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I love crap pirate jokes

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  • 26-03-2008 3:16pm
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    Green Giant
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    What films do pirates like?
    Any film that's RRRRRRRRRR-rated

    Where do pirates go on holiday?
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentina

    Why don't pirates buy DVDs?
    Because they have VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

    Why are pirates considered dangerous and cantankerous?
    Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What did the pirate buy at the market?
    An overhead projectorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy


    More pirate jokes welcome


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    NeVeR
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    Green Giant wrote: »

    More pirate jokes welcome

    No please dont!


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    kev_s88
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    Green Giant wrote: »
    What films do pirates like?
    Any film that's RRRRRRRRRR-rated

    Where do pirates go on holiday?
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentina

    Why don't pirates buy DVDs?
    Because they have VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

    Why are pirates considered dangerous and cantankerous?
    Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What did the pirate buy at the market?
    An overhead projectorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy


    More pirate jokes welcome

    that overhear projectorrrrrrrrrrrr one was brilliant.really didnt expect that lol


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,500 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    NeVeR wrote: »
    No please dont!

    Who doesn't like pirate jokes?
    NeVeRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Posted this in a different thread a few months ago, but posting it here again:

    Why are pirates called pirates...?
    Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRE

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Sherifu
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    Roger the Cabin Boy!


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    gerthewanker
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    snip

    less of the racism please


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    Wazdakka
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    What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
    A Squashbuckler!!!

    Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
    S'currrrvey!


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    NeVeR
    Registered Users Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    haha RRRRRR


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    banquo
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    What's a pirate's favorite shop?

    Sparrr!


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    It BeeMee
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    There's a new pirate p0rn movie out....

    "One Night in Parrot" ....


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    gerthewanker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭gerthewanker


    What did the pirate say after the earthquake?

    Shiver me timbers!


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    gerthewanker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭gerthewanker


    What do pirates call their sex buddies?

    F uckeneers!


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    passive
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    What if pirates ruled the world?
    Everyone would be happiAARRRRRRR...


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Most pirates wear earrings, so how much does it cost to get their ears pierced ?

    A Buccaneer.


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    It BeeMee
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    (with thanks to Benny Hill)

    "Wheres me buccaneers?"

    "Under yer buckin hat"


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    gerthewanker
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    What song did the Pirate in the village people write?

    'In the Arrrrrrrmy!'


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    Sabre0001
    Registered Users Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    What's a Pirate's favourite letter?

    RRRRRR

    (For some reason that really cracked me up recently!)

    🤪



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    Insect Overlord
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    Green Giant wrote: »
    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy

    Stars en route for that one! :D


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    truecrippler
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    Eugh

    Where do Irish Pirates come from? The Dail... no really its the Arrrrrrran Islands.


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    gerthewanker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭gerthewanker


    Where do Pirates like it?


    Up the Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrse!


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    masseyno9
    Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭masseyno9


    I like to tell 4 or 5 pirate jokes as listed above, then go for:

    What do pirates drive?
    They'll reply 'caaarrrrrss'
    And you'll say 'no, boats you fool. They're pirates!'

    Love it!!


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