Worst world eleven

gosplan

this is gonna be way more fun:

Obviously, we could just pick random fat people so the rule is that they MUST be playing top flight football in Germany, Italy, England, Spain or France.

Royale with Cheese

Keegan's a shoe in for manager

gosplan

Still toying with mine, can't figure out whether to put Kyut as a striker or a winger.

Robinson between the sticks though

Mr Alan

seriously, anyone who puts Kuyt in this team is ridiculous.

Royale with Cheese

I'm putting Torres in mine

genericgoon

Pretty much anyone from Derby is a shoe in.

Mr Alan

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

I'm putting Torres in mine

wouldnt suprise me with some of the ****e thats posted on this site.

(not directed at you RWC)

lordgoat

Mr Alan wrote: »

wouldnt suprise me with some of the ****e thats posted on this site.

+1

redzerdrog

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

Keegan's a shoe in for manager

your forgetting a certain steven stauntan

Royale with Cheese

He doesn't meet the criteria

CantGetNoSleep

Ok i'll have a go, but i'm not that familiar with s*it players from European leagues

GK: Dida (AC Milan, IT)

DR: Stephen Carr (Newcastle, EN) - These days he is a Sunday League class footballer, a World class c*nt
DL: Pascal Cygan (Villareal, SP)
DC: T*tf*ck Bramble (Wigan, EN)
DC: Nelson Rivas (Internazionale, IT) - he played against Liverpool in the San Siro, looks remarkably like his colleague T*tf*ck

MR: Hossam Ghaly (Derby County, EN)
ML: A. Luque (Ajax Amsterdam, NL) - Has to be put in
MC: Alan Smith (Newcastle, EN) - Enough said
MC: N. Quashie (West Ham, EN) - Its his relegation history as much as his ability

FW: Andriy Voronin (Liverpool, EN) - I have never seen him do anything useful since he came to England, although he looked alright playing for Ukraine when I saw him. Think it's the pornstar type ponytail that really does it for me.
FW: Lee Dong Gook (Middlesborough, EN) - See above

Subs:
H. Camara
Roque Junior (although he is currently unattached he has to get a place on this team)
Z. Knight
S. Petrov
L. Boa Morte (he used to be good at Fulham)

Probably have too many English based players but like I said I don't really know s*it players in other Countries

Manager: I'd get Souness out of retirement to spend millions making this team even worse

Pal

Steve Staunton is possibly the worst player to ever play for Ireland IMO.
Now don't go getting upset.
Its my genuinely held opinion and I am not looking to troll here.
Nothing personal.

I reckon the guy got away with being average to frequently useless for donkey's years. A half decent tackler on occasion but that was it. Passing was beyond him. Crossing was appaling. Positioning dreadful. Shots hit row Z (so did some passes). He persistently lost possession and survived in the top flight and at International level. I was perplexed by this.

He would make my worst 11 (along with Ashley Grimes and Joe Jordan).

PS sorry for ignoring the criteria.

CantGetNoSleep

Does the name Gary Doherty mean nothing to you?

Nalz

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Carson

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Bramble

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Knight

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Garrido----

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--Kuyt

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Motta

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Brocci

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Van Der Meyde--

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Stokes

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Voronin

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Mr. Incognito

Hmmmm, Sunderland XI.

Tusky

Trilla wrote: »

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Carson

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--Carr

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Bramble

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Knight

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Garrido----

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--Kuyt

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Motta

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Brocci

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Van Der Meyde--

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Stokes

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Voronin

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Thats an absolute joke of a worst XI.

Pal

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

Does the name Gary Doherty mean nothing to you?

good call.
he was woeful.

Nalz

Tusky wrote: »

Thats an absolute joke of a worst XI.

Why?

Pal

SetantaL wrote: »

Hmmmm, Sunderland XI.

You mean Aston Villa XI ?

gosplan

Right, it turns out it's really hard to do and obviously I've gone for a few players who are bad at being supposedly good rather then plain bad.

