Smart dogs

folan

Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One chap was an
engineer, the second an accountant, the third was a chemist, the fourth
a computer tech and the fifth was a civil servant.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-square, do your stuff".
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper & a pen, and
promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty incredible.

But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog
and commanded "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
biscuits. He divided them into 4 equal piles of three biscuits each.
Everyone agreed this was good.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said "Measure, do you stuff".
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,took out a quart of milk, got
a 10 ounce glass and poured exactly 8 fluid ounces without spilling a
drop. Everyone agreed this was very good.

The computer tech knew that he could top them all. He called to his dog,
"Hard Drive, have at it".
Hard Drive crossed the room and booted up the computer, checked for
viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent an e-mail, and installed a
cool new game. Everyone knew that was a hard act to follow.

Then the four men turned to the civil servant and said, "What can your
dog do?

The civil servant called to his dog and said, "Tea Break, do your stuff
boy".
Tea break jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, erased
all the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the other four dogs,
claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for
unsafe working conditions, put in for compensation and went home on six
months sick leave.

(copied straight from email)

rocky25

Woof

Sherifu

Quality stuff

Jay P

Tha actually made me lol. Have a few stars

galwayrush

Excellent,:cool: and with more than a grain of truth.:D