Really Quick ones

rocky25

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they
enjoyed each other's company.


After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.


They had a lovely evening.
They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.


Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.


As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....


Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'



Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights
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what do you call a deer with no eyes????


no eyedeer
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what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs????



still no eye deer
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what do you call a deer with no eyes,no legs and no willy?


Still No F*****g eye Deer......
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Capt'n Midnight

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.


After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.


They had a lovely evening.
They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.


Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.


As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....


Claude was thinking: 'I loved the way her toes curled up as I made love to her'



Maude was thinking: 'Should have taken off me tights'

rocky25

Sad really