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Honey what did you do today?
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14-03-2008 4:05pm#1One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
playing
in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the
front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front
door
to the house and there was no sign of the dog
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had
been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In
the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family
room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled
on
the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of
sand
was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles
of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or
that
something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out
the
bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap
and
more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap
and
toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up
in the
bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled,
and
asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What
happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come
home
from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?'
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
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Silverfish wrote: »No, but its still relative.
I like it.
Notice its only blokes complaining too.
+1 I liked it ye dont need kids to appreciate it 
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i am surprised none of the feminists, who arent really feminists, havent post complaining about the sterotypical images it provokesClare Bear wrote: »Ooooooooooh!!
There's time yet
Oh here we go bloddy again!0 -
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Silverfish wrote: »No, but its still relative.
I like it.
Notice its only blokes complaining too.
Different sense of humour i guess!!!!
If i had to choose any man jokes as having gotten a good laugh out of me it would be the following!
"What do you call a handcuffed man?"
"Trustworthy!"
or
"What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?"
"You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
and finally...........
"Why do men like smart women?"
"Opposites attract!"
No problem at all with man jokes, it's just that the one in the OP wasn't very funny in my opinion! 0 -
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Silverfish wrote: »Not the case with the one above, which is why its funny for women, but not for men.
Eh, thats why i said "different senses of humour i guess!".
And personally i have never heard female versions of 1 and 3.
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