Orange Faced Girls

WindSock

Why do you have orange faces? Do you not know you look really really stupid? Haha, actually don't ever change :pac:

PlayGirl

or do you not notice you have them

Xavi6

Mmmmmm sexy lol

watna

I've wondered this myself. I saw a girl at the traffic lights the other day. She was in a school uniform and her neck and hands were the most orangey orange I'ev ever seen but her face was pale. There was actually a defined line all around her neck where one side was orange and the other was white. I didn't get that one. Had she forgotten to put make-up on to make the rest of her as orange or did she think it looked good? and why make your body that orange to begin with.

The mind boggles?!

Gyalist

watna wrote: »

I've wondered this myself. I saw a girl at the traffic lights the other day. She was in a school uniform and her neck and hands were the most orangey orange I'ev ever seen but her face was pale. There was actually a defined line all around her neck where one side was orange and the other was white. I didn't get that one. Had she forgotten to put make-up on to make the rest of her as orange or did she think it looked good? and why make your body that orange to begin with.

The mind boggles?!

Yeah, but was it as good as this?

RxQueen

i cant do orange cause my hair is ginger :rolleyes:

make up lines are funny , blend people!

Creamy Goodness

wtf orange faces are good like, why would they all do it otherwise?

PlayGirl

Gyalist wrote: »

Yeah, but was it as good as this?

:eek::eek::D:D

ballooba

watna wrote: »

I've wondered this myself. I saw a girl at the traffic lights the other day. She was in a school uniform and her neck and hands were the most orangey orange I'ev ever seen but her face was pale. There was actually a defined line all around her neck where one side was orange and the other was white. I didn't get that one. Had she forgotten to put make-up on to make the rest of her as orange or did she think it looked good? and why make your body that orange to begin with.

The mind boggles?!

Tide line TBH.

Creamy Goodness

wishes that site wasn't blocked at work especially when it gets a reaction like above and is categorised as the following:

This page is categorized as: "Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit;Newsgroups/Forums;Sports/Recreation"

chuci

why do people do it my god tide lines are just awful esp if your neck is white and well their face is like well orange. blend of else if you plan on the orange jodie marsh look make sure your neck is done in the colour too. shudder

fuzzywiggle

I love having an orange face! Better than a pale one,so pale it's whiter than white...

Lil' Smiler

I'd say the line that you're talking about between the neck & the face if the girl was orange on hands etc,was where she finished her tan & didn't put it on hr face & doesn't have the right colour foundation to blend in well with the tan


alot of the times, the girls are orange because nobodys shown them how to put make up on. i used to watch my mum but still looked a tad orange or wore too much eyeshadow, it's just something that happens when you're young!! it ended when i was nearly 14 and this spanish student that was staying near me told me i looked like a fish coz i had pink & silver eyeshadow on... i'm very glad 3 of my best friends are make up artists!!!!

Xavi6

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

I love having an orange face! Better than a pale one,so pale it's whiter than white...

You LIKE having an orange face? Like a big feckin Terry's chocolate orange. Do you think guys find orange collars and fingers attractive? Cause they don't. And sure you look pretty ridiculous with an orange face if everything else is white. lol

I blame Rimmel...it doesn't come in blue/white like me.

Sir Gallagher

Xavi6 wrote: »

You LIKE having an orange face? Like a big feckin Terry's chocolate orange. Do you think guys find orange collars and fingers attractive? Cause they don't. And sure you look pretty ridiculous with an orange face if everything else is white. lol

Don't forget the whole smelling like stale biscuits thing too.

OpenYourEyes

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

I love having an orange face! Better than a pale one,so pale it's whiter than white...

but thats the thing! its not actually better than having a pale complexion!!

if you live in ireland nobody expects you to be too coloured!

feel free 2 go sunbathing in the summer, or put on makeup to make yourself a little less pale, but fake tan looks really really bad to normal people!!

Karl Hungus

Pale = Win.

Das Kitty

My friend's like that. Not her face but she always has these rotten fake tan streaks on her arms and legs from St. Tropez-ing every second day. I don't think her true skin colour has been seen in about 4 years.

The last day it was so bad she looked as though she'd been doing a pregnancy test on a cow so I had to mention it. She told me it was better than being pale. I zipped up then because I didn't want to offend her, but jebus, the fella in the Shawshank Redemption looked better after crawling out of the tunnel of crap than she did.

xzanti

Gyalist wrote: »

Yeah, but was it as good as this?

Ah here.. some of those have to be photoshopped.. Seriously

Wreck

Seeing as orange is so popular why doesn't someone bring out more colours?

watna

Wreck wrote: »

Seeing as orange is so popular why doesn't someone bring out more colours?

I'm going to come to work purple tomorrow..... maybe you could be blue?

Fizman

Gyalist wrote: »

Yeah, but was it as good as this?

O.........M..........G!!!!! :eek: :eek:

Not sure why but my fists were clenched tightly as i was scrolling through that page.

The STATE of all of those clowns!

