mainly scouse.

    and its not useless!


  • #3584
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Al as has been said, enjoy it but dont think about a future there and if it starts getting serious get the hell out of there!

    i have had a similar experience, few years younger then your missus though!


  • #3585
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,079 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    oh, al, for your date tonight - if you get lucky, whatever you do, Don't Call Her Fernando!


  • #3586
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Learn what you can then rush off to express your new-found knowledge and skills on unwitting, impressionable late-teens. Then flourish in your quality of life.


  • #3587
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    ah i know.

    the funny thing is though, my last really serious girlfriend was older than me too. i was 21/22, she was 26/27.....and we broke up......cause of the age! :)

    (well that was a major factor)
    ~Rebel~ wrote: »
    oh, al, for your date tonight - if you get lucky, whatever you do, Don't Call Her Fernando!

    already called her an aul one back in hers last saturday :cool:


  • #3588
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    was her name Jenny?


  • #3589
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    who is Jenny?


  • #3590
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    ShiverinEskimo wrote: »
    was her name Jenny?

    wtf?


  • #3591
    pvt.joker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,985 ✭✭✭pvt.joker


    ShiverinEskimo wrote: »
    was her name Jenny?


    :eek::eek::eek:


    Stalker alert


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  • #3592
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qllpkliWhtk

    A song about a guy who was dumped by a girl because she found out he lied about his age.

    True story incidentally.


  • #3593
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    no she was well aware of wat age i was.


  • #3594
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    her name would probably have been something connected to Al's last user name i imagine

    anyway, its sailing very close to PI at the moment isnt it!


  • #3595
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Im not clickin on that cos I already know to say


    8-6-7-5-3-0-9!


  • #3596
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Im not clickin on that cos I already know to say


    8-6-7-5-3-0-9!

    Who's number is that?


  • #3597
    Mr Alan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    kryogen wrote: »
    her name would probably have been something connected to Al's last user name i imagine

    Peter-Falk---Columbo-Photograph-C12147781.jpeg

    afriad not though mate, Millersangel was the name of a kick ass counting crows song.


  • #3598
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    DesF wrote: »
    Who's number is that?

    Jennnnnnnnny i got your number, Iiiiiii need to make you mine! jenny dont change your number!


    damn, myself and my brother have a running joke about that song! Didnt think anyone knew it, its in my favourites on the old bebo flashbox!


    Des, Tiger beer....chemical alert...Yay or Nay?


  • #3599
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    Peter-Falk---Columbo-Photograph-C12147781.jpeg

    afriad not though mate, Millersangel was the name of a kick ass counting crows song.

    Woohoo!!!

    i love Columbo!

    ah thanks for clearing that up mate, i was aware of the counting Crows song also, (great band) frickkin luv em actually!

    i guess i wont quit my day job for the old detective racket then!


  • #3600
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Des, Tiger beer....chemical alert...Yay or Nay?

    Yes.

    I already said.

    Buy Polissh.


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  • #3601
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    DesF wrote: »
    Yes.

    I already said.

    Buy Polissh.

    Sorry didnt see.


    Will do, Im givin this anti chemical thing a try!


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