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  • 06-04-2008 12:34am
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    rocky25
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    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


    The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made
    the Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls".

    It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her
    to report for work on Monday and then explained she would be stationed
    on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.

    Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut
    it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the
    line to find the problem.

    The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a
    bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing
    little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on
    the dolls.



    When the boss could control his laughter he said, "Lady, I said to
    give each doll two test-tickles".
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    One for the dh0661

    A man goes to the doctor because he's had a terrible headache.

    The doctor says "Well I have some BAD news and some GOOD news....the BAD news is that you have a brain tumour.

    The GOOD news is I can do a brain transplant.

    The man says"Doc whatever it takes, but how much is it going to cost?

    “The doctor says” I have 2 brains available.

    A man's brain which is $40,000 and a woman's brain which is $30,000.

    The man says” What is the difference?"

    The doctor says,


    "All the women’s brains I get have been used"


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