The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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Deleted User wrote: »

I read yours with your lovely voice in my head!! :eek::eek::eek:

I read Al's posts with a posh accent, because he lives in a posh house on a hill. With a butler.

~Rebel~

Mr Alan wrote: »

nightmare afternoon. i'm gonna shoot someone in here today.

/gets some popcorn, turns on the news and waits...

ShiverinEskimo

DesF wrote: »

I read Al's posts with a posh accent, because he lives in a posh house on a hill. With a butler.

What's the butler's name?

corcaighcailin9

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

There wasn't one single sentence in that piece about her hols that ended with the word "like".

Thanks, I'm glad there's a least one non Cork hater in here

ShiverinEskimo

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

Thanks, I'm glad there's a least one non Cork hater in here

Ah never mind them Dubs - they are just scared and frightened of anyone who tries to take the Capital City status away...

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

What's the butler's name?

Winston Cecil Rupert Edgebottom the fourth.

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

Winston Cecil Rupert Edgebottom the fourth.

Winnie for short.

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Ah never mind them Dubs - they are just scared and frightened of anyone who tries to take the Capital City status away...

Terrified we are.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Winnie for short.

Do ya call him Winnie the Pooh when he's not around!?

corcaighcailin9

Mr Alan wrote: »

i do that thing where i read the bints posts in a cork acccent too :cool:

See I've read that comment now a few times now and I only imagine you saying that in a Tony Soprano-esque, smoking a cigar kind of way. And then you go on to talk about whacking someone today... Are you James Gandolfini in disguise :rolleyes:

corcaighcailin9

Deleted User wrote: »

Terrified we are.

And so you should be. Like :P

Mr Alan

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

See I've read that comment now a few times now and I only imagine you saying that in a Tony Soprano-esque, smoking a cigar kind of way. And then you go on to talk about whacking someone today... Are you James Gandolfini in disguise :rolleyes:

think more johnny depp in Donnie Brasco :cool: (which by the way is a ****ing superb film)

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Do you post on proc?

ShiverinEskimo

I always imagined Alan to have a real proper Dub accent for some reason.

"Wha are yooo sayin ya bleedin muppeh?!" Type thing.

corcaighcailin9

DesF wrote: »

Do you post on proc?

God no are you mad?!

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

See I've read that comment now a few times now and I only imagine you saying that in a Tony Soprano-esque, smoking a cigar kind of way. And then you go on to talk about whacking someone today... Are you James Gandolfini in disguise :rolleyes:

Are ya Gandolf
Are ya Gandolf
Are ya Gondolfini in disguise?
Are ya Gandolf in disguise!

corcaighcailin9 wrote:

And so you should be. Like

Im only terrified of u!!

Ill have to Hulk it up!!

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I always imagined Alan to have a real proper Dub accent for some reason.

"Wha are yooo sayin ya bleedin muppeh?!" Type thing.

He only twangs when he gets angry!!

corcaighcailin9

Mr Alan wrote: »

think more johnny depp in Donnie Brasco :cool: (which by the way is a ****ing superb film)

That's going on my 'must see' list so...

corcaighcailin9

Deleted User wrote: »

Ill have to Hulk it up!!

Do that. And I'll wait here...:P

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ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I always imagined Alan to have a real proper Dub accent for some reason.

"Wha are yooo sayin ya bleedin muppeh?!" Type thing.

lol, that'd be me. I'm from Keeeewwwwllllooocccckkk

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

God no are you mad?!

Good.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

think more johnny depp in Donnie Brasco :cool: (which by the way is a ****ing superb film)

What does "Forged aboud it" mean eh?!

You know, "Forged aboud it"!



Super film!



Im thinkin more Jim Carey in the Grinch!

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

Do that. And I'll wait here...:P

Its ok, ill only have to hulk up if u come near me! If u stay there then I only fear u from a distance!! Plus i wont be found dead in Cork boy!


Note: Cork is lovely and Ive been there many times!!

corcaighcailin9

Ah come on, if you're gonna try and take the piss out of a Cork person, at least say biy instead of boy.

ShiverinEskimo

DesF wrote: »

lol, that'd be me. I'm from Keeeewwwwllllooocccckkk

Where's Al from?

Mr Alan

and Neil, dont worry i already have my victim in here picked out, you wouldnt complain put it like that!

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ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Where's Al from?

The big posh house on the hill.

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

Ah come on, if you're gonna try and take the piss out of a Cork person, at least say biy instead of boy.

Well u guys tend to take the p1ss outta yourselves tbh!! :P BIY!

corcaighcailin9

I can't argue with that. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?!

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

and Neil, dont worry i already have my victim in here picked out, you wouldnt complain put it like that!

Thats the spirit!

Livin my dream right there!!

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

I can't argue with that. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?!

Agreed!! In fairness, i think everyone in here's shown that we can all laugh at you!! Sorry, we can all laugh at ourselves!!

ShiverinEskimo

DesF wrote: »

The big posh house on the hill.

Sorry. Of course. Silly Question.

corcaighcailin9

Hee hee smarty pants but I already know it's 'Let's pick on the Cork bint day'.
It secretly makes me feel special.

