The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

pvt.joker

Trilla wrote: »

This is England on tv now...class!

:cool:

Quality film

Mr Alan

DesF wrote: »

sullying

nice word usage.

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

I'm not at liberty to share. He knows who he is.

gotta be Xavi.

you're online very strange times GuanYin, wat time is it there now?

GuanYin

DesF wrote: »

Stop sullying this forum with such claims. :pac:

You're funny. I'm not laughing though.

pvt.joker

What a strange turn of events.......

Boggles

I'm confused and a little arosed!

Mr Magnolia

GuanYin wrote: »

I freely admit, there is only a certain level of idiot I can deal with before I get bitchy.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

It's harder to do on the interweb then in RL though.

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

you're online very strange times GuanYin, wat time is it there now?

2.18 am

Not sure why it is strange, you're online too.

Boggles

Boggles wrote: »

I'm confused and a little arosed!

That is not a good combination......:eek::eek:



Mornin lads

Sherifu

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

It's harder to do on the interweb then in RL though.

You just need to be more idiotic

Mr Alan

yes but its 9.19am here and i'm in work.

i just meant the times you're online are kind of all over the place, not like Xavi, whos arrival you could almost set your watch to.

Monitoring arrival times now Al? A new low!! We should get swipe cards so we can clock in and out of boards!! :P

ibh

Morning all. Last 3 days in my job.. Woo hoo. Worst thing is, I still have work to do and due to training the noob I have had almost zero Boards action all week.

Mind you with the Euros finished there's not much going on in the Soccer forum except this thread.

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

yes but its 9.19am here and i'm in work.

i just meant the times you're online are kind of all over the place, not like Xavi, whos arrival you could almost set your watch to.

My life is more interesting than Xavi's

IrishMike

Mr Alan wrote: »

yes but its 9.19am here and i'm in work.

i just meant the times you're online are kind of all over the place, not like Xavi, whos arrival you could almost set your watch to.

Online every morning between 6.30 and 7.
At work while you are still having your last Torres dream of the night Alan.

Fecking wrecked this morning, bored off my tits all week cause there is no football on tv.
Roll on August!

Mr Alan

bit harsh of Xavi there PSI, i've seen some pics and his life seems alright

Neil, dont need to monitor anything with you, you're always around

Chong

GuanYin wrote: »

My life is more interesting than Xavi's

Xavi is still probably revelating in the fact that Xavi was player of the tournament.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Neil, dont need to monitor anything with you, you're always around

Can "ditto" and "touché" be used in the same sentence?!

U can rely on me from the hours of 9 to half 5 monday to frieday!

Van Zuylen

Van Zuylen wrote: »

Xavi is still probably revelating in the fact that Xavi was player of the tournament.

The first rule of Xavi is you do not talk about Xavi

The second rule of Xavi is you do NOT talk about Xavi

The third rule of Xavi si you do not refer to Xavi in the 3rd person twice in the same sentence!

Chong

HAHAHAHA excellent Neil, do the same rules apply for Senor Alan?

Xavi6

Story

KevIRL

Lads, one more place left in the xpert eleven league. See the sticky at the top of the page for more details. If you havent already regged, I suggest joining, its gonna be great craic....

Mr Alan

kev, i havent had a chance to look at it properly yet, am i gonna be left behind?!

ShiverinEskimo

DesF wrote: »

Christenings?

I don't go for the kid, I go for the kid's parents. Personally I hate other people's kids (since I don't have my own you can take that as I hate kids).

DesF wrote:

Weddings?

Once again, I'm not going for me, the church or the priest. I'm going because an invite from a close friend/family member arrived in my door.

DesF wrote:

I propose Easter to replace at least one of your options. A Forty Day run-in to the big prize at the end. No Contest.

Agreed, Easter should be in there somewhere but I was asked when I go and I told you when I go. I don't go at Easter but I agree perhaps it could replace Christenings in the 'Big 4'.

Mr Alan

WAKE UP!

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Yo Al, I've just come back off lunch, I was snoozing.

Don't do that again.

John Mason

afternoon all.

ShiverinEskimo

Was wondering where all of you went.

Mr Alan

i've just come back too, there is some ****ers outside my window in the park playing ballads live in the park.

annoying.

especially when i've just eaten a Moro that i shouldnt! dont feel well now

Sherifu

Who needs a place to sleep?

John Mason

Mr Alan wrote: »

i've just come back too, there is some ****ers outside my window in the park playing ballads live in the park.

annoying.

especially when i've just eaten a Moro that i shouldnt! dont feel well now

yes, that moro will go straight to your hips.

But you should be okay if you power walk for about 2 hours tonight and only have one lettuce leaf a day for the next weeks.

But you can inhale the steam from boiling water with lemon, as often as you like

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Mr Alan wrote: »

i've just come back too, there is some ****ers outside my window in the park playing ballads live in the park.

