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Mossin · 2008-03-14 14:26:20

I cant take credit for these, but I'm gonna post them all the same: A scouser is sitting in a bar having a few scoops... In walks a gay fellow, who eyes him up. After a few drinks the gay man finally plucks up the courage to speak to the scouser. 'Do you fancy a blow job?' he whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stook and…

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14-03-2008 3:26pm

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Mossin

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I cant take credit for these, but I'm gonna post them all the same:

A scouser is sitting in a bar having a few scoops... In walks a gay fellow, who eyes him up. After a few drinks the gay man finally plucks up the courage to speak to the scouser.
'Do you fancy a blow job?' he whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stook and batters the gay man to within an inch of his life... kicking him out the door. The barman then comes over; 'Christ! that was a bit brutal - what the hell did he say to ya?'
'Dunno' replies the scouser, 'something about a job'

What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the Iron!

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#2 14-03-2008 7:05pm
Sam Vimes

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Mossin wrote: »

What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the Iron!

have you seen his wife lately?

neither has he

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