What would you do?

Overheal

PurplePrincess wrote: »

Navy Pilot sounds deadly but I'd settle for just commercial pilot. Failing that I'd be a chocolate taster in Cadburys

Hell no. I'd want to try out life on a Carrier. Nevermind the awesome catapault launches supersonic aircraft and AA Missiles

phantom_lord

orestes wrote: »

Don't laugh man, I do that in Temple Bar. It pays the bills, and I would rather do that than sit in an office for eight or nine hours a day.

My other job is running pub-crawls for backpackers, so I literally get paid to go on the p!ss with tourists. Not a bad way to make a few quid.

All in all, it's pretty decent. I don't get out of bed before noon and I make enough to keep myself going, pretty much all I need really.

But if money wasn't an option and I could do whatever I wanted, I'd open a comedy club and pay through the nose to have performers I love play at it every week, I'd be happy with that!

i was being super cereal

Wossack

Brint wrote: »

Okay - we get the joke already: your avatar is a monkey, your sig has a monkey, your username has monkey in it, and in all your KYN photos you're holding a monkey or referencing a monkey (to imply you live it 24/7) - and your dream job is to be a monkey - we get the joke, so short of screaming "look at me, I'm hilarious & kooky" you can rest assured we all get your joke now.

Damn students...

oof! mega-burn :pac:

do pighead now

orestes

phantom_lord wrote: »

i was being super cereal

Ugh, downside of drinking for a living, drunken posting becomes a serious career liability. Sorry bout that

ibh

Brint wrote: »

Okay - we get the joke already: your avatar is a monkey, your sig has a monkey, your username has monkey in it, and in all your KYN photos you're holding a monkey or referencing a monkey (to imply you live it 24/7) - and your dream job is to be a monkey - we get the joke, so short of screaming "look at me, I'm hilarious & kooky" you can rest assured we all get your joke now.

Damn students...

Congratulations on the excellent burn in your first month on boards.

FX Meister

Brint wrote: »

Okay - we get the joke already: your avatar is a monkey, your sig has a monkey, your username has monkey in it, and in all your KYN photos you're holding a monkey or referencing a monkey (to imply you live it 24/7) - and your dream job is to be a monkey - we get the joke, so short of screaming "look at me, I'm hilarious & kooky" you can rest assured we all get your joke now.

Damn students...

SNARF! SNARF!!!

Nightwish

I'd be a really irritating opinonated columnist or get paid to go trekking, or a metal journalist, but everyone hates them.

StormWarrior

I would become fluent in all the scandinavian languages, get black belts in karate, kung fu and ninjutsu, trek through Peru, go clubbing in Ibiza, write novels and get a personal trainer who used to be in the marines so I could pretend I was in the army without the commitment.

DenMan

Work as a script supervisor on a television set, I love writing. I am taking up Spanish as a foreign language separately when I go to college.

Holsten

A test pilot.

ART6

A Formula 1 grand prix driver for McLaren. I did a course years ago with the BRC and frightened the life out of myself. Not cut out for it, but I can dream:)

omb0wyn5ehpij9

I'd open a car and motorbike garage!

KnifeWRENCH

Ideally I'd be the corrupt dictator of a former Soviet Republic (Igloostan)

I also love the idea of working with the C.I.A. (or a secret police force in any country)

If all else fails, I want Kathryn Thomas' job presenting No Frontiers (imagine getting paid to go on holiday!)

Piste

I'd open a really high class cocktail bar where the finest flirtinis would be served and dresscode would be strictly suits and cocktail dresses. The lighting would be low and the music would be soft and Jazzy.

LadyE

Id either be:

A guard
A midwife
A pilot
A teacher

qz

Chief test driver for Lamborghini.

Steve_o

Open a small music venue... soon

bug

I'd work for the DSPCA.

ART6

ART6 wrote: »

A Formula 1 grand prix driver for McLaren. I did a course years ago with the BRC and frightened the life out of myself. Not cut out for it, but I can dream:)

You did the track day at Silverstone? What did you drive?

I'd spawn an arm of ginger kids and set about hot housing them to fullfil my every dream and aspiration.

Captain Darling

I'd love to work for Coillte, fannying around in a forest somewhere. Probably couldnt get more relaxing, maybe its real stressful, but i doubt it.

*insert lumberjack joke here*

the drifter

open a gym and train twice a day....

LadyE

Oh...forgot to addhat I wanted to be a dental nurse too...even tho I am terrified of dentists! wtf??????????????

MissHoneyBun

Dream job would be to own a stud farm and work with horses all day. Every day. Stumble outta bed in my huge country pile, jodphurs and boots on, cross my estate to the stables and out in the fresh air cantering thoroughbreds all day.

thefinalstage

I would like to be a conservationist for wolves. Buy a good plot of land and create my own sanctuary.

Stephen90

To be Tony Stark full stop.

Or to be a drum tech for Mike Portnoy or even better to be out on the road with a band with myself behind the rig. Music, gigs, chicks, parties... who could ask for a better life.

jimmycrackcorm

Profesional Lotto Winner.

hussey

Fashion photographer ... and some gimp can process all the pictures

me: "Sorry love, you need a bit more breast" / "Ok, let's see how it looks shaved"

Jigsaw

Professional wealthy owner of stuff, like Abramovich. JUst deciding to but stuff that will make me more money and making lots of money. Money makes me happy. It is my one true love. Such a shame that it is an unrequited love. :mad: