Fruit Polos

Hagar

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.

He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say:
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime,'
'Orange........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!'

mickrourke

*rubs eyes*
Hagar, is that really you?
*rubs eyes again*

If it is you back from the dead, couldn't you have brought back a better joke?

(even though thats a 4 star joke)

rocky25

I don't think it's really him Mick.

I seen the real Hagar working in a petrol station in Bally McLick yesterday.

He was also spotted working in Batter Burger King in Coolock with Elvis.

I also heard there's been various sightings of him all over the country.

I think the guy above is an imposter :eek: and is trying to control our minds and rob your money


So if you have seen the real Hagar contact the FBI or your nearest local Law Enforcement Agency.

folan

the gardaí? they'll never find him!