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  • 13-03-2008 3:03am
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    Should children Witness Childbirth?

    A woman was about to go into labour at home.
    Her husband called the paramedics.


    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
    responded to the call.


    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
    a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could
    see while he delivered the baby.


    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi
    pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
    was born.


    The paramedic lifted him by his little
    feet and spanked him on his bottom.


    The Baby began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her
    help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she
    thought about what she had just witnessed.





    Kathleen quickly responded,
    'He shouldn't have crawled in
    there in the first place......spank him again!'


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    #2
    Auditor #9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Auditor #9


    It's surprising how soon children can have theories about their origins etc.

    Her's certainly was novel god bless her.

    :eek:


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