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I Will Survive - By Bertie

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  • 10-04-2008 10:34am
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    I Will Resign sing along now everybody..

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    First I was afraid
    I was petrified
    Kept thinking Mahon would find out
    About my takings on the side
    And I spent so many nights
    Thinking how I got it wrong
    But I grew strong
    When I learned how to play along
    But then the banks
    Those fecking gays
    They went and showed the jaysis court
    That I got cash from the UK
    I shouldn't have lodged that bloody sterling
    I could've spent it on me holidays
    If I had known for just one second
    All the questions it would raise

    So off I go, I'll walk out the door
    I'll go to ground now
    'Cause I'm not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the ones who said it's time to say goodbye?
    Health service crumbled
    Property market died
    Oh no! Now I
    I will resign
    Now the sh*t has hit the fan
    And the country's in decline
    I've done my share of theft
    And no credibility left
    So I'll resign
    I will resign

    It took all the guile I had
    To look the injured part
    Keep trying to pretend
    The public broke my heart
    And I spend oh so many nights
    Just looking sorry for myself
    But I'm good at lyin'
    Inside I'm laughing all the time
    And you'll soon see me
    Somebody new
    I'll get my government pension
    Hey I'm not done with screwing you
    I know how to milk the state
    I learned all yer tricks, Haughey
    Now I'm saving all my backhanders
    For an island off Kerry

    Ho ho! Now I
    I will resign
    And I'll get three hundred grand
    Instead of doing any time
    I've got an easy life to live
    Two f*cks I couldn't give
    About your cryin'
    When I resign.


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