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  • 13-03-2008 12:55pm
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
    this should make things a little bit clearer.

    @ PRISON
    You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

    @ WORK
    You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle


    @ PRISON
    You get three meals a day, fully paid for

    @ WORK
    You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    @ PRISON
    For good behavior, you get time off

    @ WORK
    For good behavior, you get more work

    @ PRISON
    The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

    @ WORK
    You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

    @ PRISON
    You can watch TV and play games

    @ WORK
    You could get fired for watching TV and playing games


    @ PRISON
    You get your own toilet

    @ WORK
    You have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat

    @ PRISON
    They allow your family and friends to visit

    @ WORK
    you aren't even supposed to speak To your family

    @ PRISON
    All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

    @ WORK
    you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    @ PRISON
    You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

    @ WORK
    you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @ PRISON
    You must deal with sadistic wardens

    @ WORK
    They are called 'managers'


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