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Anyone fancy a game for Boardeaux on Friday?

We have a cup game, and numbers look fairly thin.

Last Summer I asked for players on the main Soccer forum for a Friday cup game, against a team 6 divisions ahead.

We won on Penalties.

So come on, if you fancy a game of 11-a-side Astro, let me know, you could become a Boards.ie legend!

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

Hee hee smarty pants but I already know it's 'Let's pick on the Cork bint day'.
It secretly makes me feel special.

Im not pickin on ya!! Im just havin the craic!!

Irish people...racist or just havin the craic!!!




PS - "bint", how did this start, I know Al started it here, or at least he;s the first i saw usin it!!

Xavi6

DesF wrote: »

Anyone fancy a game for Boardeaux on Friday?

We have a cup game, and numbers look fairly thin.

Last Summer I asked for players on the main Soccer forum for a Friday cup game, against a team 6 divisions ahead.

We won on Penalties.

So come on, if you fancy a game of 11-a-side Astro, let me know, you could become a Boards.ie legend!

Will you pay my air fare?!

I would play Des but i have to be elsewhere on friday.

corcaighcailin9

Deleted User wrote: »

Irish people...racist or just havin the craic!!!

Tis a fine line tho... :pac:

Deleted User wrote: »

PS - "bint", how did this start, I know Al started it here, or at least he;s the first i saw usin it!!

Yeah he started that. I thought it was a clever man / boards thing. Never heard it before til I happened upon this very site.

corcaighcailin9

corcaighcailin9 wrote: »

Tis a fine line tho... :pac:

A VERY fine line!!

Dont worry, done "abusin" u now, where was that superiority complex though?!! :pac::pac::pac:

corcaighcailin9 wrote:

Yeah he started that. I thought it was a clever man / boards thing. Never heard it before til I happened upon this very site.

Ive never heard it outside of here, doesnt sound like something Id imagine girls would be to happy about bein called ...."Ye man meet me bint"!

~Rebel~

Des wrote: »

Anyone fancy a game for Boardeaux on Friday?

We have a cup game, and numbers look fairly thin.

Last Summer I asked for players on the main Soccer forum for a Friday cup game, against a team 6 divisions ahead.

We won on Penalties.

So come on, if you fancy a game of 11-a-side Astro, let me know, you could become a Boards.ie legend!

Would love to, but alas wrong county

Deleted User wrote: »

Im not pickin on ya!! Im just havin the craic!!

Irish people...racist or just havin the craic!!!

Someone's been to see Tommy Tiernan!




Im all excited at the moment, grilling the best sandwich ever. A nice floury bap with; Chicken tika, peppers, cucumber, feta cheese and pesto. Its gonna be awesome.

Sherifu

I see Des finally got the F off. Congrats young man.

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Yep.

Shiney new name for me.

WOOHOO!!

John Mason

Des wrote: »

Yep.

Shiney new name for me.

WOOHOO!!

LOL - how did you get it?

i thought it was taken

~Rebel~

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Someone's been to see Tommy Tiernan

Im not the only one it seems!!

Des wrote: »

Yep.

Shiney new name for me.

WOOHOO!!

Haha "Get the F out"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlo7k-rSlB8

Dont watch rasslin but I remember that!

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Er....me and one of the admin might have....erm....yeah.

I just asked nicely.

ShiverinEskimo

If I was the admin I would have wiped his postcount as a price for the craic...

ShiverinEskimo

Why I think tuesdays are the worst day of the week:

Monday - discussions about craic from the weekend carry you through the morning.
Tuesday - craic from weekend finished. 4 days away from weekend. The work you couldn't be arsed starting on Monday needs to be started.
Wednesday - you reach the half way point and may start planning for Friday night.
Thursday - Payday. Only 2 days till weekend.
Friday - No explanation necessary.

Tuesday has nothing going for it.

On that note, 6pm, home time. Thank the Lord.

jank

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Why I think tuesdays are the worst day of the week:

Monday - discussions about craic from the weekend carry you through the morning.
Tuesday - craic from weekend finished. 4 days away from weekend. The work you couldn't be arsed starting on Monday needs to be started.
Wednesday - you reach the half way point and may start planning for Friday night.
Thursday - Payday. Only 2 days till weekend.
Friday - No explanation necessary.

Tuesday has nothing going for it.

On that note, 6pm, home time. Thank the Lord.

I hear ya!!

John Mason

Des wrote: »

Anyone fancy a game for Boardeaux on Friday?

We have a cup game, and numbers look fairly thin.

Last Summer I asked for players on the main Soccer forum for a Friday cup game, against a team 6 divisions ahead.

We won on Penalties.

So come on, if you fancy a game of 11-a-side Astro, let me know, you could become a Boards.ie legend!

I will play, babes

ShoulderChip

bordeaux
ha i almost get it.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Xavi6 wrote: »

Like the way the Asians in McDonald's in Ireland are always called Bob, Andy, Lucy etc? Cool.

Do you get to pick it yourself? 'Max Power' ftw

Just saw this. I work with a couple of asian lads whose parents chose the names of tehir sons after watching the adams family I think, or for one of them at least. Herman is the first and Herbert is the other and they are the Fung brothers...