Second opinion

folan

The doctor said, 'Steve, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles.'

Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need - a new suit.

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The
elderly tailor said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Steve laughed, 'That's right,
how did you know?' Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Steve
tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Steve admired himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Steve thought for a moment and
then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Steve and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and
16-1/2 neck.' Steve was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know' 'Been in
the business 60 years!' Steve tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Steve walked around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new
underwear?' Steve thought for a second and said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed
Steve's waist and said, 'Let's see...size '36.' Steve laughed 'Ah ha! I've worn
size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't
wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of
your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit = €400
New shirt = €36
New underwear = €6
Second opinion: PRICELESS

patmac

ROFL, clever and funny joke.

Jay P

I feel sorry for that guy...sad I know