The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

you out the southside?

couldnt handle all the snoots tbh.

Sandyford. Surely you'd be used to it bein in Howth!? :pac::pac:

Its not too bad, its better than that busy unnamed street beside the other place, full of Kappa tracksuits!

GuanYin

GuanYin wrote: »

She is much prettier as a blonde, that hair doesn't suit her at all.


I currently have 3 facebook friends. I'm very selective.

i disagree, she looks unreal in that pic!!

Hmmm, im gonna throw u a request now, I handle rejection of all kinds well so I dont expect an acceptance!! :pac::pac:

GuanYin

Deleted User wrote: »

I handle rejection of all kinds well so I dont expect an acceptance!! :pac::pac:

I predict that this is a trait that will serve you well in the near future.

GuanYin

Right Im outties, gonna watch "Run Fatboy Run", hope its good!!

GuanYin wrote: »

I predict that is a trait that will serve you well in the near future.

Its a trait that serves me well in everything!

Don't worry!! Im not gonna add u..................yet!! :pac:

Mr Alan

Two Britons are facing possible jail sentences in Dubai after being caught having sex on a beach.

Publishing assistant Michelle Palmer, 30, and a visiting British man were arrested after allegedly being found in a clinch on Jumeirah beach following an afternoon of drinking.

The man, named locally as "Vince" met Ms Palmer at a party while he was staying with one of her colleagues from the Middle Eastern publishing company ITP.

Their arrests come amid a crackdown on "indecent" sunbathing and public kissing in Dubai, part of the United Arab Emirates.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/2275123/British-couple-arrested-in-Dubai-over-sex-on-the-beach.html

Oh my! :eek:

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Mr Alan wrote: »

Estie is hilarious. fact.

link?

Mr Alan wrote: »

irish women=bowlers (99% of the time)

Dude, thin ice there pal, thin fricking ice.

Mr Alan wrote: »

came to that conclusion on the DART on the way home tonight.

Luas ftw, southside. Grafton street in the sun.

Oh yes.

Mr Alan wrote: »

havent seen the new season yet, may buy a few box sets....as i said, only watch the odd episode.

I watched it religiously in Australia, and have only been catching up lately. But it's brilliant.

Deleted User wrote: »

Sandyford.

Where in Sandyford, I work there too. I get off the Luas at Stillorgan. Say hi if you see me.

GuanYin

Is anyone here fluent in Gaelic? Like really fluent, would know medical terms?

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GuanYin wrote: »

Is anyone here fluent in Gaelic?

Irish. It's called Irish.

GuanYin wrote: »

Like really fluent, would know medical terms?

lol

Just stick a cúpla (that means "couple of") fadas á é í ó ú on random english words, should do you grand, it's what is done here if there isn't an actual Irish word for a thing.

Or just mess with the spellings a bit.

For example.

Lemonade - Liomanáid.

Villain

Google is your friend, e.g. http://www.englishirishdictionary.com/dictionary

I was going to crack a joke, but could be inappropriate

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Villain wrote: »

I was going to crack a joke, but could be inappropriate

Crack it anyway.

Villain

Nah I never like jokes when people are talking about medical things.

~Rebel~

People spoke of House earlier. Best most addictive show ever! Working my way through it, have watched the first 2 and a half seasons in under 3 weeks. Think i should cut down a bit though, finding the eps a little formulaic at the mo, can tell whats gonna happen just by what minute its at. About halfway through they always 'know' what the problem is, then another 5mins later they find they're wrong with disastrous consequences, then with 5 to 10 mins left, house is talking to someone else, they say something and he's about to make a witty retort when whatever they've said reminds him of something and they find the real problem and cure.

Mr Alan

~Rebel~ wrote: »

About halfway through they always 'know' what the problem is.

its never lupus

pvt.joker

Mr Alan wrote: »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/2275123/British-couple-arrested-in-Dubai-over-sex-on-the-beach.html

Oh my! :eek:

Dont think i could ever visit there t b h. No drinking. And no riding english birds on a beach. Whats else is a lad meant to do on holidays eh?!

Des

Des wrote: »

Where in Sandyford, I work there too. I get off the Luas at Stillorgan. Say hi if you see me.

Haha no way, I work up on carmanhall road, just up from the station, i drive to work though so i dont venture down luas way other than the odd lunchtime wander!! Whereabouts are you?!

If i see you i most certainly will say hi!

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Deleted User wrote: »

Haha no way, I work up on carmanhall road, just up from the station, i drive to work though so i dont venture down luas way other than the odd lunchtime wander!! Whereabouts are you?!

If i see you i most certainly will say hi!

I'm on Bracken Rd, in the HSBC building.

where do you drive from.

Carpool ftw.

Mr Alan

hes the wrong side of the river Des, watch out!

GuanYin

Des wrote: »

Irish. It's called Irish.

