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Few jokes there...

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  • 02-04-2008 2:09pm
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    Anybody hear the news "A woman's head has been found by children playing on the beach at Arbroath in Angus. The head, hidden inside a plastic bag, was discovered by two young sisters."

    The head had apparently been chopped into 4 pieces. Police have sent them back to headquarters.

    A Man in Ipswich picks up a prostitute and starts walking with her into the woods.

    After a while of walking she says,

    "****ing hell, It's scary in here."

    "It's Okay for you," He Replies "I've got to walk back on my own."


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    kev_s88
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    first one was pure class :D:D


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    A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"

    Everyone is understandably silent.

    He, then, chugs back another beer and says, "All the guys on the other side of the bar are mother****ers! Anyone got a problem with that?"

    Everyone is silent, again.

    Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk toward the man.

    "You got a problem, buddy?"
    No, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar!"


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