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rocky25 · 2008-03-30 20:15:12

There was a blond ginger and a brunette in a lift on the way to hell. There is 100 floors and 100 jokes for each joke they don’t laugh at they clime a floor to safety. On the first floor nothing happens but the blond looks confused. On the 67th floor the brunette laughs and plunges to hell. On the 87th floor the ginger…

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30-03-2008 9:15pm

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There was a blond ginger and a brunette in a lift on the way to hell.

There is 100 floors and 100 jokes for each joke they don’t laugh at they clime a floor to safety.

On the first floor nothing happens but the blond looks confused.

On the 67th floor the brunette laughs and plunges to hell.

On the 87th floor the ginger laughs and plunges to hell.

On the 99th floor the blond laughs and plunges to hell.

When they get down to hell they say to the blond “why did you laugh”?

The blond says laughing her head off “I just got the first joke”.

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A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box.

He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.

The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.

Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies:

"No use knockin’ mate, there’s no paper in this one either!

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