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Newlywed Golfer

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  • 31-03-2008 9:32am
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
    Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
    manage, he took himself to the doctor.

    He said 'How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next
    week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way'

    The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to
    let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'

    He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
    splint,and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.

    The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on
    their honeymoon.

    That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
    her beautiful breasts. She said, 'You're the first; no one has EVER
    touched these.'

    He immediately drops his pants and replies,....'Look at this,
    still in the CRATE!'


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