Mr. CooL ICE

Xavi6 wrote: »

You LIKE having an orange face? Like a big feckin Terry's chocolate orange.

Terry's chocolate oranges are... hang on... RACIST!!!

petek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhWQT55AP3o

Lady Sovereign Tango Lyrics

Once again yea make way for the ...S.O.V

(verse 1)
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash
Now washin you will be like washin a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs, how the fuk do we get it off i think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter...... dint ya!!
Seeeeee.. u still got orange fingers!!

(hook)
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange (X2)

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango (X2)

(verse 2)
......"its the gone-wrong salon".......
Your clothes keep wrippin like your the female incredible hulk,
you gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat, youve bin wearin the the same jacket since you was in year 8 and it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that aint great.
You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black, but really you looked like the vicar of dibley.."wot!"... on crack!
Now step back and just face the facts you dont like the fact i get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!!

(hook)

(verse 3)
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin, when its approaching halloween, or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon she could be the beans, and you always know where shes been and you always know when shes had a pee, coz the toilet seat aint clean, the toilet seat has an orange sheen...."ching"....
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent, have you seen her face its disturbin, how much fake tan are ya squirtin errr its hertin ma eyes its startin to look like a sunrise and ya fake tans so "ming!!" you are attracting flies!

(hook)
Wot network are you on....."orange"
Colour of your bathwater....."orange"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange (X2)

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango (X4)

(spoken)
"You got tangoed!!! and you know the worst thing.. You done it yourself hahaha!!"
Lyrics > Lady Sovereign Lyrics > Lady Sovereign Tango Lyrics

fuzzywiggle

Xavi6 wrote: »

You LIKE having an orange face? Like a big feckin Terry's chocolate orange. Do you think guys find orange collars and fingers attractive? Cause they don't. And sure you look pretty ridiculous with an orange face if everything else is white. lol

I dont have orange collars, because I dont usually wear collars but if i do they dont rub off my face anyway? and I don't have orange fingers.

but thats the thing! its not actually better than having a pale complexion!!

if you live in ireland nobody expects you to be too coloured!

feel free 2 go sunbathing in the summer, or put on makeup to make yourself a little less pale, but fake tan looks really really bad to normal people!!

And yes.. being tanned IS better than having a ''pale complexion''.
And who are ''normal people'' ? People who don't wear fake tan are all normal are they? And people who do wear it..aren't? Well done on that.

OpenYourEyes

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

And yes.. being tanned IS better than having a ''pale complexion''.
And who are ''normal people'' ? People who don't wear fake tan are all normal are they? And people who do wear it..aren't? Well done on that.

No! by "normal people" i mean people of any age or nationality that know that as members of the human race we are not meant to be f**cking orange!!!

do u not realise that fake tan can be spotted a mile away meaning it looks nothing like a natural tan!!! even wen its applied perfectly its still not hard to tell!

pale=how you expect to look if you live in this part of the world

orange= nobody looks like that no matter where they come from!!!


as i said, if you dont want to look too pale thats fair enough, but do something to hide it that doesnt make you look ridiculous and worse!

Doctor DooM

Pale girls look hot.


Faked tan girls look like eedjits.

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princess-sprkle

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Don't forget the whole smelling like stale biscuits thing too.

the smell kills me, its rotten. surely thats not nice hopping into bed beside every night?

pale FTW! i never use fake tan, & i'm glad i don't look like the generic D4 look most girls seem to be going for these days...

fallen-kiss

i dont get the whole orange face! natural has to be better, right?

fuzzywiggle

OpenYourEyes wrote: »

No! by "normal people" i mean people of any age or nationality that know that as members of the human race we are not meant to be f**cking orange!!!

Ah but we are meant to be what we are meant to be and that is whatever we choose

siouxie sue

I was in hospital recently and the night nurse had a dark makeup line around her chin it looked like stubble or a beard! :eek: The makeup was so wrong mucky looking.

Xavi6

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

And yes.. being tanned IS better than having a ''pale complexion''.

Emmm since when has orange been considered the colour of a tan?

LadyMayBelle

there was a girl on the bus this evening who was actually tangerine..seriously..kinda car crash situation...i was so stunned i just had to look..tangerine.

fuzzywiggle

Xavi6 wrote: »

Emmm since when has orange been considered the colour of a tan?

99% of people who wear fake tan are classed as being ''orange''

orestes

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

Ah but we are meant to be what we are meant to be and that is whatever we choose

That sentence makes no sense. If something is "meant to be" then there is no choice about it. The two are mutually exclusive.

Orange = wrong

Pale = mmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

Xavi6

fuzzywiggle wrote: »

99% of people who wear fake tan are classed as being ''orange''

Yeah because they are. They go OTT and lash the stuff leaving a horrible smell, lumps between their fingers, streaks, and an orange completion. Girls who look like that are hideaous.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Pale = Win.

+1
I don't like fake tan for the same reason I don't like faces plastered in makeup and caked in foundation... it doesn't look real, so why bother.
If you've got that much to hide, just save yourself the money and buy a Zorro mask... you might at least look interesting.

