Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hmm

Options
  • 26-03-2008 10:43pm
    #1
    son.of.jimi
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭


    How many Monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Monkey's screw in tree's.... not Lightbulbs


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    son.of.jimi wrote: »
    How many Monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Monkey's screw in tree's.... not Lightbulbs


    I was gonna say 2.

    Davy Jones to put the bulb in and Mike Nesbitt to hold the chair


  • Options
    #3
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?


    Only one...


    but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out:eek:


  • Options
    #4
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    rocky25 wrote: »
    How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?


    Only one...


    but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out:eek:

    Especially if it's one of them Flourescent tubes. Ouch.
    I'm not speaking from experience before you ask (it was only a CFL, see i'm enviromentally concious)


  • Options
    #5
    patbundy
    Registered Users Posts: 493 ✭✭patbundy


    humpday-1.gif
    me feels theres another weeks ban on the way
    :)


  • Options
    #6
    son.of.jimi
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭son.of.jimi


    Q: Why did the first panda fall out of the tree?
    A: It was dead...
    Q: Why did the second panda fall out of the tree?
    A: He was just copying the first panda...
    Q: Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
    A: A Fridge


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    Selkies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭Selkies


    Op: Nice!


Advertisement