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Wimmins Rejection Lines

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  • 11-04-2008 12:13pm
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and what it really means)

    - I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")


    - There’s a slight difference in our ages... (I don’t want to do my dad)


    - I’m not attracted to you in ’that’ way... (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)


    - My life is too complicated right now... (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)


    - I’ve got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s)


    - I don’t date men where I work... (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.)



    - It’s not you, it’s me... (It’s you.)


    - I’m concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)



    - I’m celibate... (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)


    - Let’s be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)


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    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    hmmm, 7 down, still waiting to hear the rest!


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    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    We've all heard some of them in our life time.


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    useful_contacts
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    Given By Men
    [SIZE=+1](and what they actually mean)[/SIZE]



    [SIZE=+1]10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]1. Let's be friends. (You're unbelievably ugly.)[/SIZE]


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    #5
    andgoodbye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭andgoodbye


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    Given By Men
    [SIZE=+1](and what they actually mean)[/SIZE]



    [SIZE=+1]10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]1. Let's be friends. (You're unbelievably ugly.)[/SIZE]


    What is that from?
    I've seen these before!


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