Cupcakes

Ummm who cares? If people want to wear fake tan (orange or not) then let them.

Why are people so effing judgemental?!

Xavi6

Cupcakes wrote: »

Ummm who cares? If people want to wear fake tan (orange or not) then let them.

Why are people so effing judgemental?!

You must be one of them so.

unreggd

Cupcakes wrote: »

Ummm who cares? If people want to wear fake tan (orange or not) then let them.

Why are people so effing judgemental?!

[/written with orange face]

Kold

I wouldn't get so defensive about this ladies. The fact of the matter is that fake tan just looks rotten. Even when supposedly 'applied right'. We're just letting you know. If you want to go on wearing it, by all means do but you're not fooling anyone and chances are, it makes you look uglier.

Doctor DooM

Kold wrote: »

I wouldn't get so defensive about this ladies. The fact of the matter is that fake tan just looks rotten. Even when supposedly 'applied right'. We're just letting you know. If you want to go on wearing it, by all means do but you're not fooling anyone and chances are, it makes you look uglier.

Quote of the year.

All the hot women I have thrown one to haven't worn fake tan, and if they did it'd be one in the negative column for them!

OpenYourEyes

Kold wrote: »

I wouldn't get so defensive about this ladies. The fact of the matter is that fake tan just looks rotten. Even when supposedly 'applied right'. We're just letting you know. If you want to go on wearing it, by all means do but you're not fooling anyone and chances are, it makes you look uglier.

exactly my point. i wouldnt dream of telln anyone what to wear! just want to dispel any myths ther might be about fake tans

Killaqueen!!!

I'm seriously considering moving to Finglas or somethin (no offence to anyone in Finglas) because even if I do have a greater chance of getting shot, at leasy I won't have to put up with all these oompa loompas. And I don't even live in a posh area of the southside :eek:

Granted I go to a posh school, and day in day out the girls come into school with bright orange faces and a clear 'tan' line on they're necks. It's funny because I wear little makeup and all the girls think I don't like makeup (I do, I wear it on nights out just not in school) so they patronise me by asking if I want them to help me with my makeup. For the amount of their daddys money they spend on the stuff, you'd think they'd be able to put it on. They can't. They have the fancy Mac brushes, the foundation, the press powder and they can't pick the right colour for their skin tone. It's unbelievable. They've had a lot more practice at putting it on than me yet they still can't do it right.

stratospheres

Pale ftw!

I can understand teenagers not knowing how to put makeup on properly but seriously, you'd think grown women would have more sense!!

RacoonQueen

More so than how it looks. How can they be BOTHERED with the upkeep. A girl in college does the spray tan herself at home, I've never seen her actual skin colour she could be green for all I know like.

tolosenc

Well, being tanned is actually medically not a good thing. Real tan that is. It's you're skin telling you you've had too much exposure to UV rdiation.

Fake tan is equally as bad. Possibly even worse. People smothered in it can actually block sunlight, which results in the stunted synthesis of Vitamin D by the skin.

That, and it's makes it all too easy to pick off the easy chicks on a night out... Literally big orange beacons...

Das Kitty

obl wrote: »

Well, being tanned is actually medically not a good thing. Real tan that is. It's you're skin telling you you've had too much exposure to UV rdiation.

Fake tan is equally as bad. Possibly even worse. People smothered in it can actually block sunlight, which results in the stunted synthesis of Vitamin D by the skin.

That, and it's makes it all too easy to pick off the easy chicks on a night out... Literally big orange beacons...

I can see what you're getting at but this is a bit jumbled.

Your skin reacts to the UV radiation by darkening the melanin that's already in your skin. The purpose of the melanin is to protect you from UV rays, so the darker it is the more protected your skin is. Now because UV is radiation it can mess with the DNA structures in your skin. This was not an issue in the past because we never really lived long enough for it to develop from the amount of sun we get here. With the advent of sun holidays and of sun beds the cases of skin cancer have increased exponentially. Basically Irish skin is not made for the amount of sun we're getting.

Fake Tan does nothing to your skin apart from dye the outer layers and make you smell like a year old pack of digestives. It offers no sun block whatsoever. This is why you see so many casualties on sun holidays who put on no sunblock thinking they're protected and end up with sun stroke. It doesn't stop your skin from breathing and is probably less destructive to your follicles and glands than normal makeup. It doesn't prevent the metabolisation of Vitimin D at all. However sunblocks do.

We all need Vitimin D, therefore it is advised to go outside without sunblock on overcast days.


The only issue I have with fake tan is that people seem to be brainwashed into believing that looking dirty is somehow preferable to looking pale. It's incredibly dirty looking, even when freshly professionally applied. Also girls don't understand that your foundation should be the same colour as your skin to look in any way natural.

eamon234

The worst is orange with blonde hair and really pale lipstick - WTF??!! It looks ridiculous.

unreggd

eamon234 wrote: »

The worst is orange with blonde hair and really pale lipstick - WTF??!! It looks ridiculous.

fvck yeahh!

looks well creepy, like they've no lips at all