Gk: Robinson

DR: Ramos (purely on his ability to get sent off whenever it seems to matter), if I'm being realistic, then Stalteri.
DC: Taylor (One fantasy football point for each leg he's shattered)
DC: Oleguer (never impressed me for a barca defender)
DL: Harte (nice comeback)

MR: Nunez
MC: Baptista
MC: Sidwell (for being an idiot and going to Chelsea)
ML: Duffer

FW: Sahar
FW: Earnshaw or Dong - can't pick who

Mossin

GK: Carson

RB: Carr
CB: McShane
CB: O'Shea
LB: Kilbane

RM: Miller [Sunderland]
CM: Petrov [Villa]
CM: Gilberto
LM: Duff

ST: Shevchenko
ST: Voronin

Quite an Irish feel to my worst 11. All English based too :rolleyes:

Pigman II

Champions League Winner Jimmy Traore should be captain.

Mossin

Pigman II wrote: »

Champions League Winner Jimmy Traore should be captain.

OMG I cant believe I forgot him.

Scratch Kilbane and replace with Traore......The travesty is complete

whatawaster

Am i the only one who thinks Stokes is a good player?

whatawaster

Mossin wrote: »

OMG I cant believe I forgot him.

Scratch Kilbane and replace with Traore......The travesty is complete

Traore was at times fantastic during that campaign. Disqualifies him from this i think.

Green Giant

GK: Richard Kingson (I recall him playing once for Birmingham and committing an absolute blooper)
RB: Greg Halford (Roy Keane's worst foray into the transfer market)
CB: Abdoulaye Faye (one tremendous lug)
CB: Dean Leacock (take your pick from his crappy bandana, his presence at Derby County or his all-round mediocrity)
LB: Gerald Cid (currently setting Bolton alight)
RM: Laryea Kingston (Hearts midfielder with a shocking disciplinary record)
CM: Salif Diao (if he's still actually playing)
CM: Maceo Rigters (from impressive Dutch starlet to the Blackburn reserves, oh dear)
LM: Royston Drenthe (resembles Edgar Davids in more ways than one)
FW: El Hadji Diouf (do I need to explain)
FW: Diego Tristan (oh how he wishes it was 2001-02 so that he could get off the Livorno bench)

LuckyLloyd

This thread is silly.

Nalz

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

This thread is silly.

but fun. I hate Motta

gosplan

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

This thread is silly.

what about fattest world 11 then?

Muff_Daddy

GK Stephen Bywater (I guess picking Derby is too easy, but I don't think there is a worse goalie out there unless Taibi is still around)

RB Paul Staltari
LB Roque Junior
CB Titus Bramble
CB Frank Sinclair

RM Jesper Gronkajer
LM Djimi Traore
CM Alex NYarko (Everton fans will remember him)
CM Antonio Nunez

Fc Ali Dia
FC Dong Gook

Lets see anyone try to lose to these!

Nalz

gosplan wrote: »

what about fattest world 11 then?

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Kenny

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Andy Frank Andy Frank
Andy Frank Andy Frank
----Viduka Ronaldo----

Pigman II

Trilla wrote: »

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Kenny

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Andy Frank Andy Frank
Andy Frank Andy Frank
----Viduka Ronaldo----

            Kenny

Dicks - Ruddock - Mabbutt - Cundy

   Reid - Gazza - Molby - Frank(C)

     Hasselbank - Ronaldo

Mr Alan

that'd actually be a cracking team! short on pace obviously, but apart from that!

LuckyLloyd

Mr Alan wrote: »

that'd actually be a cracking team! short on pace obviously, but apart from that!

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Quality and grit all over the park. They'd ruffle a few feathers.

Jazzy

hahaha, me and my mate were talking about opening up a restaraunt / deli type thingy in amsterdam where we name all the sambo's and rolls after fat footballers.

the frank lampard was a battered breakfast roll i do believe

Nalz

Andy Reid must be the deep fried tripple decker express with extra mayo,cheese and lard