Whats the difference

Mr Alan wrote: »

its never lupus

Is that a joke the populus is supposed to get or did someone actually eliminate lupus and not tell me.

Des

Des wrote: »

I'm on Bracken Rd, in the HSBC building.

where do you drive from.

Carpool ftw.

Bracken Road, im drawin a blank, is that near the beacon? Im not particularly observant of my surroundings other than there are too many cranes! Im in the next building just after spar on the road directly adjacent to the luas stop. I turn in just before the spar!

I live in a hybrid of Glenageary/Killiney/Dun Laoghaire, none of those places accept where I live as in that area so I live in Dun Killageary!

Its great, M50 means I leave the house at half 8 and Im in by 9 (later atm cos those pesky kids arent in school so nobodies on the roads!! )

Where do u travel from?!

GuanYin

GuanYin wrote: »

Whats the difference

Gaelic = Latino/Basque/Gallic (when describing people)

Irish = Spanish/French/Italian (when describing a language)




Gaelic is also a sport which is enjoyable to watch but has poorly defined rules!

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

Is that a joke the populus is supposed to get or did someone actually eliminate lupus and not tell me.

see the behind the scenes in this Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finding_Judas

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Deleted User wrote: »

Bracken Road, im drawin a blank, is that near the beacon?

Yep, past the spar, turn right, then left, then right.

Deleted User wrote: »

Im not particularly observant of my surroundings other than there are too many cranes! Im in the next building just after spar on the road directly adjacent to the luas stop. I turn in just before the spar!

The new spar, that doesn't sell Camels, the batards.

Deleted User wrote: »

Its great, M50 means I leave the house at half 8 and Im in by 9 (later atm cos those pesky kids arent in school so nobodies on the roads!! )

I usually start at 8.30, but I'm stalking you tomorrow.

Deleted User wrote: »

Where do u travel from?!

Kyew-lock.

You wouldn't want a ruffian like me in your beemer I'd say.

Des

Des wrote: »

Yep, past the spar, turn right, then left, then right.

Ah yes, i drive that way in the mornings!

Des wrote:

The new spar, that doesn't sell Camels, the batards.

Smoking is very bad for you.

Des wrote:

I usually start at 8.30, but I'm stalking you tomorrow.

I get my results in the mroning so i mite be in early!! :pac::pac:

Dont taalk to me if Im with someone as your saying "Im that guy Des u spend your days wasting time shootin the sh1t with online when you're meant to be workin" will out me for my complete lack of work during the average day!

Des wrote:

Kyew-lock.

You wouldn't want a ruffian like me in your beemer I'd say.

Ford focus, snot green, usually some form of guitar music audible, cant miss it!! Beemer....on a trainee salary Des! I can barely afford petrol!:cool::cool:

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Deleted User wrote: »

Gaelic is also a sport which is enjoyable to watch

:mad:

Bog-wrestling tbh.

Des

Des wrote: »

:mad:

Bog-wrestling tbh.

Hate the org not the sport Des! They need to sort the shaggin rules out though.

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Deleted User wrote: »

the shaggin rules

:eek:

Have you seen the state of the "lady" bogballers?

I'd rather not.

Strappin' lasses.

C'mon Straylya in the compromise rules tbh!

Bed now.

Goodnight fellas and ladies.

~Rebel~

pvt.joker wrote: »

Dont think i could ever visit there t b h. No drinking. And no riding english birds on a beach. Whats else is a lad meant to do on holidays eh?!

Dubai does seem like quite a craic-free place alright, though i'm kind of tempted to go over teaching snowboarding in their indoor snowdome place for 6 months or so. It'd be a bit of a nightmare of a job (an indoor slope like that compared to an actual mountain is like a swimmer being force to only use a kids paddling pool), BUT apparantly they pay ridiculous ridiculous money for qualified instructors to go there...

Xavi6

Mr Alan wrote: »

its never lupus

Lol I actually had to wiki lupus cause it was being mentioned in every episode and I hadn't a fucking clue what it was!!!

Fantastic show.

Charlie

Just testing to see if this gif works



Edit: Excellant, it does. I will get great use out of this in some threads.

Xavi6

Lol brilliant

Charlie

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One Cold Hand

Deleted User wrote: »

Gaelic is also a sport which is enjoyable to watch but has poorly defined rules!

It's not that they're poorly defined, it's just that there's not very many of them!

If it's poorly defined rules you're after Aussie Rules is the way to go.

GuanYin

OK I'm so pissed.

I play on a co-ed team as a favor to a friend of mine. They suck, which would be ok if they didn't have such bad attitudes. I played up front and scored the one time I got a play from a team mate.

The rest of the game, they passed to the guy up front with me, everytime, no matter how bad his position and how good mine. Even though I'm much faster and fitter than him (I'm also ten years younger and have played at a higher level). He, by the way, is a nutcase who spent the weekend in prison because he got drunk and shouted at his ex wife.

On top of that I have this bitch on the wing giving me sass the whole game. Aghhhh!

