Things men do you wish you could do...

Quality

I wish I could pee standing up...


And Eat rings around myself and not put on weight...


And Not suffer with massive hangovers..

And not have horrendous haemorraging periods...

Dudess

Quality wrote: »

Eat rings around myself and not put on weight...

And Not suffer with massive hangovers

Ah guys suffer from the above too!

Quality

not the men in my life,

My husband can eat for Ireland and doesnt put on a lb. Lucky sucker!

He never has a hangover either. Same with my dad and brother...

Clare Bear

Quality wrote: »

not the men in my life,

My husband can eat for Ireland and doesnt put on a lb. Lucky sucker!

He never has a hangover either. Same with my dad and brother...

Same with my boyfriend, brother and most of my male friends. Absolute fookers!

rain on

Being able to pee without exposing your arse to the breeze would be pretty sweet alright. Getting caught short when it's lashing rain and blowing a gale = no fun.

ShaneU

There's nothing stopping you from peeing standing up, you just need a good aim.

Sherifu

ShaneU wrote: »

There's nothing stopping you from peeing standing up, you just need a good aim.

And don't forget to youtube it, we will be scoring it :pac:

citytillidie

Quality wrote: »

I wish I could pee standing up...

I have seen to girls do that in the mens toilets in a night club in Scotland and it was a wall urinal

St Bill

I wish I could buy an outfit that would last for twenty different weddings (and maybe more). And three pairs of shoes that're suitable for any outfit/occasion/weather change/sport

I'd love to be a metrosexual in that Italian tailored way.

Peared

...birds.

Sorry, couldnt resist.

Also.. get away with comments like above.

Third_Echelon

Quality wrote: »

I wish I could pee standing up...

P Mate for the win

They had these at Electric Picnic for the ladies.

http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

blindman

citytillidie wrote: »

I have seen to girls do that in the mens toilets in a night club in Scotland and it was a wall urinal

Men wearing kilts?

LAG

ShaneU wrote: »

There's nothing stopping you from peeing standing up, you just need a good aim.

Yea have you seen the commetments - all you need is practice:pac:

John Mason

St Bill wrote: »

I wish I could buy an outfit that would last for twenty different weddings (and maybe more). And three pairs of shoes that're suitable for any outfit/occasion/weather change/sport

i have two wedding outfits that i have worn to 12 different weddings.

Electric picnic, has she-pees, where you stand up and pee

there is nothing that men can do, that i cant do tbh

Loomis

irishbird wrote: »

i have two wedding outfits that i have worn to 12 different weddings.

Electric picnic, has she-pees, where you stand up and pee

there is nothing that men can do, that i cant do tbh

Can you make sperm?

Jesus Wept

Must...resist....urge....to....troll.
/exits stage left.

Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Can you make sperm?

Why would she aspire to producing something 40-600 million times a go, and still isn't guarenteed to get the job done?

Jesus Wept

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Can you make sperm?

Moonbaby wrote: »

Why would she aspire to producing something 40-600 million times a go, and still isn't guarenteed to get the job done?

Woahhh. the sperms are far more reliable than yore cantankerous system. :cool:

Loomis

Moonbaby wrote: »

Why would she aspire to producing something 40-600 million times a go, and still isn't guarenteed to get the job done?

That's the challenge
And the job not getting done may be down to the girlie involved, didn't think of that one did ya?

Quality

irishbird wrote: »

i have two wedding outfits that i have worn to 12 different weddings.

Were you working at these weddings?

How did you get away with 12 weddings and no one seeing you in the same outfit?

I thought men were renowned for their mathematical abilities? @ The Rigger + Mr Anderson.

Quality

Quality wrote: »

Were you working at these weddings?

How did you get away with 12 weddings and no one seeing you in the same outfit?

I imagine she just doesn't care about things like that, much like myself.

mkdon05

on occasions, the sperms are ordered not to penetrate so we can try again:D

Slow Motion

Moonbaby wrote: »

I'd love to be a metrosexual in that Italian tailored way.

That's not a man!

Jesus Wept

mkdon05 wrote: »

on occasions, the sperms are ordered not to penetrate so we can try again:D

heh

Moonbaby wrote: »

I thought men were renowned for their mathematical abilities? @ The Rigger + Mr Anderson.

I didn't say anything maths related.

Quality wrote: »

Were you working at these weddings?

How did you get away with 12 weddings and no one seeing you in the same outfit?

:eek: Lord forbid you should wear the same thing twice! :eek:

Lisa Lashes 22!

What I'd love to be able to do is go topless whenever you want and not have fellas stare at you so much that their eyes falling out of their head...:)

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote: »

heh

I didn't say anything maths related.

You don't think reliabilty comparisons are mathematically related?
I forgive you so. :pac:

Jesus Wept

Moonbaby wrote: »

You don't think reliabilty comparisons are mathematically related?
I forgive you so.

mmmm that's what I said. :rolleyes:
There was a lot of maths in my statement. :pac:

John Mason

Quality wrote: »

Were you working at these weddings?

How did you get away with 12 weddings and no one seeing you in the same outfit?

Moonbaby wrote: »

I imagine she just doesn't care about things like that, much like myself.

The-Rigger wrote: »

heh



I didn't say anything maths related.



:eek: Lord forbid you should wear the same thing twice! :eek:

Probably, cos i couldnt careless what other people think, and i am sure no one noticed. Isnt enough that i turn up, and spend horrendous amounts of money on hotel rooms, drinks and presents

star-pants

I'd like to be able to pee standing up (discreetly... the way a guy could, yes as a woman we could pee standing up but it's not the same)

Yeah actually going topless would be kinda handy on hot days if you're outside working or something.

Other than that there isn't much else I'd want to be able to do, I'm quite happy being a woman.