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  • 31-03-2008 11:22pm
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    rocky25
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    A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner.

    He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

    His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

    "You'll see", he replies.

    They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

    “Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

    His daughter screams...

    "Don't eat it, Jimmy... It's a

    f***ing arsehole...!!!"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

    Ten men and one woman.

    The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

    They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

    She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.


    As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.


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    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    bravo sir :)


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    greatgoal
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    good ones,lots of mods about this morning:)


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    jayteecork
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    Guy goes to a fancy dress party Bollock naked with a naked young lady on his back.

    Someone asks him "What on earth are you supposed to be?"

    Guy says "I'm a snail"

    "Excuse me?"

    "That's Michelle on me back"


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    greatgoal wrote: »
    good ones,lots of mods about this morning:)


    Me thinks it an April Fools Joke:rolleyes:


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

    Ten men and one woman.

    The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

    They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

    She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.


    As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.

    Excellent, I'm texting this to all my friends. :o


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