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  • 08-04-2008 12:54pm
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    Slow Motion
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    Might be a bit tame for here, if so feel free to move to humour!

    The PSNI stop a guy on suspicion of drunk driving

    Officer "Can you blow into this bag sir!"

    *Man produces a letter from his doctor stating that he is an asthmathic and can't blow into the bag*

    Officer "OK can you come to the hospital so we can get a blood test!"

    *Man produces another letter which states he is an anaemic and can't give blood*

    "OK" says the officer, "Can you come down to the station and give us a urine sample!"

    *The man produces a third letter, this time from Gerry Adams, the letter states that under the terms of the good Friday agreement the PSNI are not allowed to take the piss out of catholics!*


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    endplate
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    Not very offensive is it?


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    Slow Motion
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    endplate wrote: »
    Not very offensive is it?

    I did say it was a bit tame, but I found it funny and lurk here a lot more than in humour


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    Mr Magnolia
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    I liked it :D


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    endplate
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    Slow Motion wrote: »
    but I found it funny and lurk here a lot more than in humour


    So did I and I lurk here more than humor too. It's a little more interesting:D


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    :)


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    de5p0i1er
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    I never get sick of political jokes.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    *removes layer of dust*

    There was this PSNI Land Rover that crashed into a tree, the real IRA claimed to have planted it


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    de5p0i1er wrote: »
    I never get sick of political jokes.

    I do - as soon as they get elected.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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