What kind of ballads?

Mr Alan wrote: »

especially when i've just eaten a Moro that i shouldnt! dont feel well now

I bleedin' hate Moros.

John Mason

Sherifu wrote: »

Who needs a place to sleep?

what did i tell you about stalking my posts but are you interested, do you know anyone who is interested?

Mr Alan

irishbird wrote: »

But you should be okay if you power walk for about 2 hours tonight

no power walking for me, i have a date :cool:

DesF wrote: »

What kind of ballads?

Wolfe Tones, Fureys, that kind of thing.

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irishbird wrote: »

what did i tell you about stalking my posts

Remember the dude I had a pop at in AH?

Sherifu is in that kind of territory.

Mr Alan wrote: »

no power walking for me, i have a date :cool:

The same lady?

Getting serious this is.

whit woo.

Mr Alan wrote: »

Wolfe Tones, Fureys, that kind of thing.

Cool.

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS,
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN,
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS
DOWN IN FLANDERS,
TELL HER HOW THE IRA
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LANES
OF KILASHANDRA

Sherifu

irishbird wrote: »

what did i tell you about stalking my posts but are you interested, do you know anyone who is interested?

Happened to see it on the front page. Thought i'd try and help out. Don't know anyone, no.

DesF wrote: »

Remember the dude I had a pop at in AH?

Sherifu is in that kind of territory.

Bring it sister.

John Mason

Sherifu wrote: »

Happened to see it on the front page. Thought i'd try and help out. Don't know anyone, no.

oh thanks :)

Mr Alan

DesF wrote: »

The same lady?

Getting serious this is.

whit woo.

it can only get so serious before we cut it out, she is quite a bit older remember

ShiverinEskimo

Woh - 450 a month. Christ I'm glad I have no need to live in Dublin at present.

Mr Alan

450 a month?

i'm confused again

John Mason

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Woh - 450 a month. Christ I'm glad I have no need to live in Dublin at present.

that is including all your bills, i will have you know, its is very reasonable

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Mr Alan wrote: »

it can only get so serious before we cut it out, she is quite a bit older remember

And she knows this, yeah?

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Mr Alan wrote: »

450 a month?

That's how much I charge IB for my company.

John Mason

can i ask all you guys a question.

are irish girls completely insane? i keep reading these mental PI threads about girls going all bunny boiler with blokes they have only been with a week !


On Mr. A, just cos she is older doesnt mean it cant get serious. my friend is 30 and her bloke is 23 and they have been together for 3 years.

and to quote your favorite movie look at samantha and smith - they have a perfect relationship

Mr Alan

DesF wrote: »

And she knows this, yeah?

yep, i think so, i've been honest to a fault with her.

ShiverinEskimo

IB wrote:

that is including all your bills, i will have you know, its is very reasonable

Oh I know - not saying that's out of the ordinary. Just 450 a month is reasonable for dublin, but not so for Dundalk...

=IB]are irish girls completely insane? i keep reading these mental PI threads about girls going all bunny boiler with blokes they have only been with a week !

Yes.

Mr Alan

irishbird wrote: »

can i ask all you guys a question.

are irish girls completely insane? i keep reading these mental PI threads about girls going all bunny boiler with blokes they have only been with a week !

Girls are a bit mental by nature. see your own post for an example! you've compared a real life situation i'm in, with Sex And The City?!?!?! And by the way, in the movie Samantha and that lad break up so its a poor example at that!

irishbird wrote: »

On Mr. A, just cos she is older doesnt mean it cant get serious. my friend is 30 and her bloke is 23 and they have been together for 3 years.

and to quote your favorite movie look at samantha and smith - they have a perfect relationship

well I'm 23, and she is 35. thats too much imo.

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irishbird wrote: »

are irish girls completely insane?

In my experience, yes.

Each and every irish bird is insane.

irishbird wrote: »

On Mr. A, just cos she is older doesnt mean it cant get serious. my friend is 30 and her bloke is 23 and they have been together for 3 years.

I know a girl who is 33 and seeing a fella much much younger than her at 28.

Mr Alan wrote: »

yep, i think so, i've been honest to a fault with her.

Dude, no need to be going that far, in fairness.

Sherifu

DesF wrote: »

Each and every irish bird is insane.

I see what you did there.

John Mason

Mr Alan wrote: »

Girls are a bit mental by nature. see your own post for an example! you've compared a real life situation i'm in, with Sex And The City?!?!?! And by the way, in the movie Samantha and that lad break up so its a poor example at that!

see i have never seen the movie so i wouldnt know and i was just trying to use language you would understand

DesF wrote: »

Each and every irish bird is insane.


I know a girl who is 33 and seeing a fella much much younger than her at 28.

I must be the only sane irish bird then.

Des, 5 years is far too much of an age different, you should tell the girl to dump the young boy immediately