Smmmmmmoooooooooth

Xavi6

A charming lad is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
late?'


'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'


The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?'


The young fella explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!'

The bloke smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running
about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?

Karl Hungus

Ha! Nice one.

GAAman

That was terrible

*writes it down and puts watch on*

Plug

Now I get it. Good one:D

LimerickCity

Welcome to ten years ago.

kev_s88

very good