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Any old Jokes you heard as a kid that would have lost their meaning in today world.

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  • 25-03-2008 9:47am
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    Run_to_da_hills
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    Whats black and white and red all over? A newspaper :D (News papers are nearly all in colour now.)


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    Halfdog
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    <snip> - user gets a yellow card for that one - read the forum charter please


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    DubArk
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    What did the Big Chimney say to the small Chimney?
    You’re too young to be smoking!!:)

    As if there was any age that one should take up smoking!:confused:


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    DubArk wrote: »
    What did the Big Chimney say to the small Chimney?
    You’re too young to be smoking!!:)

    As if there was any age that one should take up smoking!:confused:
    I don't think anyone would get away with a smoking chimney these days, the EPA would be down on you like a ton of bricks.


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    whiskeyman
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    Any Skoda jokes...

    They done a great job advertising the fact they kneww they got slagged... but now they're top notch cars.


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Any Skoda jokes...

    They done a great job advertising the fact they kneww they got slagged... but now they're top notch cars.

    Convertible Scoda ......a skip!!
    Why do Skodas have rear heated windows......To keep your hands warm while pushing..........

    How do you double the value of your Scoda.......Fill it with Petrol.......(To day you can double the value of ANY car by just filling it with Diesel :))


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    knighted
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    whats the difference between a skoda and a sheep?

    you would be more embarassed getting caught getting out of the back of a skoda


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    foxy06
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    What do you do if the late late show goes on fire

    Watch Gay Byrne.....:o

    Was funny bout 15 years ago!


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    What do you call a skoda on a hill?

    A miricle.


    Why did the turtle cross the road?
    to get to the shell station.


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Or the Provo kerryman who tried to blow up a car in London, he burnt his lips on the exhaust!


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    What did Gay Byrne say after he picked his nose ?

    Roll it there Collette.


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    5times
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    Derek Davis


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Or the fly crawling into the Kerrymans ear...........a Space Invader (Do kids these days know what a space invader is.)


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    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    What did Gay Byrne say after he picked his nose ?

    Roll it there Collette.

    or the other one........

    what did Gay Byrne say when he picked his nose?

    there one for everyone in the audience


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Q: How long did Lionel Ritchie sit on the toilet?
    A: All Night Long!

    Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire?
    A: Beat it!

    Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
    A: Islands in the Stream


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,881 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    * shakes off the dust *

    What do you call someone who goes to mass twice a day ?

    A Bifran


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    rainbowtrout
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    What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and two exhaust pipes??


    A wheelbarrow


    Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

    To warm your hand when you're pushing.


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