Meh-hico

mickrourke

Why did the Mexican push his wife out the window?
TEQUILA!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

There's an Englishman, an American and a Mexican man on a plane which is too heavy to clear a mountain range. The Englishman takes a deep breath, opens the door and goes "God save the Queen!" and jumps out.
The Mexican and American are amazed, but the pilot claims it's still too heavy. The American man walks towards the door, takes a deep breath and says "Remember the Alamo!" and chucks the Mexican out.

Sorry, I know i can do better

Capt'n Midnight

Mexican fireman, Hosé and his brother Hose-B

rocky25

Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"

I don't know," Mundo replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."

"Are you sure?" Mundo asked.

"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Mundo asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated.

"We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"

mickrourke

Brilliant Rocky, never heard that one before

Capt'n Midnight

Why isn't mexico sending a team to the olympics ?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim has gone to the USA

Capt'n Midnight

This one's been done to death but here it is again ...

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door (which is just outside Guadalajara).

As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree"

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."ees... a....
Ham bush"

rocky25

What do you call a Mexican quarterback?



El Paso

Capt'n Midnight

What do you call cheese that isn't yours ?

Nacho cheese.

keano_afc

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

dh0661

mickrourke wrote: »

Brilliant Rocky, never heard that one before

+ 1

Mick I'm a burger myself and I love that sig. - steak, like salmon is way over rated.

Plug

How do you starve a mexican?

Hide there food discount vouchers under there work boots.