If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Irish Stock Market Report !

dak · 2008-04-04 12:58:33

:)Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light…

Options

04-04-2008 1:58pm

#1

dak

Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 1943

:)Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Pampers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca-Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
Birds Eye Peas Split.
Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market

3

Comments

Options
#2 04-04-2008 2:33pm
whiskeyman

Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 12017

wahey!! Love it dak!!

0
Options
#3 04-04-2008 3:40pm
Hagar

Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2002

Posts: 15106

That's very clever, I like it.

0