its egg-tastic

Mint Sauce

heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

Basq

Eggs-cellent!

Mint Sauce

basquille wrote: »

Eggs-cellent!

why didn't i think of that

CountingCrows

Nice one, I'd say your family will be eggstatic!

takola

irish-stew wrote: »

heads up guys, loads of easter eggs in tescos sligo, all half price, heading home to donegal for the weekend, so thats the family sweetened, no pun intended

Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work!

Mint Sauce

takola wrote: »

Ahem.. You can bring mine into me in work!

its my day off

Basq

Will get a couple for my nephew.. it's eggs-actly what he wanted. *









* I can do this all day people!
** Where's AlmightyCushion? He's normally good with the oul puns!

CountingCrows

In all fairness to tesco, half price is eggception value

Basq

Don't buy too many.. you might look a bit greedy and could end up with egg on your face.

And you don't want people looking at you at the checkout saying "look at that yoke buying all the eggs!"

starbelgrade

Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.

Basq

starbelgrade wrote: »

Oh dear.. egg jokes. You're quacking me up.

Agreed.. these egg puns are eggscruciating!

takola

irish-stew wrote: »

its my day off

Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead!

Gillie

bollocks! I'm on a diet!

Basq

Gillie wrote: »

bollocks! I'm on a diet!

Half price easter eggs are the perfect eggscuse to break your diet.

starbelgrade

I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.

takola

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't celebrate Easter - Catholicism just never lived up to my eggspectations & I've always felt eggscluded from the Church, so after an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of all religions, I decided to be an eggnostic.

That's impressive.

Thankfully we don't need to be catholic to enjoy easter eggs!

smashey

Cheap chocolate.

How eggciting.

zuchum

pfft,i wont bother...i hate those yokes

TequilaMockingBird

I think your all eggs-agerating a little.

Why shell out out your hard earned cash on those eggs-tremely sickening yokes?

Mint Sauce

takola wrote: »

Ugh! Well fine if you don't want to fit in with my convenient plans you can buy me two and bring them into me on tomorrow or Wednesday instead!

no promises, but i'll try not to eggsclud you

Basq

Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:

smashey

basquille wrote: »

Omelette'll tired of these egg puns now! :eek:

And my brain is scrambled.

Mint Sauce

some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now

smashey

irish-stew wrote: »

some of these puns are getting quite eggstreme now

And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.

Mint Sauce

smashey wrote: »

And all because somebody shelled out on a few Easter eggs.

and there was a mad scramble for them too

CountingCrows

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread!

Basq

CountingCrows wrote: »

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose d*ck was so long he could s*ck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a c**t I would ..... whooooo wrong thread!

Off-topic...


















... back to the egg puns!

CountingCrows

I'm eggtremely sorry

Mint Sauce

this was suppose to be a helpfull and informative thread, its now turned into a bad eggcuse

starbelgrade

It goes from one eggstream to the other.

SligoBrewer

Eggsactly the reason why I'll be stocking up later on in Tesco