Another new AH mod required, enquire within...

Sangre

tallaght01 wrote: »

I reckon a lot of them are desperate enough to agree to a game of "soggy biscuit" to decide things.

Would defo seperate the men from the boys, and would be quality entertainment for us neutrals.

Takes a brave admit to he would be entertained by a soggy biscuit contest.

dr.bollocko

I think anyone who actually WANTS the job should automatically not be allowed to have the job, and maybe should also lose a limb for their feckless enthusiasm. I also think that we should re-jig AH into a forum dealing exclusively with how cool smoking and drinking is, world war 2 documentaries in German with no subtitles and asian porn. Just like my sitting room.
We should remove all Mods, bomb Spain and somebody goddamn well better make me a sandwich before I get really cranky.
Actually, its these tight boxers I am wearing that are making me cranky.
Tight boxers for mod!
Its bollock crunchin time.

tallaght01

Sangre wrote: »

Takes a brave admit to he would be entertained by a soggy biscuit contest.

I guess it wouold be like watching a jumbo jet crashing. You know you'd watch it. You know it would be entertaining, even though it shouldn't be.

Desperate soggy biscuit modship carnival FTW!!

Xavi6

tallaght01 wrote: »

I guess it wouold be like watching a jumbo jet crashing. You know you'd watch it. You know it would be entertaining, even though it shouldn't be.

Desperate soggy biscuit modship carnival FTW!!

What type of biscuit?

Thrill

Xavi6 wrote: »

What type of biscuit?

The soggy kind. Make one and see if you like it. If you do then you'll be the new AH mod.

Must post pics though.

Jesus Wept

Xavi6 wrote:

What type of biscuit?

Rich Tea, they're soggy before you even get them out of the packet.

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote: »

Rich Tea, they're soggy before you even get them out of the packet.

If I were you I wouldn't go back to the shop where you bought those.

Thrill

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

If I were you I wouldn't go back to the shop where you bought those.

Xavi6

I was gonna say Rich Tea myself but wouldn't mind an oul Hob Knob

Jesus Wept

Xavi6 wrote: »

I was gonna say Rich Tea myself but wouldn't mind an oul Hob Knob

So I've heard.

Sangre

Xavi6 wrote: »

I was gonna say Rich Tea myself but wouldn't mind an oul Hob Knob

the perfect biscuit for a soggy biscuit.

Xavi6

The-Rigger wrote: »

So I've heard.

Xavi6

Sangre wrote: »

the perfect biscuit for a soggy biscuit.

Says the voice of experience

Overheal

When I'm AH Mod there will be free biscuits for everyone!

Xavi6

Overheal wrote: »

When I'm AH Mod there will be free biscuits for everyone!

Wet or dry?

randylonghorn

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

I studied for 3 weeks and still failed that test. Has anybody got an answer sheet?

Pfft! The actual question sheet is just a red herring, you just have to fall on your knees before Amp and <snipped by order of teh Leader>

Deleted User wrote: »

How about randylonghorn

Ruu wrote: »

6th is better as a user, moderation would turn him into a twisted, evil individual (even moreso than he is now!). I'd say biko, if he lets some Dublin threads slide every once in a while ., randylonghorn, he is around enough and a sensible sort, which is needed sometimes and wildcard goes to netwhizkid. Only a couple hundred days and he will return.

Wow! Just wow, tbh! Mucho surprised and mucho complimented!

Honestly though, I'm not so sure I would be a great choice; I'd probably do fairly ok most of the time, but one too many "Bigotry for evah!" threads and the steam would start coming out my ears! And while I lose my temper seldom enough, when I do people have been known to get their eyebrows singed!

Also, I tend to agree with nesf ... someone with a bit more experience might be a better idea. I suppose I've done similar enough stuff in RL, but not on the web. Oh ... and I am technologically cack-handed! ... perfectly capable of going to delete a post and ending up deleting all of AH instead!! I know the experts would probably say that's impossible, but just give me modutils and see what's impossible!!

Names which would strike me from those mentioned would be MonkeyFudge, AlmightyCushion, WindSock, Faceman, Nightwish, possibly DesF, I haven't bumped into him much.

Sorry, 6th ... while I actually do think you could be a good mod, not of AH ... you would give yourself an ulcer in no time. I also think The-Rigger could make a good AH mod, but maybe not as a replacement for nesf in the team.

Anyway, while obviously if the team did feel I was a good choice I would take it as a huge compliment and give it serious thought, I'm not at all sure I'm the best person for the job.

cson

Schtate of this place.

embee

I'll do it!

Not really. But I vote for anyone at all bar 6th. His desperation annoys me.

dr.bollocko

I cant think of anyone worthy of the prize. But then there never was anyone worthy of the prize.

Maybe Chairman Mao or Sid Vicious.

But Mao owes me one so he doesnt get my vote here.

biko

Ok I promise to let a few Dublin threads slide if I'm chosen Ruu and Bambi
Sure all the most interesting things happen in the big smoke anyway*



*actually they happen in London

g'em

kaimera wrote: »

Enough. Ask g'em O.o

Ah you're a wee slip of a thing, barely a pick on ye.

