Unemployment

Socos

A guy walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his
check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing unemployment. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000
a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're
bull****tin' me!'















The
social worker said, 'Yea, well... you started
it!!!'

dh0661

Still as good, as the first time I heard it.

buckfast4me

lol it's so true.. so true.

old boy

another ending is, when do i start, the social worker says, heres a ticket to the next town, (20 miles away) the q starts there

dh0661

old boy wrote: »

another ending is, when do i start, the social worker says, heres a ticket to the next town, (20 miles away) the q starts there

Thats actually a better ending.
Good one