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Best pick up lines

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  • #52
    sharkie2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭sharkie2008


    my names pinocchio, sit on my face and I'll tell you lies all night

    got that the other week, really made me laugh though I'd read it somewhere before


  • #53
    PullMyFinger!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    St Bill wrote: »
    Good idea...it's easier to slap a straight face :p

    :p


  • #54
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    "Polar Bears."

    "Eh.....what?"

    "No idea, just heard they were good at breaking ice."


  • #55
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    "Do you work for Jacobs?"

    "No, why?"

    "Cause you're a cracker"


  • #56
    HammerHeadGym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    Scream and I'll kill you.



















    This works best at knife point.


  • #57
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    How are you fixed for a knobbing?

    -Funk


  • #58
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Your place or mine


  • #59
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    "Your condom or mine?"

    (couldn't find the ad on youtube, but it seems to work well for the guy!)


  • #60
    jacool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭jacool


    a line that worked for me, and led to a night of mighty passion was "You're not going to dance to that **** are you ?". I thought she was, and that would have killed it stone dead, as similar musical tastes was a crucial thing in college life !. This might never work again, but feel free to test drive !


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  • #61
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,322 ✭✭✭source


    My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

    you are???

    It must be running fast so.
    (have heard this shortened to "magic watch" AND he pulled her lol)

    oh and :

    Do you see my friend over there? HE wants to know if you'll go out with me.


  • #62
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    Sums up this whole thread.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZphSjapB8


  • #63
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    The Walsho wrote: »
    Lick your fingertip and touch her with it - "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes"

    Ugh, that's pure creepy....


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