Dragan wrote: »

Different mods bring different things to a Forum. On Fitness i tend to be the "shut the hell up guy", G'em is the more democratic one while Smashey eats all the pies.

"Democratic"? How boring

smashey wrote: »

I am invincible.


So is Dragan.

I'd kick both yer asses.

Dudess wrote: »

Yes... "cup of tea"...

My knees are finally on the mend since you arrived in the Mod forum, can't thank you enough for that.

And yes +1 to infinity and whatnot for an experienced new AH mod.

smashey

g'em wrote: »

I'd kick both yer asses.

Oh yeah?

Bring it.

g'em

smashey wrote: »

Oh yeah?

Bring it.

The myth that elephants are scared of mice actually has some facet of truth in it - elephants have brilliant eyesight but their major blindspot is underneath them. So anything that's small enough to fit beneath their humungous bodies and out of their direct line of sight will freak them the holy heeby jeebies out of them.


Just you remember that...

kaimera

My campaign seems to have come to a sudden halt

Miniature flags for all¬

smashey

g'em wrote: »

So anything that's small enough to fit beneath their bodies
Just you remember that...

Sure will.

kaimera

Yes... cup...

+ Two girls...

*shudder*

g'em

kaimera wrote: »

My campaign seems to have come to a sudden halt

Miniature flags for all¬

If I was any good at Photoshopping and whatnot I'd come up with a witty poster at this point. But I'm not, so I won't. You will get a yay! though:






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Dragan

g'em wrote: »

The myth that elephants are scared of mice actually has some facet of truth in it - elephants have brilliant eyesight but their major blindspot is underneath them. So anything that's small enough to fit beneath their humungous bodies and out of their direct line of sight will freak them the holy heeby jeebies out of them.


Just you remember that...

It can also be sat on very easily.

I'm off to Dr Destructo's.

kaimera

g'em wrote: »

If I was any good at Photoshopping and whatnot I'd come up with a witty poster at this point. But I'm not, so I won't. You will get a yay! though:






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google

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-47986447182823_1991_11590009

g'em

kaimera wrote: »

google

Lazy baxstard. I like that in a potential AH Mod.

Peteee

Kaimera FTW

I say this under my own volition, and am under no duress, either physical, mental or otherwise.

kaimera

g'em wrote: »

Lazy baxstard. I like that in a potential AH Mod.

감사합니다

Lockstep

I'D say 6th,

I would say Snyper but it would be like having a second Dudess around as they have similar viewpoints.


Also Snyper tends to hit on people when he likes their posts

smashey

Peteee wrote: »

Kaimera FTW

I say this under my own volition, and am under no duress, either physical, mental or otherwise.

Might as well let a him win something after this.

kaimera

smashey wrote: »

Might as well let a him win something after this.

schnap

Plan_D

kaimera wrote: »

schnap

You have my vote Kamie.

The internet now being that magical place you once promised.

I'd love to do it but I've only been a regular a few months but I am available online Monday-Friday 9-5 . Anyway, out of all these messers I'd say Kaimera or 6th (*Awaits abuse ) . Dont get me wrong, I think Synper is a funny guy & a sound fella but I have never once seen him do a serious post!

smashey

KaG1888 wrote: »

I think Synper is a funny guy & a sound fella but I have never once seen him do a serious post!

*cough*

O dear, where was that thread!?

smashey

Renewable Energies.

Well....my comment wasn't a fact. It was more of an abrupt statement. No harm done

+1 Smashey

Maximilian

smashey wrote: »

*cough*

LOL. Power from the sun. I've never heard anything so daft. Nope, Snyper just can't be serious. Always making jokes that one. It'll be power from waterfalls next or some nonsense.

kaimera

Plan_D wrote: »

You have my vote Kamie.

The internet now being that magical place you once promised.

KaG1888 wrote: »

Anyway, out of all these messers I'd say Kaimera or 6th (*Awaits abuse ) .

e.ego++;

Thanks guys :pac:

WhiteWashMan

but seriously guys, is anyone going to volunteer for this job that id actually say yes to?

Karoma

I volunteer.

Sherifu

:pac:

Duggy747

I'd volunteer for the job but knowing my luck I'd either get everyone on Boards arrested or killed or, more logically, kill the internet and thus dooming the western world..........for a certain period of time anyways.

(Hmmm, I suppose I should stop mentioning that on my C.V.)

I'd do it White but I dont think im on here long enough to get any sort of respect lol. I hate you all !

kaimera

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

but seriously guys, is anyone going to volunteer for this job that id actually say yes to?

It's all about being popular

nesf

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

but seriously guys, is anyone going to volunteer for this job that id actually say yes to?

I'd volunteer, but I've seen the light.


To think, the only reason I was put here was because I made an off-hand comment to you about "what I'd do with the place if I had control of it".