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McBeth · 2008-04-01 17:34:26

A local lady, one of our group members, was having breakfast at the fancy Ritz-Carlton restaurant down in Naples. She was making a bit of a fuss "Now, young man", she demanded of the waiter, "Make sure my toast is crisp, my egg is soft but not runny, and I will not abide sausage with the mixed grill. One sight of sausage…

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01-04-2008 6:34pm

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McBeth

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A local lady, one of our group members, was having breakfast at the fancy Ritz-Carlton restaurant down in Naples.

She was making a bit of a fuss "Now, young man", she demanded of the waiter, "Make sure my toast is crisp, my egg is soft but not runny, and I will not abide sausage with the mixed grill. One sight of sausage makes the short curly hairs on the back of my head stand on end."

"What a coincidence", commented the waiter. " Usually just the sight of short curly hairs makes my sausage stand on end."

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#2 01-04-2008 8:14pm
mickrourke

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I like it, it's rude but not too rude
Excellent joke :D:D

Love the sig! +1

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#3 02-04-2008 12:01pm
patmac

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I liked the joke as well as for the sig should you not put it here:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=191825

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