Banned from the Necrophilia forum

DaBreno

So whats this about then? I only called them a bunch of sick twisted corpse fiddlers. You would think people like that would have thicker skins by this stage. Ive PM'ed the mod GiggyMortis 12 times now and no response. The sick **** is obviously busy elsewhere. Hope he washes his hands before he types my response. Good god, is this representitive of Boards.ie?

What ever happened to Free Speach on this site??

There's a what-now?

Sherifu

It's dead, leave it alone.

Gordon

You're just digging up trouble.

DeVore

I was going to merge that forum with the Equestrian forum, but then I thought to myself "ah, thats just whipping a dead horse" ...:pac:

DeV.

Mr. Incognito

I'd just bury this one.

Mr. Presentable

DeVore wrote: »

I was going to merge that forum with the Equestrian forum, but then I thought to myself "ah, thats just whipping a dead horse" ...:pac:

DeV.

Good thing you have a day job!

Fizman

Looks like the OP isn't going to leave this one rest in peace!

tbh

necrophilia is dead sexy.

Overheal

Punns are stupid.

ha ha

This should be moved to the Paranormal section.

It BeeMee

Relax, OP
Go get yourself a nice, cold, stiff one.

And will someone please open a window in here? I'm getting a terrible smell of formaldehyde....

Wazdakka

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

kittenkiller

It BeeMee wrote: »

Relax, OP
Go get yourself a nice, cold, stiff one.

And will someone please open a window in here? I'm getting a terrible smell of formaldehyde....

LOL!

armour87

Sometimes necrophilia is the best way to relax, all you need to do to is lay back and open up a cold one.

Mr Magnolia

Don't give up on this OP. Too many of them just lie there and take it.

Dades

I just saw the title of the thread and had a coffin fit.

Make no bones about it - this is a grave situation.

Duiske

Would not have the confidence to try it myself. I'd always have the fear that some body would split on me.

seamus

Next year, anyone who starts and April Fool's gag after 12pm on 1st April gets a permanent siteban.

That includes Cult. Though he's not that stupid.

Overheal

What if youre a member living in West Coast USA for example? Its still before noon for another 5 hours.

Fysh

Ah, the necrophilia forum - helping boardsies dig their own hole since 1999! It's dead good, so it is. I suspect the OP was acting the maggot when he got banned...

DaBreno

Necrophilia is no joke! The only thing that sustains me throughout this miserable excuse for a life is that someday it ends. Then they fiddle
with you after as well? Is there no peace??

* dabreno sobs for his tormented orifices....

Mr. Incognito

This thread reminds me of my ex- she was a dead-beat.

Marksie

tbh wrote: »

necrophilia is dead sexy.

Personally i think its dead boring

The Hill Billy

A grave situation indeed, but this thread has gone on way tomb long.

javaboy

Hill Billy wrote: »

A grave situation indeed, but this thread has gone on way tomb long.

That terrible attempt at a pun was the final nail in the coffin

CrazyRabbit

Don't let this thread die, as it's full of deadly humour. If I laugh any more, I'll end up six feet under.

gerthewanker

I was a gay necrophiliac until the rotten arsehole split on me.

Tom Dunne

Bleedin' deadly.

Masada

what a thread.,lol
technically with the standard of most irish women we may aswell all be nechrophiliacs.,lol

seamus

It's a quiet forum.

They tend to just spend their time talking about the Grateful Dead

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Leave the man alone - he's being sincere. He's in dead Earnest....

randylonghorn

The Hill Billy

Long live necrophilia!

Hagar

Buggery is boring, incest is relatively boring, necrophelia is dead boring.

The Hill Billy

But wânking isn't boring at all.

Fysh

Hill Billy wrote: »

But wânking isn't boring at all.

Surely **** is singularly boring?

SeanW

You're dead right.

The Hill Billy

Threads like this help foster a healthy sense of "esprit de corpse" amongst boardsies.

KevIRL

Meh, the Munting Forum is where its at these days anyway...

The Queen

An anagram of my name is "An amateur necrophiliac"

Fysh

KevIRL wrote: »

Meh, the Munting Forum is where its at these days anyway...

Mounting Forum, surely? If we're talking about natural progressions from necrophilia, that is...

KevIRL

Fysh wrote: »

Mounting Forum, surely? If we're talking about natural progressions from necrophilia, that is...

Nah Munting is a much more natural progression.

Look it up in the urban dictionary...

NoQuarter

// Thread dies.....


//King-Stew mounts thread......mmmmmm

Spyral

+ 1 for necrophilia forum

cyberwolf77

This forum is needed. Throw all dead threads to it. They can no longer be shrouded

Sarky

That would be quite the undertaking.

Alternatively: "Undertaker? I 'ardly knew 'er!"

Sarky

Argh, I should have said something about thread necromancy. Mmm, neck romance.

Matt Holck

DaBreno wrote: »

What ever happened to Free Speech on this site??

it got a job

Sarky

You're just jealous. And incomprehensible. But mostly jealous.

Matt Holck

I just happen to know I work harder