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Mad Monks

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  • 26-03-2008 2:19am
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    A young monk arrives at the monastery.

    He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.


    He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

    So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

    The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

    He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot . . So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
    He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

    "We missed the R ! We missed theR ! We missed the R !"

    His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

    The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

    With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...





    CELEBRATE !!!"


Comments

  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,881 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A classic
    But it's much better without the

    "We missed the R ! We missed theR ! We missed the R !"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    A classic
    But it's much better without the

    "We missed the R ! We missed theR ! We missed the R !"


    :mad:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I've never heard this one before! Genius! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Hahah brilliant. Never heard this one before.


  • Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    thats gas


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