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Just plain stupid: Tattoos

meditraitor · 2008-04-04 12:20:55

We've all seen them, tell me the worst tattoos you have seen I recently seen a youngone with an oasis tattoo on her lower back and another guy with a Jordan F1 Racing Tattoo on his arm. Brutal choices And..............

04-04-2008 1:20pm

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meditraitor

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We've all seen them, tell me the worst tattoos you have seen

I recently seen a youngone with an oasis tattoo on her lower back and another guy with a Jordan F1 Racing Tattoo on his arm.
Brutal choices

And..............

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#2 04-04-2008 1:22pm

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Should be moved to body modification TBH. They'd love this.

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#3 04-04-2008 1:22pm

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#4 04-04-2008 1:23pm

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Whats [was] wrong with Jordan F1? aside from them not being in existence anymore.

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#5 04-04-2008 1:24pm

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A mate of mine got 6 Guns and Roses tattoos the time they played Slane, fecking HUGE yokes.

He has the Appetite for Destruction that scales the full size of his back, Axel Roses head on one arm and Slash on the other...priceless...

Needless to say the stupid cnut hasn't been swimming in about 12 years..

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#6 04-04-2008 1:24pm

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The Scientist wrote: »

We have a winner!
http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-1.jpg
http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-2.jpg

Lol, that guy's fúcked.

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#7 04-04-2008 1:24pm

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The Scientist wrote: »

We have a winner!
http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-1.jpg

Thats just brilliant......... what a nut

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#8 04-04-2008 1:24pm

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The P&T Forum would love this.

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#9 04-04-2008 1:25pm

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kaimera wrote: »

Whats [was] wrong with Jordan F1? aside from them not being in existence anymore.

Loved Jordan mesmelf but as you said they dont exist anymore (force india now)

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#10 04-04-2008 1:27pm

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I've seen a guy with a tatt of a vodka bottle on his forearm. The bottle was 1:1 size

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#11 04-04-2008 1:27pm

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Tattoos are rubbish these days. Gone are the days when it was the sole preserve of old sailers and tough fcukers. Now you see women, children and David Beckham wearing them. Thats not good.

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#12 04-04-2008 1:27pm

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There was a young wan in the place I work who had a pair of ârsé-antlers. Vanilla enough & not the most embarassing of tatoos, you might say. Only they were around two inches off-center & made her look as if she had a rather nasty spinal deformity.

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#13 04-04-2008 1:30pm

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Hill Billy wrote: »

There was a young wan in the place I work who had a pair of ârsé-antlers. Vanilla enough & not the most embarassing of tatoos, you might say. Only they were around two inches off-center & made her look as if she had a rather nasty spinal deformity.

Try and sneak a picture next time your in........

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#14 04-04-2008 1:32pm

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http://www.blows.com/media/files/b99f5b573095.jpg
http://fochsenhirt.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dumbledore_tat.jpg
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stupid_tattoos_53.jpg
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stupid_tattoos_40.jpg
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/theturtlehead/Wierd%20Stuff/FaceTattoo.jpg (though this one is kinda cool but still retarded)
http://www.docreno.com/media/files5/pictures/stupid_dr_phill_tattoo.jpg
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/star-wars-tattoos-737050.jpg
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2492&stc=1

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#15 04-04-2008 1:39pm

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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/509855795_193c08
http://www.funnies.com/worst-tatto-ever.jpg75a5.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/499142480_9aa7caef52_m.jpg (hahahahahaha)
http://www.bodycanvas.co.uk/images/arrrrrrrrgh%20tat.jpg
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072407/510999464_925ece144b.jpg
http://blogs.bellinghamherald.com/gobham/media/blogs/a/crises.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A61106/high/bmepb384210.jpg

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#16 04-04-2008 1:45pm

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I got a massive and very bad tat when I was 16. I regret it! Don't do it kids!

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#17 04-04-2008 1:46pm

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rb_ie wrote: »

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/509855795_193c08
http://www.funnies.com/worst-tatto-ever.jpg75a5.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/499142480_9aa7caef52_m.jpg (hahahahahaha)
http://www.bodycanvas.co.uk/images/arrrrrrrrgh%20tat.jpg
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072407/510999464_925ece144b.jpg
http://blogs.bellinghamherald.com/gobham/media/blogs/a/crises.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A61106/high/bmepb384210.jpg

some of those are not real though, luckily.

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#18 04-04-2008 1:46pm

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My mate has a big cross on his forearm and the name 'Tupac' on it...... oh dear...... silly silly silly

Maybe I'll get a tattoo this summer

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#19 04-04-2008 1:51pm

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DaveMcG wrote: »

Maybe I'll get a tattoo this summer

You'll be going to hell so.

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#20 04-04-2008 2:02pm

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How about a grown man with a tattoo of Simba, the Lion King as a cub on his arm? Saw a bloke with it in the pub one night.

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#21 04-04-2008 2:04pm

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Anything that's a brand e.g. people with Nike logos.

EDIT: Just saw Mr. Cool Ice - christ!

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#22 04-04-2008 2:09pm

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Was in Liverpool for the beginning of the 2001/2002 season (Liverpool had won the treble the previous season) and there was a fella in the pub with the 3 cups tattooed on his forearm and Gerard Houllier's face beneath it!

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#23 04-04-2008 2:10pm

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Mr. Cool Ice, in fairness you'd have to be as cool as a fool in a swimming pool in order to pull that off!
Gotta love the shades on the back of his head!

My Bro had a big crap one on his left arm, but got it covered up nicely.

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#24 04-04-2008 2:16pm

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RB posted the picture but I love the backstory to this tattoo.

http://fastlad.blogspot.com/2007/10/dumbledores-gay-tattoo.html

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#25 04-04-2008 2:17pm

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Some guy in Cybernations (online text game) tattooed his alliance flag on his arm :rolleyes:

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#26 04-04-2008 2:17pm

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[quote=rb_ie]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/499142480_9aa7caef52_m.jpg (hahahahahaha)
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That's hilarious. Imagine how pissed off you'd be when you saw the end result.

I've always hated tattoos of names of peoples other half or their children. But even though they look tacky as hell, it's always funny when they break up with someone and are stuck with their ex's name.

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#27 04-04-2008 2:19pm

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Look at the face on the bloke getting tattoed in the background.

http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-2.jpg

Hes thinking, I've made a mistake... oh F*ck...

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#28 04-04-2008 2:22pm

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i'v seen grown men with tigger tattoo'd on them... thought that was a bit much... sitting here drawing my next tattoo at the moment

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#29 04-04-2008 2:27pm

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Seen a few good ones, most notably:
Ralph Wiggum picking his nose (on a guy's calf)
Stick man 'mowing the lawn' (just at the top of a guy's pubic area!) Seriously funny!

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Theres a drummer in Galway. I often see him out busking on the streets with a band. On his arm he has a tattoo of what seems like a woman with wings (perhaps an angel) squatting down with a huge penis between its legs.

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