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  • 04-04-2008 1:42pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A computer was something on t.v.
    from a science fiction show of note
    A window was something you hated to clean
    and ram was the cousin of a goat

    Meg was the name of my girlfriend
    and gig was a job for the nights
    now they all mean different things
    and that really mega bytes

    An application was for employment
    A program was a t.v. show
    A cursor used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano

    Memory was something that you lost with age
    A CD was a bank account
    And if you had a 3" floppy
    you hoped nobody found out

    Compress was something you did to the garbage
    Not something you did to a file
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    you'd be in jail for awhile

    Log on was adding wood to the fire
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a backup happened in your commode

    Cut you did with a pocket knife
    Paste you did with glue
    A web site was a spider's home
    and a virus was the flu

    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
    And the memory in my head
    I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
    But when it happens they wish they were dead!


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