Amazing the things you find in old Couches (Pics)

eringobragh · 19-03-2008 3:13am #1

Amazing the things you find in old Couches

Doing up the Uncles house and he got a Skup so i decided to break up his old suite (3 piece) to maximise the space in the skip. Well it was like a treasure hunt

.. I found

1) about 20 euro coins and 1 x 5 euro note
2) 4 X £1 notes in envelopes for a churh collection from 1988!!!!!
3) old irish coins.
4) 1 Knuckle Duster ???? WTF ???
5) Nokia 6310i (Turned it on, No PIN code Last text message April 2006

)...Reckon it was lost at a Party
6) Package

of Condoms (Ribbed)...(Unused

)
7) 9 Cigarette Lighters
8) Loads of Pens.
9) Comb, Nail Scissors.
10) Earrings, Braclet, Etc.

Heres a few Pics.

WoollyRedHat · 19-03-2008 3:17am

Getting prepared for the easter hunt on Sunday? Just hide all those things, they'll be sick of chocolate probably, money, money, money!

Jesus Wept · 19-03-2008 3:18am

I lost that knuckleduster at your Uncle's party a few years back.
Can you forward it to me?
Please & Thank you.

eringobragh · 19-03-2008 3:21am

The-Rigger wrote: »

I lost that knuckleduster at your Uncle's party a few years back.
Can you forward it to me?
Please & Thank you.

LOL I've a feeling it was one of my brothers parties here

I've also found a canister of pepper spray and a ASP baton on top of a cabinet??? Maybe the Garda ERU were partying here.

javaboy · 19-03-2008 3:48am

Prizes for whoever can fit the whole lot (including pepper spray and baton) into the most entertaining story!

Xavi6 · 19-03-2008 3:58am

Sounds like an epsiode of MacGyver

19-03-2008 4:41am

javaboy wrote: »

Prizes for whoever can fit the whole lot (including pepper spray and baton) into the most entertaining story!

I'll give it a go:

Back in April 2006 (this ties the mobile phone in) a party is going on at the house. The local priest happens to calls round at the height of the party as he found out about the money filled church collection envelopes, he is invited in before asking for them.
When he does he's greeted with the Knuckle Duster as he asks for the envelopes and is thrown on the sofa were about 20 euro coins and 1 x 5 euro note, a pen and a cigarette lighter fall out of his pocket. Also a packet of ribbed condoms fall out and some of the girls at the party spot them and decide to have some fun .
Before they jump on him he manages to send a text to his parish house before losing the phone down the back of the sofa. Before you know it 8 more priests arrive to join in the fun on the sofa were they too lose pens, cigarette lighters, a comb and nail scissors. The girls lose earrings, bracelets and everything else.
The uncle and the rest of the guys get jealous as they can't join in so they ring the Garda to put a halt to the craic. When they arrive they have to use pepper spray and batons to break it all up.