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Dead loss

mickrourke · 2008-03-12 21:31:45

A man rang the local paper to place an obituary for his recently deceased wife. He only had a pound and could only afford 3 words. He wrote "Margaret is dead." The clerk felt sorry for him and give him 3 more words for nothing. He wrote "Margaret is dead,fiesta for sale."

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12-03-2008 10:31pm

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mickrourke

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A man rang the local paper to place an obituary for his recently deceased wife.
He only had a pound and could only afford 3 words.
He wrote "Margaret is dead."
The clerk felt sorry for him and give him 3 more words for nothing.
He wrote "Margaret is dead,fiesta for sale."

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#2 13-03-2008 2:39am
rocky25

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Nice 'un Mick:)

How much for that Fiesta:rolleyes:

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