We lost 3-1 and I've scored their only goals (5 of them) this season. I don't think I'll be playing for them again

/rant

GuanYin

charlie mchugh wrote: »

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I was wondering why there was a makeup shortage in the western world.

Xavi6

GuanYin wrote: »

OK I'm so pissed.

I play on a co-ed team as a favor to a friend of mine. They suck, which would be ok if they didn't have such bad attitudes. I played up front and scored the one time I got a play from a team mate.

The rest of the game, they passed to the guy up front with me, everytime, no matter how bad his position and how good mine. Even though I'm much faster and fitter than him (I'm also ten years younger and have played at a higher level). He, by the way, is a nutcase who spent the weekend in prison because he got drunk and shouted at his ex wife.

On top of that I have this bitch on the wing giving me sass the whole game. Aghhhh!

We lost 3-1 and I've scored their only goals (5 of them) this season. I don't think I'll be playing for them again

/rant

Firstly, not the sort of company I'd like to be keeping for a social game of ball. Boardeaux doesn't even have that amount of hooligans!

Secondly, if you're not going to play for them again you should really go out on a high i.e. show up for more game abuse the absolute fuck out of them every time they either don't give you the ball or make a hash of things. Vent that frustration!

And thirdly, you leave Melissa alone!!! She's stunner.

GuanYin

Nah, I just sent my friend a mail and said I won't be playing and why.

As for Melissa, she looks like she sucked a lemon before she painted her face.

I dunno, the standards on this forum are dropping by the minute, I may need to re-educate you all.

Xavi6

I'm open to a bit of re-education. Let us critique your finest offerings.

Oh, favour to ask, can you sticky this thread?

And maybe de-capitalise the title? (Sorry, pet hate of mine)

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'm open to a bit of re-education. Let us critique your finest offerings.

There are 3 beautiful women in the media right now:

Megan Fox
Zhang Ziyi
Hayden Panettiere


There isn't a woman alive who doesn't tingle with envy when they see those girls.

Oh, favour to ask, can you sticky this thread?

And maybe de-capitalise the title? (Sorry, pet hate of mine)

Done

Xavi6

Had to google Zhang Ziyi and yeah she's not bad (had feckin Safe Search turned off by mistake so got boobies and all). A massive +1 to the other two. Megan Fox bent over that car in Transformers......I shall say no more. And kudos to Hayden for putting cheerleaders back in the public eye.

My current flavour of the month though is Sophia Bush. Gorgeous.

P.S. Cheers for the sticky!*



*No not that way, before some smart arse (i.e. Des, Al or Neil) logs on in work and attempts a 'joke'.

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

My current flavour of the month though is Sophia Bush. Gorgeous.

She is bland. Why do guys go for these make up manifestations that need a 1000 dollar an hour stylist to look good.

I think that is the difference between guys and girls (and why girls are referred to as bitchy). Girls see natural beauty, guys go for fake and shallow glamor.

Xavi6

Wow I would never have described Sophia Bush as 'bland'. I would've thought she is the kind of girl that doesn't need work to look stunning. Each to their own and all that but I'd have her in the 'naturally good looking' section.

pvt.joker

Xavi6 wrote: »

Firstly, not the sort of company I'd like to be keeping for a social game of ball. Boardeaux doesn't even have that amount of hooligans!

I dono about that neil ! Things have slipped a lot since you left,des has let all sorts in these days

Xavi6

pvt.joker wrote: »

I dono about that neil ! Things have slipped a lot since you left,des has let all sorts in these days

Lol true. Must be a fair few soccer bans between the lot of ye with the odd perma ban thrown in

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Wow I would never have described Sophia Bush as 'bland'. I would've thought she is the kind of girl that doesn't need work to look stunning. Each to their own and all that but I'd have her in the 'naturally good looking' section.

Maybe I'm harsh. Find me a photo of her withno makeup. That is how I judge.

Xavi6

GuanYin wrote: »

Maybe I'm harsh. Find me a photo of her withno makeup. That is how I judge.

Oh hold on til I dig out the one I took of her first thing this morning.

Seriously, any pic you find on the internet will have them in makeup, same goes for the three you categorised as being the epitomy of woman kind.

GuanYin

Actually nope, I've seen photos of the three of them without makeup. I tend to ignore photoshoots. I'm convinced thats why girls read those trashy celebrity magazines, to see what they all really look like.

Xavi6

Well my opinion on Sophia still stands. I honestly haven't seen her look 'bad'.

Sherifu

Ah, the French news presenter, she's always welcome in here.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

P.S. Cheers for the sticky!*



*No not that way, before some smart arse (i.e. Des, Al or Neil) logs on in work and attempts a 'joke'.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

GuanYin

GuanYin wrote: »

I'm convinced thats why girls read those trashy celebrity magazines, to see what they all really look like.

Or maybe cos they've nothing better in their lives to do than to read about other people?